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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒

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• Video Editor/Graphic Artist • Bird Hater • Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, Earthlink Dialup & your mom •LA/Atlantic City Proud son of an ANTIFA member Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 19d

At least we don't have to hear the phrase "first world problems" any more.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 3h

Kristi Noem Airport Video Makes
Case That Cricket Was ANTIFA

Kristi Noem Airport HomelAnd Security video on a wall monitor. Photoshop added a photo of her dead dog Cricket with a red line across Cricket's eyes and a graphic that reads "ANTIFA know the signs"

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 2h

For the first time in my life I'm actively hate-watching a show that's so terrible it's circled back to sublime anyway right now the fbi is interviewing a young man who has lived in a forest cult his whole life with no outside influence but for no reason his accent is pure jersey

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2h

The Jersey accent is the human baseline accent and therefore the only non accent accent and everyone outside of New Jersey sounds weird

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 5h

Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2h

I had a huge slotted spoon but I strained myself

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 3h

Fried

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3h

accidentally fell into a vat of hot oil… i’m cooked

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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Jesse “Sppooky Diplay Naame” Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social · 1d

so there i am, minding my own business, three tons of Woke packed tight in the trailer. all of a sudden i see flashing lights in my rear view. nuh uh, not today

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 3h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands so they don't end up as pelts in the Redville Zoo gift shop.

Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 3h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.

Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 5h

Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.

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Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 3h

Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.

Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 5h

Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4h

they’re selling presidential medals of freedom on Temu

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 5h

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Rainbow Crosswalks Are Unsafe and Must Be Removed, Adds That Americans Are in Danger of Feeling Fabulous and Might Scream “YAAAAASSS” When Using Them

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 5h

If life is a carnival I'm stuck at the whack-a-mole stand.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 8h

Master Negotiator Threatens China With Ultimate Weapon

Headline reads: Trump threatens China with cooking oil embargo over soybean snub
There's a photo of an angry Trump. Bottles of Crisco, Mazola, and Wesson are superimposed over the image.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d

News headline reads: Airports say they won't air Kristi Noem shutdown video at TSA
checkpoints
Travelers in Cleveland, L.A., Phoenix, Seattle and other cities will not see the footage, which blames congressional Democrats for shutdown-related flight delays.
October 13 at 12:17 PM 2025
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There's a wall monitor with a video of Kristi Noem in the still image. I've photoshopped her face to distort it.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14h

sometimes you look at an account and just instinctively know you’d hate the flatware pattern they chose

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 9h

if you don’t believe in intelligent design, then why do you think we have hands we can trace to quickly and easily draw a turkey? explain that, smartypants

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11h

Oops I deleted slack and outlook and threw my computer in a ditch

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

Remember medbeds? That wasn't even TWO WEEKS AGO

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

Spirit Halloween is now Antifa HQ

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d

Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic

Middle aged man with a bottle of vodka and a gun passed out on a sofa in a kind of shabby chic/new agey living room.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Dec 22

“baby, it’s cold outside” - me, explaining society to a baby

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 1d

If your name is something like Chip Callahan or Terry O'Brien and you're not at least an offensive coordinator at the college level by age 35 you have failed at life

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