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Abby Someone 🧠
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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral.

Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my ❤️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F💣s 😇😁
Voodoo hopes your day got better.
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sorry. First reaction. 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
#Browns do not disappoint in their consistent disappointment.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm so excited to pay the exorbitant ticket prices demanded to see this dumpster fire of a team play in a new stadium. #Browns
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Everything that's wrong with modern cruiseships beautifully captured here:
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
First attempt at Gochujang cookies. I'm not unhappy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Been crazy busy lately and Bsky has taken the hit. Miss y'all! Don't forget about me! I'll be in and out until January, assuming I survive. 🤪
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Change your passwords!
haveibeenpwned.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you haven't seen Death by Lightning on Netflix, GO WATCH IT! Four episodes, far too few. So well done! #Ohio
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tis the season for MORE patience and kindness, not less.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ahhhh... this dude spamming the thread with his logic makes sense now.
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This post is what the Too Soon phrase was created for. JFC.
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Zorg has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I protest this game based on the attached evidence:
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Tomorrow's gonna suck.
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM