Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
@turkeycleverness.bsky.social
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They/them. An ace, agender, autistic fren-shaped person. Owned by three cats. And a Roomba with googly eyes. I'll post pictures eventually.
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turkeycleverness.bsky.social
My Cat That Can Do No Wrong woke me up at 4:30AM. Color me Thinking About Changing Her Title. ...Even if she did mostly lay on me and purr me awake (after licking my face to be certain I was up, of course).
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
*does basic life task*

*Rocky theme plays in my head*
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eliseswritings.bsky.social
Queer SFFH 🌈📚🪐

Use 🌈📚🪐 OR 🌈📚😱 to put your posts on it.

OR Fantasy/ SciFi/ SpecFic/ Horror (caps or not)
AND book/books
AND queer/ LGBTQIA/ trans/ nonbinary/ aro/ ace/ aro-ace/ gay/ lesbian/ sapphic

(Alas, 'bi'/ 'pan'/ bisexual etc hit major tech issues I haven't overcome yet.)
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seraphrdm.bsky.social
Without fail, every night when I go to give Moriko (the loaf off to the side) her meds and give her a churu

My vultures appear
A photo featuring three cats, two of whom are expecting their churus and the third blissfully unaware that I’m about to pop a pill into her mouth
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ariellaelm.bsky.social
Anytime there is a flood in the continental US, it is the biggest story across all social media.

Apparently, the same as not true for a catastrophe in Alaska. There was a typhoon yesterday morning and much of western Alaska is now underwater with homes with people in them just floating away.
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kadoore.com
If your writing helps even one person, it's worth doing
Especially if that one person is you
wiswell.bsky.social
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
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merrittk.com
the microplastics and heavy metals in my body squaring up to decide who gets to give me cancer
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ayannasanaa.bsky.social
My hair has grown back but this was my reality “Happy Be Bald Be Free Day”! Real beauty is determined by the love you carry in your heart you way you treat others 🫶🏽 it comes from within & shines undeniably even when you yourself can’t see it 💜🫶🏽🦋 #blessed #selflove #chronicillnesslife
A photo of phenomenally autistic with a bald head she has little blue stones on her eyelids long black earrings and a royal blue tulle trimmed top
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bearofscots.bsky.social
A trans Royal Mail worker who was bullied, harassed & assaulted by colleagues has just won a tribunal for sex discrimination.💕🏳️‍⚧️

Major bloody news, yet silence from BBC, ITV, Guardian etc.

If Forstater or Rowling got looked at by a trans person it’d be front page for weeks. The silence says it all.
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ingloriousgigi.bsky.social
It's very close to the premiere of my Black trans demon romance,' A Damning Desire', on Wattpad. Patrons and payhip members have already been reading my steamy monster romance! I post on Wednesdays, 3 times a month! #wattpad #monsterromance #pnr #romance
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kaitlinkallee.bsky.social
You're going to be a villain in your abuser’s story regardless so you might as well be the villain for exposing them and healing loudly.
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katiebruce.bsky.social
Time to shout about the excellent books I've read this year!
1 - A Sorceress Comes To Call by T Kingfisher
An excellent book that deals with sorcery, abuse, trauma and found family! A brilliant way to kick off the year's reading! I need more T Kingfisher in my life
The cover of A Sorceress Comes to Call by T Kingfisher, featuring a black background with stars and two gold trees
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
Today's Skeletal Season queer indie rec is... The Nightmare Before Kissmas, by @sararaaschbooks.com . Yeah, it's not horror, it's romance. But it has a Halloween prince? In corset vests? But yes, I might have mentioned That Holiday before That Other Holiday, sorry for that.
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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cometkins.bsky.social
i kept trying to find a justification for why the villains in magus act how they do and hand some ham-handed fantasy reason that sucked. it felt shallow and Bad, and then reminded myself of the inspirations for them and settled on "greed is enough". bc that's all it is, really.
ghaspey.bsky.social
I'll say it: I think its rly annoying and frankly amateurish that writers are constantly told their villains must be understandable or have sympathetic motivation to be interesting or realistic when all our big villains irl are in fact rich, stupid, selfish, trickster dillweeds and always have been
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ironspike.bsky.social
Not very unhinged, but: Stop reading a book if you're bouncing off of it. Stop "powering through." You're just wasting your time. You don't get a gold star for finishing books you're not enjoying reading.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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rincewind.run
it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
turkeycleverness.bsky.social
LaGuardia isn't *that* much better, but it *is* slightly better.
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blaguards.bsky.social
I picked this one up for free, and then paid for the sequels, cause they were good as hell!

And the author is cool as hell so support them 😎
trudieskies.readindiefantasy.com
Today is the 4th anniversary of The Thirteenth Hour, the first book in my Cruel Gods series. This book went on to become a SPFBO & BBNYA finalist AND Indie Ink award winner for best setting/wittiest character!

To celebrate, I've put the ebook up for FREE for today only! 🥳

mybook.to/TheThirteent...
A promo image for the Thirteenth Hour's 4th anniversary featuring the book cover with funky glasses over the characters, and the text: Fantasy of bad manners, tea, and naughty words - four years! Cruel gods demand worship from their mortal subjects in this gaslamp fantasy featuring magical portals, gothic cosmic deities, quaint Britishisms, and steampunk vibes.
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turquoisetiger.bsky.social
Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay 🖤❤️🤍💛

i’m Hannah, a queer Navajo fantasy artist that focuses on illustration, character design, and warm colors!!!🥰💖

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