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Abby Someone 🧠
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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral.

Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
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Lil Cinnamon
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I'd like to know what quantity of Epstein photos will be the tipping point for Trump voters.

None you say? That's what I thought.
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'M IN
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney or Pixar.
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Merry Christmas!
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
December 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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What a great idea! 💙💙💙
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Thank God I grew up during the early years of Jazz Fest: mostly locals, tolerable crowds, decent prices, homegrown music, top-notch Nola food. It's an overpriced, overwhelming sea of sardine-packed humanity now that you couldn't pay me to endure.
one day I will make the journey from I-20 down to I-10 and I'll go to one jazzfest before I kick the bucket
December 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Is Overheard only presenting limited history now? What'd I miss?
December 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
🤭
Can two great religions coexist in these troubled times? Let’s go live to Jerry in Chino Hills for a special report…
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Things Southerners will never understand.
I love how silent the town gets with the ground covered in snow after dark. Such a cool phenomenon. So peaceful and serene. It’s the best
December 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Alrighty then.
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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YESSSSSS!!! MY FAV CHRISTMAS BIT OF ALL TIME!!!
December 16, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Not now not ever
do i want to know why mark cuban is trending
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
😂
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This dolt thinks they're going to give back power to the Dems at some point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every power SCOTUS is giving this president will also be a power the next Democratic president will have at his/her disposal. Watch how fast MAGA starts with the “tyranny” talk when that happens.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Holy shit I'm being watched
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Odds on Stefanski saying, "We have to do better"? #Browns
a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` a thousand percent ! ''
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` a thousand percent ! ''
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#Browns do not disappoint in their consistent disappointment.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
#Browns #silverlinings
Cleveland *OWNS* the phrase "next year". 🙄
Good news for #Browns is they are now slotted 4th in the draft order and two of the teams in front of them, NYG and TEN, won’t be in the market for a QB. LV, currently 3rd, will be though.
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm so excited to pay the exorbitant ticket prices demanded to see this dumpster fire of a team play in a new stadium. #Browns
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM