Rohan Patel
@goonerohan.bsky.social
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goonerohan.bsky.social
LOL, are all our other rehabbers bums or something?
nowarsenal.bsky.social
🚨Kai Havertz has blown away staff at Arsenal with his approach to rehab.

The German is now in the final phase of his recovery and could make a return earlier than expected.
goonerohan.bsky.social
👍🏾 They are currently filming a new season. However, this time he'll be managing the Women's team.
goonerohan.bsky.social
More like, Carmody. 🤭
goonerohan.bsky.social
Lmao. Let's be real—ain't no one rushing out to see a Jared Leto film. That guy is the opposite of a box office draw.
goonerohan.bsky.social
When you get your first call during calving season. 🩺🐄
4jinxremoving.bsky.social
No, I already have a newspaper, thanks.
Man City player Erling Haaland in IDEK what the fuck this outfit is.
goonerohan.bsky.social
Remember how Calafiori was constantly banjaxed 🤕 last year? Now he's playing week in, week out with zero issues. Someone in that physio department definitely flipped a switch. Great turnaround.
goonerohan.bsky.social
Exactly, and then pundits/content creators come out and say he is 'clunky'. 🥴
goonerohan.bsky.social
These conservative DMs, out here acting like bagsmen. 😒
Merino doing Merino things on international duty.
goonerohan.bsky.social
Me, on the 90min mark of ITV coverage of International football.
goonerohan.bsky.social
Come the end of the season, he's gonna be like...