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https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3u23b2ticoicetvf4ad2rjv/feed/aaac4eylpdov2 She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 4h

If anyone would like a police station edition grey tracksuit I’ve plenty in small & medium. HMU.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 4h

💙🥰👯‍♂️

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

Sure I’ve learnt how to control my anger in public by staying quiet in the face of idiots but on the glorious occasions that I let rip back.. oh boy do they regret trying me for something so stupid.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

The best comebacks are the ones I leave the person on the receiving end absolutely stuck for words & deeply embarrassed.

turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t suffer from insomnia, I simply enjoy being awake when everyone else is asleep, I enjoy time to myself more than time spent around others.

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve insomnia..you’re welcome

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

You should lighten up she said..

You’d lighten up if I stuck a roasting light bulb up your arse but hey you don’t see me doing that.. I replied.

Idiot.

turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

My contribution to society is staying as far away from it as humanly possible.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t actually have many nice positive things to say, that’s probably why I’m so quiet.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

I could be furious but eating something tasty so no one would know I’m teetering between planning a murder or carrying out a murder.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 5h

When you randomly burst into tune because whatever’s going on at that moment reminded you of the song & anyone around you hasn’t a clue what the fuck you’re on about..

Me all the time. 🎵