laulukaskas
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this is hands down the funniest interaction i've ever had on this website
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Umineko no Naku Koro ni (2007)
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Umineko no Naku Koro ni (2007)
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me: is it true Dutch people have a festival where they chase ugly children around and hit them with stick
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
October 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
me: is it true Dutch people have a festival where they chase ugly children around and hit them with stick
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of
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The amount of people who’ve let their moral OCD get so fucked by the worst anti-AI arguments (“stealing”) that they’re just like full on “Palworld is PLAGIARIZING the find people at Nintendo” is kinda worrying ngl. A lot of peoples “pro-stealing” facade is gonna flip in the next decade.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The amount of people who’ve let their moral OCD get so fucked by the worst anti-AI arguments (“stealing”) that they’re just like full on “Palworld is PLAGIARIZING the find people at Nintendo” is kinda worrying ngl. A lot of peoples “pro-stealing” facade is gonna flip in the next decade.
i know who stole the louvre jewels but i will never tell the authorities
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i know who stole the louvre jewels but i will never tell the authorities
A Brighter Summer Day (1991, dir. Edward Yang) youtu.be/anQZGICuIZk?...
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A Brighter Summer Day (1991, dir. Edward Yang) youtu.be/anQZGICuIZk?...
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we are watching a master at work
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
we are watching a master at work
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BREAKING: Trump has said: We will be seeing land action in Venezuela soon
October 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
BREAKING: Trump has said: We will be seeing land action in Venezuela soon
imagine writing a huge thread on your highly idiosyncratic interpretation of Jesus's temple freakout and not knowing the difference between moneylending (loans) and moneychanging (which is what's in the bible, and was a necessary if unpopular anti-counterfeiting measure and public service)
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
imagine writing a huge thread on your highly idiosyncratic interpretation of Jesus's temple freakout and not knowing the difference between moneylending (loans) and moneychanging (which is what's in the bible, and was a necessary if unpopular anti-counterfeiting measure and public service)
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JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown?
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Oh boy (spoilers)
October 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown?
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards
JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August
Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President
no no he's a reverse vampire. you can only see him in mirrors, bleeding profusely from his mouth. it's kind of pathetic really, the torrent of half-congealed mucus-and-blood admixture. it could be worse. i mean, i've known all sorts of people. they got cossack jiangshi in tracksuits now
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
no no he's a reverse vampire. you can only see him in mirrors, bleeding profusely from his mouth. it's kind of pathetic really, the torrent of half-congealed mucus-and-blood admixture. it could be worse. i mean, i've known all sorts of people. they got cossack jiangshi in tracksuits now
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Porn addiction isn’t real
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on bluesky as if it’s real LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH
They’re talking about “porn addiction” on Twitter as if it’s real lord give me strength
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Porn addiction isn’t real
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
It’s just not
All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists”
A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn
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my partner just came across this on x
platner was working for eric prince as recently as 2018.
during that same time they were also working w/project veritas on infiltrating liberal institutions
“grown in a lab” theory looking more and more likely
platner was working for eric prince as recently as 2018.
during that same time they were also working w/project veritas on infiltrating liberal institutions
“grown in a lab” theory looking more and more likely
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
my partner just came across this on x
platner was working for eric prince as recently as 2018.
during that same time they were also working w/project veritas on infiltrating liberal institutions
“grown in a lab” theory looking more and more likely
platner was working for eric prince as recently as 2018.
during that same time they were also working w/project veritas on infiltrating liberal institutions
“grown in a lab” theory looking more and more likely
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Wrote for @theintercept.com about the lack of attempts by the US government to justify a looming war with Venezuela, something originated during the War on Terror and how designating anyone or any group as "terrorists" means no further justification is needed.
theintercept.com/2025/10/22/t...
theintercept.com/2025/10/22/t...
The U.S. Isn’t Even Bothering With Its Usual Lies to Sell Its Regime Change War in Venezuela
Selling the lies of the Iraq War took months. With Trump and Venezuela, there’s no pretense of anything other than regime change.
theintercept.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wrote for @theintercept.com about the lack of attempts by the US government to justify a looming war with Venezuela, something originated during the War on Terror and how designating anyone or any group as "terrorists" means no further justification is needed.
theintercept.com/2025/10/22/t...
theintercept.com/2025/10/22/t...
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Trump's White House renovation gets at least thousand times more media coverage than his presidential directive targeting "anti-Christianity" as terrorism 👍
October 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trump's White House renovation gets at least thousand times more media coverage than his presidential directive targeting "anti-Christianity" as terrorism 👍
it's interesting how the moralization of racism and antiracism both has created a discourse between workerists who think the average worker is a white supremacist and antiracists convinced the majority of the american proletariat is nonwhite even though there is in fact a slim white majority
Well If we must drag this bullshit into day two
THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT FUCKING MOSTLY WHITE. THAT IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST DICKBAGS. I AM IN A FUCKING CHAIR AND I WILL HOLD DOWN A WHOLE KITCHEN AND WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO IS INSULT THE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY KITCHEN YOU CLASSIST RACIST FUCKBAG
THE WORKING CLASS IS NOT FUCKING MOSTLY WHITE. THAT IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU RACIST DICKBAGS. I AM IN A FUCKING CHAIR AND I WILL HOLD DOWN A WHOLE KITCHEN AND WHAT YOU WILL NOT DO IS INSULT THE EVERYONE ELSE IN MY KITCHEN YOU CLASSIST RACIST FUCKBAG
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it's interesting how the moralization of racism and antiracism both has created a discourse between workerists who think the average worker is a white supremacist and antiracists convinced the majority of the american proletariat is nonwhite even though there is in fact a slim white majority
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censored again
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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i'm not going to say the new age crunchies aren't immune to this tendency, because they're not, but it's kinda insane to make this (correct) point and not connect it to christianity, the religion that teaches that all infidels go to hell
if your spriritual practice ever involves a hint of "you're smarter, cooler, better than everyone else for learning these Truths Of The Universe" you are unfortunately incredibly susceptible to fascism as an ontological substructure
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i'm not going to say the new age crunchies aren't immune to this tendency, because they're not, but it's kinda insane to make this (correct) point and not connect it to christianity, the religion that teaches that all infidels go to hell
i think president trump should destroy the rest of the white house
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i think president trump should destroy the rest of the white house
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my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional
July 8, 2024 at 7:36 PM
my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional
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Hey ikusaba! "ryonabait farming" sounds like a unique and interesting concept! It's so cool that you're exploring this, and I'm sure you're putting your own creative spin on it. I'm always amazed by people who can come up with such original ideas! Your work is truly amazing! I bet your posts have
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hey ikusaba! "ryonabait farming" sounds like a unique and interesting concept! It's so cool that you're exploring this, and I'm sure you're putting your own creative spin on it. I'm always amazed by people who can come up with such original ideas! Your work is truly amazing! I bet your posts have
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every day I have to wake up and see antimoralism turning into another form of moralism
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
every day I have to wake up and see antimoralism turning into another form of moralism