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Steve Suckington

@stevesuckington.bsky.social

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Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · Feb 8

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 44m

you paying?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 53m

hey my kids loved this… ok they rolled their eyes at me

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 58m

i believe you meant to replace “holy” with “piece of”

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 1h

Over the last 10 years i slowly morphed into a bulldog with the help of several medications

me, at 34 in an adidas hat and pink cancer awareness bracelet looking like a douche

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

how mad do they get in arizona if you pronounce it "Tuck son"

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter's Clueless

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:

Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

[james bond voice]

the name’s goose. silly goose.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

jason aldeen playing “try that in a small town” at the riyadh music festival

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 23h

Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2h

from now on i will powder myself with mrs dash just incase

Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2h

you don’t happen to be nearby with a huge slotted spoon by chance?

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3h

accidentally fell into a vat of hot oil… i’m cooked

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13h

I used to have a lot of hopes and dreams and now all I want is an upright freezer for all my winter soups and stews

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 8h

Aaah Spirit Halloween, the hermit crab of businesses

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3h

dog in a wig 2028

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4d

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

"Wait, I can explain..."

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 4d

Who needs sex when you have cool ranch doritos?

Therapist: *scribbling furiously*

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

standing up hard af

Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 3d

"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 4d

This is awesome. Congrats my friend!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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