Rohan Patel
@goonerohan.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
Govern yourself accordingly!
typing...
Govern yourself accordingly!
typing...
Like fucking clockwork. 🚮
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Like fucking clockwork. 🚮
The streets won't forget.
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The streets won't forget.
Just the usual spin, is it: Unreal narratives suggesting there was only one team of note. Standard stuff, so I'm not surprised. But I'm the ever optimist—one day the media tide will turn.
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Just the usual spin, is it: Unreal narratives suggesting there was only one team of note. Standard stuff, so I'm not surprised. But I'm the ever optimist—one day the media tide will turn.
Must be nice to get credit for youth! Massive shout-out to Chelsea (man down, plucky upstarts). Meanwhile, our ENTIRE back four were younger and our CBs had never played together. Did that warrant a mention? No? Alright cool.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Must be nice to get credit for youth! Massive shout-out to Chelsea (man down, plucky upstarts). Meanwhile, our ENTIRE back four were younger and our CBs had never played together. Did that warrant a mention? No? Alright cool.
If anyone's interested in a feel-good show, check this out on iPlayer. What an extraordinary talent Aimee Lou Wood is, not just in front of the camera but with pen in hand, too. Also, Suranne Jones was sensational in this, stole every scene. Just delightful! 🤌🏾
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If anyone's interested in a feel-good show, check this out on iPlayer. What an extraordinary talent Aimee Lou Wood is, not just in front of the camera but with pen in hand, too. Also, Suranne Jones was sensational in this, stole every scene. Just delightful! 🤌🏾
Chris Sutton is a cunt, pass it on!
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Chris Sutton is a cunt, pass it on!
That's 4 away games against the current top 8 teams done, plus St James' Park. Five points clear. We move! 🔴⚪
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That's 4 away games against the current top 8 teams done, plus St James' Park. Five points clear. We move! 🔴⚪
Everything about Chelsea is...
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media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Everything about Chelsea is...
I thought the mid-week match was Carabao, it's not. Brentford at home with one of the in form strikers in the league to face. No rest for the league leaders. 😔
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I thought the mid-week match was Carabao, it's not. Brentford at home with one of the in form strikers in the league to face. No rest for the league leaders. 😔
Mosquera was on the ball a lot in that R8 position. Love the player, however, that's not who I want there. 🤷🏽♂️
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mosquera was on the ball a lot in that R8 position. Love the player, however, that's not who I want there. 🤷🏽♂️
Take the point and get out of there before we catch summat.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Take the point and get out of there before we catch summat.
JUST SWITCH, FFS!
Would like to see Saka and Noni switch sides for a bit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
JUST SWITCH, FFS!
Would like to see Saka and Noni switch sides for a bit.
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Would like to see Saka and Noni switch sides for a bit.
GET THE FUCK IN!!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
GET THE FUCK IN!!!
Why does it feel like they're not a man down? FFS!
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why does it feel like they're not a man down? FFS!
Hope this is tactical.
Come on Myles!!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hope this is tactical.
Mikel Arteta and the refs, in the tunnel at half-time.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mikel Arteta and the refs, in the tunnel at half-time.
Ja Rule - Thug Lovin' ft. Bobby Brown
YouTube video by JaRuleVEVO
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November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Off you trot you daft cunt.
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Off you trot you daft cunt.