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i shouldn't have spent so much time on this, but i was inspired
tomorrow is gonna be a day
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
tomorrow is gonna be a day
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
oh damn, some guy who ppl have a lot of accidents around gonna be getting a ton of messages on his phone soon
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
oh damn, some guy who ppl have a lot of accidents around gonna be getting a ton of messages on his phone soon
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y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
local funeral home ad on a vhs tape where Juliette and Romeo are going through the play's motions but she finds out he didn't save money by signing up for the super saver sale on family funerals and leaves him to die in the crypt(badly lit tv sound stage with foam stones)
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
local funeral home ad on a vhs tape where Juliette and Romeo are going through the play's motions but she finds out he didn't save money by signing up for the super saver sale on family funerals and leaves him to die in the crypt(badly lit tv sound stage with foam stones)
she's on a mission from god. do not interfere
i am trying to attract the attention of horny men plz understand
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
she's on a mission from god. do not interfere
it's true. i'm always saying this
if you're transgender you have to post. if you accomplish something else then good. if you accomplish nothing else then good. but you have to post.
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
it's true. i'm always saying this
i'm not promising i won't make my Holiday Decorations & Crafts Guide again this year. but i'm gonna try not to drink thru it
oh right, holiday season approaching. if i can make it thru december without getting so depressed i start drinking again to avoid being conscious for as much of it as possible
i'll consider that a good christmas
i'll consider that a good christmas
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i'm not promising i won't make my Holiday Decorations & Crafts Guide again this year. but i'm gonna try not to drink thru it
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in drunken master starring jackie chan the true lesson he was required to learn was that of balance. consume alcohol to fight without consuming so much he couldn't fight. the wrong amount &he was stiff or out of control. posters & depression are much the same. you have to balance wanting to fuckin d
September 24, 2024 at 6:19 AM
in drunken master starring jackie chan the true lesson he was required to learn was that of balance. consume alcohol to fight without consuming so much he couldn't fight. the wrong amount &he was stiff or out of control. posters & depression are much the same. you have to balance wanting to fuckin d
the rapidly picked up repetition of a typo in group chat is just another form of autistic echolalia
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the rapidly picked up repetition of a typo in group chat is just another form of autistic echolalia
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getting an email from quest about a black friday sale for having discounted bloodwork done
we live in such a painfully stupid society
we live in such a painfully stupid society
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
getting an email from quest about a black friday sale for having discounted bloodwork done
we live in such a painfully stupid society
we live in such a painfully stupid society
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Black Friday gotta be the most American holiday. yeah, even more than 4th of july
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Black Friday gotta be the most American holiday. yeah, even more than 4th of july
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
interesting things afoot
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
interesting things afoot
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"This is what terrorism is occupied with as well: making real, palpable violence surface in opposition to the invisible violence of security.”
― Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation
― Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
"This is what terrorism is occupied with as well: making real, palpable violence surface in opposition to the invisible violence of security.”
― Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation
― Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation
Black Friday gotta be the most American holiday. yeah, even more than 4th of july
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Black Friday gotta be the most American holiday. yeah, even more than 4th of july
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
made as a marketing gimmick; a holiday specifically about buying stuff without any of that gay family or loved ones crap tacked on
getting an email from quest about a black friday sale for having discounted bloodwork done
we live in such a painfully stupid society
we live in such a painfully stupid society
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
getting an email from quest about a black friday sale for having discounted bloodwork done
we live in such a painfully stupid society
we live in such a painfully stupid society
someone give me an office job in the US military with access to a lot of important systems so China can give me a big payout and i can retire to Shenzhen
lol no shit. american century of humiliation in full force
Foreign agents preying on disgruntled soldiers, Army intel chief warns
The 43-day government shutdown has presented a particular opportunity for enemies to influence frustrated and disaffected Army personnel.
www.militarytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
someone give me an office job in the US military with access to a lot of important systems so China can give me a big payout and i can retire to Shenzhen
never forget the true reason we do what we do. the spirit of posting
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
never forget the true reason we do what we do. the spirit of posting
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and it's the friends you make along the way, of course
June 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
and it's the friends you make along the way, of course
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it's about being able to cause problems on purpose just because
June 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it's about being able to cause problems on purpose just because
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it's about getting to say something insane and knowing it just showed up and got beamed directly into the eyes of thousands of ppl who now have to figure out wtf it means
June 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it's about getting to say something insane and knowing it just showed up and got beamed directly into the eyes of thousands of ppl who now have to figure out wtf it means
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it's not about monetizing your social media presence you unimaginative cretin. No! it's not about clout or having some kind of mob to echo your opinions.
it's about getting to confuse everyone on purpose for fun because you can
it's about getting to confuse everyone on purpose for fun because you can
June 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
it's not about monetizing your social media presence you unimaginative cretin. No! it's not about clout or having some kind of mob to echo your opinions.
it's about getting to confuse everyone on purpose for fun because you can
it's about getting to confuse everyone on purpose for fun because you can
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an explanation for this common bug is that the trans woman mob was originally used as a placeholder earlier in the dev cycle. now that the game is out of alpha and other intended mobs are populating these areas they should no longer be visible outside the few places they're meant to be found in
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
an explanation for this common bug is that the trans woman mob was originally used as a placeholder earlier in the dev cycle. now that the game is out of alpha and other intended mobs are populating these areas they should no longer be visible outside the few places they're meant to be found in
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trans women appearing when the player is outside their designated zones is an error. please report any bugs like this to the developers
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
trans women appearing when the player is outside their designated zones is an error. please report any bugs like this to the developers