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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14h

they’re selling presidential medals of freedom on Temu

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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 13h

Whatever was going on, there was nothing I could do about it now, and that just made me more furious. So I watched five minutes of episode 174 of Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon. Did that work? No, no, it didn’t.

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Semiotic Scaryname @mitdasein.bsky.social · 13h

I definitely don't support shooting Mike Johnson with pepper balls. Nosirree Bob, I don't want anyone to get the idea that I think that would be a splendid idea.

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🐈‍⬛ Spooky L.A. 🕸️ @tiredderit.bsky.social · 13h

it's almost time to vote for @andyrichter.co on dwts!

tonight he's going to be dancing with his daughter Cornelia, so please consider logging on or texting in 10 votes for them!

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 20h

It's extremely funny to email me from Vice Studios asking for help making a documentary out of my reporting from before Vice laid everyone off. Personally I would be embarrassed to do that but your mileage may vary lol

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 14h

Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies?

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 13h

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Sep 16

A Geiger counter is an electronic instrument used for detecting and measuring ionizing radiation. An H. R. Giger counter is just the one, really.

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John R. @tribe.bsky.social · 13h

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Jeremy @floregonian.com · 14h

You’re at the barn with me tonight, this is what you get

There’s a red barn behind me with light in the windows and door. I’m wearing a green puffy vest with light blue in the hood. My beard is graying and my eyes are blue.

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 13h

That isn’t some holier than thou thing btw; my attitude is that yall put up with my bipolar bullshit all of the time 🤣

… and that if I demand your attention to something, I’m morally obligated to make it accessible to you

The real reason is more people follow you if you write good alt tho

2/fin

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 13h

Would it really be in keeping with Alfred Nobel’s legacy if she didn’t turn out to be terrible?

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 13h

Nobel Peace Prize recipient María Corina Machado appeared on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast.

She touted the oil reserves in Venezuela (the largest in the world) and vowed to privatize the oil industry to enable American corporations to exploit and profit from the country’s resources if she gains power.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 13h

The bad thing? Rolling fapouts

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 14h

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 13h

i am going to wake up as a sentient lighthouse

Double Fine @doublefine.com · 14h

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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 15h

Y’all. What the fuck is this.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13h

canned fish labels really will say "may contain other things that were nearby at the time"

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 12h

Damn

HENRY, BECK A Nalive Of Holstine GERMANY. Jan.18.1842 Died Feb. 15.1899 ☑ Poorly Born Poorly Lived Poorly Died. and no one cried.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16h

damn that's so crazy, who is killing them. who is killing all the men

r/TrueUnpopularOpinion u/Current_Finding_4066 • 1d
I am tired of hearing how women are afraid
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Sex / Gender / Dating
If you check statistics, you will find out that men are the main victims of violent crime. Yet we keep hearing how many women are afraid for their safety. All men know you need to take some precautions, and do it. And yet, way too many people pretend men can walk around safely, while women need to be very cautious. Tell that to all the men who get assaulted, and/or killed on the streets.
Such morons are doing a disservice to women and men.
Women feel they are in more danger than they really are, which is stressful. And men are being treated as offenders simply based on their sex. It also prevent society to engage with the real issue of male on male violence as men are allegedly already safe.
It is so hard to check basic statistics?

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16h

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 1d

It is so easy to not be a sex pest, it is actually so much work to be a sex pest, and yet

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 23h

Hey, here’s some reality: Doomkick Jesse is a real piece of shit. Does it suck? You bet your sweet ass it does. But it’s true. If you’re defending him, fuck you. If you’re defending him bc “oh I’ve done that before too,” then, time to examine your own behavior instead of trying to condone his. 1/2

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17h

Did he ditch? I came to block him here because of something I read on Mastodon and can't find him, but I think I had him muted soooo, lol, might have a hard time finding him.

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · Jul 29

Behold its Glory

All Hail

A large red inflatable lobster pool float stands upright on a black ottoman against a beige wall. The float features orange and yellow spots, black handles, and printed safety warnings on its body. Behind it, part of a colorful framed artwork with a blue arched door is visible, partially obscured by the float. To the left, a white table holds scissors and sits next to a television. Two framed prints of “The Great Wave off Kanagawa,” one in LEGO-style mosaic and one traditional, rest on the floor near a small black appliance.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 21h

Remember my five hour field trip to the emergency room? PEPPERIDGE FARMS REMEMBERS TO THE TUNE OF $3,000.

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