Abby Someone 🧠
@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral.
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
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Lil Cinnamon
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Lil Cinnamon
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
I'd like to know what quantity of Epstein photos will be the tipping point for Trump voters.
None you say? That's what I thought.
None you say? That's what I thought.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'd like to know what quantity of Epstein photos will be the tipping point for Trump voters.
None you say? That's what I thought.
None you say? That's what I thought.
I'M IN
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'M IN
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
Merry Christmas!
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Merry Christmas!
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What a great idea! 💙💙💙
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
What a great idea! 💙💙💙
Thank God I grew up during the early years of Jazz Fest: mostly locals, tolerable crowds, decent prices, homegrown music, top-notch Nola food. It's an overpriced, overwhelming sea of sardine-packed humanity now that you couldn't pay me to endure.
one day I will make the journey from I-20 down to I-10 and I'll go to one jazzfest before I kick the bucket
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Thank God I grew up during the early years of Jazz Fest: mostly locals, tolerable crowds, decent prices, homegrown music, top-notch Nola food. It's an overpriced, overwhelming sea of sardine-packed humanity now that you couldn't pay me to endure.
Is Overheard only presenting limited history now? What'd I miss?
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Is Overheard only presenting limited history now? What'd I miss?
🤭
Can two great religions coexist in these troubled times? Let’s go live to Jerry in Chino Hills for a special report…
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
🤭
Things Southerners will never understand.
I love how silent the town gets with the ground covered in snow after dark. Such a cool phenomenon. So peaceful and serene. It’s the best
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Things Southerners will never understand.
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YESSSSSS!!! MY FAV CHRISTMAS BIT OF ALL TIME!!!
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 AM
YESSSSSS!!! MY FAV CHRISTMAS BIT OF ALL TIME!!!
Not now not ever
do i want to know why mark cuban is trending
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not now not ever
😂
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dolt thinks they're going to give back power to the Dems at some point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every power SCOTUS is giving this president will also be a power the next Democratic president will have at his/her disposal. Watch how fast MAGA starts with the “tyranny” talk when that happens.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This dolt thinks they're going to give back power to the Dems at some point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
Holy shit I'm being watched
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Holy shit I'm being watched
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Odds on Stefanski saying, "We have to do better"? #Browns
a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` a thousand percent ! ''
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` a thousand percent ! ''
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Odds on Stefanski saying, "We have to do better"? #Browns
Good news for #Browns is they are now slotted 4th in the draft order and two of the teams in front of them, NYG and TEN, won’t be in the market for a QB. LV, currently 3rd, will be though.
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
