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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 7h

Really rooting for the Brewers here. I swear I was like 30 before I realized there was an “m” and a “b” in their logo. That level of deception has earned my respect.

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 7h

Not to steal @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social’s shtick but this is simply Saturn Devouring His Son

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 8h

The Washington Wizards

[lowers sunglasses]

Who would be in the playoffs if the season ended today by the way

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 10h

wasn't dipshit Finebaum begging for a Trump endorsement to run for Senate or did I have a head injury 2 weeks ago

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 10h

Paul Finebaum still isn’t buying what Curt Cignetti’s selling: ‘He’s brash, he’s over-the-top’

Irony isn’t dead. It’s alive and well on ESPN, where Paul Finebaum spent Sunday explaining why Indiana’s Curt Cignetti is “unlikable.” The same Paul Finebaum who’s considering a 2026 Senate run in Alabama — where voters will literally decide whether they find him likable enough to represent them in Washington — dedicated significant airtime on Read more... The post Paul Finebaum still isn’t buying what Curt Cignetti’s selling: ‘He’s brash, he’s over-the-top’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 12h

Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 13h

So excited for you and glad you got to go to a game. Rooting for you guys!

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 14h

A lot of literature is #pretty #good, sorry if this offends

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 21h

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 1d

That stupid epic handshake meme I like just a bit too much:

Left hand: “Why lookst thou so?" "With my crossbow
I shot the albatross.”

Right hand: “tonight’s ballgame”

They meet: “mariner v bird”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

8pm is too late to start a baseball game. the east coast stinks

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1d

KD still got it

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 1d

The haters said it wouldn't work. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 1d

The only proper response to getting fired when you have a big buyout is Coach O’s

Coach O kept it 💯 about getting fired by LSU 😂 #shorts

YouTube video by CBS Sports College Football

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 1d

I am both full of schaudenfreude and mirth about Franklin being fired and absolutely convinced Maryland should fire Locksley and hire Franklin

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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 1d

Wow, so it’s illegal to make plans with friends now

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Thierry Ennui @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social · 1d

Adding .00001 cm to global sea rise so the magic computer can tell me to text a young lady "it was nice meeting you" when it was, in fact, nice meeting her

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 2d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 2d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 2d

Maryland completely blowing its one random, scheduling-driven shot at an average Big Ten season at the same time Penn State collapses in on itself like a star is such a bummer. There was a chance to 1) make fun of people online and 2) make recruiting inroads. But nope

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23d

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story

2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat

2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

Ole Miss commercial has the shot.

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 2d

if someone told you in 2020 that stanford-SMU would be a conference game in a few years, how many guesses would it take before you got the conference right