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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®

@void0reason.bsky.social

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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · Nov 11

I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2h

they should invent an attention surplus order

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 1h

“The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys — they fuck furniture. That's what kids do.”

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 1h

I had literally no idea!

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 2h

Probably my fault even though I haven’t been to the South End for decades.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 2h

*hiding

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14h

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 3h

(not showing this to my cats)

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

Everyday I wake up and choose “eh”

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 3h

*tooo

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 4h

Doctor: Replace cheese with fatty omega3 fish oils, or you'll die

Me: To brie, or not to brie, that is the question

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 3h

FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES MY SKILLS!

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 8h

Fa fa fa fa fashin’

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

this meeting needs a jump to recipe button

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 8h

But you see those boats they blew up were near Epstein’s island, and…

That’s about as far as I made it looking at that person’s posts.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 9h

♩♩♫

It’s my sadness and I’ll cry if I want to…

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 22d

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

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Suburban Death March @suburbandeathmarch.bandcamp.com · May 9

A tweet from John Fugelsang "JD Vance is a fusion of every kid that vanished on the Wonka Factory Tour"
A reply by Steve Hofstetter "Oompa Loompa Doopety Dope. Who fucked a couch and murdered the Pope?"

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Kate Draws 🌈✨️ @tacticiankate.bsky.social · 1d

HOWDY AND HELLO #PortfolioDay I'm Kate, a freelance character artist who loves drawing fantasy, women, and especially fantasy women!!!!
I'll be open for work at the start of November!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

A color illustration of a dragonkin/tiefling woman with deep blue skin, closed eyes, tall curved horns with a glowing crescent moon between them, and long wavy hair going from indigo at the top to pale gold at the ends. She is dressed in an indigo gown with lots of gold trim and accessories and sheer blue accent cloth. She is holding a large golden greatsword with blue roses and purple thorns around the guard. The background is an art nouveau-style circular graphic of gold celestial motifs on a black to maroon gradient.

A color illustration of a dragonkin/tiefling woman with teal skin, darker turquoise hair in a braid, closed eyes, and a long tail. She is dressed in layers of red, gold, green, and turquoise, and she is holding a wooden staff with a golden lantern hanging from the top. The background is an art nouveau-style panel of stylized grass, lotuses, and clouds on a sunset gradient.

A color illustration of a gorgon woman with light and darker green skin/scales, long dark green cobra hair separated by narrow horns, and a long tapered tail. She is dressed in a dark green bustier with gold trim and lots of accessories, and she is holding two crossed swords behind her head. The background is an art nouveau-style panel of thorns and ivy on a black to yellow gradient.

A color illustration of my changing moon Lunar oc, Emerald, from an exalted game. She is a middle-aged woman with fair skin, emerald-green eyes with striking red eyeshadow, and long iridescent black hair partly held up by a golden comb with the rest pulled over one shoulder. She is dressed in an elegant green gown with puffy sleeves and a boob window, lots of gold and green jewelry, and a translucent green and gold floaty scarf thingy. The background is a simple green gradient with a crescent moon behind her head.

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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 20h

There comes a time when the tolerant left has to become WE’RE NOT GOING TO TOLERATE ANY MORE OF YOUR NAZI PIGSHIT left

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 10h

Can’t go into battle.

I have a doctor’s note!

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 15h

Yes your taxes should support disabled people.

They should support homeless people.

They should support those living in poverty, children and the elderly.

This is literally the purpose of taxes, and I would far rather support those who need it than continue to enrich the elite.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Strunk and White's

"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 1d

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · Nov 11

I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.

Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 1d

Dammit.

All I have is a marimba.