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· Oct 24
this is hands down the funniest interaction i've ever had on this website
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O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
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help! i kept spreading spurious accusations and pointless drama docs and it muddied the waters enough to make accusations widely ignored by everybody tired of my shit! this is the fault of everybody who failed to credulously spread lies by the way,
a certain kind of person online will go to the ends of the earth to defend the innocence of a trans woman who Definitely Actually Did All That Stuff.
January 20, 2026 at 8:36 PM
help! i kept spreading spurious accusations and pointless drama docs and it muddied the waters enough to make accusations widely ignored by everybody tired of my shit! this is the fault of everybody who failed to credulously spread lies by the way,
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as is tradition, Tennō Naruhito will banish the disgraced prime minister to live forevermore in the forest with the tengus
Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi Dissolves Parliament, Calls Snap Election — Japan’s Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi announced she will dissolve parliament and call a snap election just three months after taking office. The rapid timeline launches a high-stakes national campaign that…
Japan Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi Dissolves Parliament, Calls Snap Election
www.bbc.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 AM
as is tradition, Tennō Naruhito will banish the disgraced prime minister to live forevermore in the forest with the tengus
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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autism and transgenderedness are both heavily punctuated by dysphoria and rejection from the normalcy of society. the cis autistic man likely has more in common with a neurotypical trans girl then he does with a neurotypical cis man because of the similar dehumanization both experience
feels like autistic people are more likely on average to be supportive of trans ppl because a lot of autistic cis people are cis in sort of trans way
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
autism and transgenderedness are both heavily punctuated by dysphoria and rejection from the normalcy of society. the cis autistic man likely has more in common with a neurotypical trans girl then he does with a neurotypical cis man because of the similar dehumanization both experience
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[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss
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the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.
◇Turns out it was a combination of Patreon thinking Karen and Emily looked too much like minors, and not wanting to mix sex and hypno bc that's inherently noncon and against the rules. After a few days of scrambling we abandoned our Patreon and set up our SubscribeStar.◇
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.
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news headlines be like
The United States outlaws insulin; releases the black plague upon schoolchildren
China has constructed a Wonder and has begun the countdown timer to a cultural victory
The United States outlaws insulin; releases the black plague upon schoolchildren
China has constructed a Wonder and has begun the countdown timer to a cultural victory
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
news headlines be like
The United States outlaws insulin; releases the black plague upon schoolchildren
China has constructed a Wonder and has begun the countdown timer to a cultural victory
The United States outlaws insulin; releases the black plague upon schoolchildren
China has constructed a Wonder and has begun the countdown timer to a cultural victory
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Umineko no Naku Koro ni (2007)
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Umineko no Naku Koro ni (2007)
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me: is it true Dutch people have a festival where they chase ugly children around and hit them with stick
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
October 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
me: is it true Dutch people have a festival where they chase ugly children around and hit them with stick
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
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The amount of people who’ve let their moral OCD get so fucked by the worst anti-AI arguments (“stealing”) that they’re just like full on “Palworld is PLAGIARIZING the find people at Nintendo” is kinda worrying ngl. A lot of peoples “pro-stealing” facade is gonna flip in the next decade.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The amount of people who’ve let their moral OCD get so fucked by the worst anti-AI arguments (“stealing”) that they’re just like full on “Palworld is PLAGIARIZING the find people at Nintendo” is kinda worrying ngl. A lot of peoples “pro-stealing” facade is gonna flip in the next decade.
i know who stole the louvre jewels but i will never tell the authorities
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i know who stole the louvre jewels but i will never tell the authorities
A Brighter Summer Day (1991, dir. Edward Yang) youtu.be/anQZGICuIZk?...
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A Brighter Summer Day (1991, dir. Edward Yang) youtu.be/anQZGICuIZk?...
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BREAKING: Trump has said: We will be seeing land action in Venezuela soon
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
BREAKING: Trump has said: We will be seeing land action in Venezuela soon
imagine writing a huge thread on your highly idiosyncratic interpretation of Jesus's temple freakout and not knowing the difference between moneylending (loans) and moneychanging (which is what's in the bible, and was a necessary if unpopular anti-counterfeiting measure and public service)
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
imagine writing a huge thread on your highly idiosyncratic interpretation of Jesus's temple freakout and not knowing the difference between moneylending (loans) and moneychanging (which is what's in the bible, and was a necessary if unpopular anti-counterfeiting measure and public service)
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JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown?
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Oh boy (spoilers)
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown?
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
no no he's a reverse vampire. you can only see him in mirrors, bleeding profusely from his mouth. it's kind of pathetic really, the torrent of half-congealed mucus-and-blood admixture. it could be worse. i mean, i've known all sorts of people. they got cossack jiangshi in tracksuits now
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
no no he's a reverse vampire. you can only see him in mirrors, bleeding profusely from his mouth. it's kind of pathetic really, the torrent of half-congealed mucus-and-blood admixture. it could be worse. i mean, i've known all sorts of people. they got cossack jiangshi in tracksuits now
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Porn addiction isn’t real
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Porn addiction isn’t real
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn