Luke
@splitletters.bsky.social
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Jays fan, nerd, socialist, recovering PK. Turns out I have #ADHD
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matttomic.bsky.social
if you are caught driving 154 kilometers per hour on a residential street that kids live on, I am confident in saying you should go to jail and never operate a vehicle again, this goes beyond a "speeding camera cash grab" conversation you're actively a menace to human life
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matttomic.bsky.social
When they installed a speed camera here to stop people from dying (there've been MULTIPLE fatal crashes here), vigilantes cut it down. They reinstalled it. They cut it down again. This repeated itself 7 times until finally, the speed camera was - what, "reinforced"? - hah! - permanently banned.
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matttomic.bsky.social
This is the road where people are driving 154 km/h. A residential area with young families on one side, a park on the other.

And yet for some reason, people are clocking Autobahn speeds here. A few years ago a guy doing 100 killed an elderly couple. 1,500 crashes on this stretch in the past decade
A view of Parkside Drive in Toronto showing a simple residential street with a park on the other side
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byctom.bsky.social
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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asherd.xyz
The sheer amount of aphorisms that got cut in half and reversed in meaning that have somehow become bedrock foundations of US culture is maddening.
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cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com
I beg people who use the phrase "a few bad apples" in this manner to recall the end of the saying about "one bad apple"
atrupar.com
Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
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baseball-broad.bsky.social
You can hold down the “e” on your phone keyboard to get “é”!
baseballhighlights.bsky.social
Pro tip: To not type a slur while talking about the #Dodgers, alt+0223 gets you the é in Kiké
splitletters.bsky.social
Rechargeable batteries eventually fail, and tv remotes use so little power they can run for ages on a pair of AAAs or whatever, so there's not much point in the added expense of adding the bits to make them rechargable
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taoofstieb.bsky.social
Now that the win over the Yankees is apparently a faint memory, it feels like a false narrative has emerged that the Jays are a team of slap hitters, bereft of power.

They finished the year tied for 11th in homers and 12 in isolated power.

Third in doubles. Fourth in runs scored.
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ramiismail.com
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
mondoweiss.net
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
splitletters.bsky.social
I've been screaming about this for a few years now, it's actively keeping me away from the game, because it's gotten so constant and also definitely louder volume wise too, to the point where it's annoying at best, and if I'm too close to one of the speakers, borderline painful.
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ruthkapelus.bsky.social
The Jays game ops team need to learn how to let some moments breathe. It’s just relentless noise.

Exhorting people to ‘get on your feet’ when there’s a two strike count but the team is down 10-3 isn’t it.

Let people just watch some baseball, please. 🙏
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amandalc.bsky.social
Mass market paperbacks were the very best book form humanity has ever invented and it’s a travesty and a crime against the book-reading public that they have disappeared.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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matttomic.bsky.social
And naturally, once this technology is out there, it's a ticking time bomb until someone jailbreaks the filters and turns this into a full-blown deepfake porn generator to be used against your enemies or colleagues or classmates. So not only is it useless for good, it's a nuclear bomb for bad.
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matttomic.bsky.social
There's no possible useful use case for this. They're picturing making wholesome JibJabs for grandma, but the reality out of the gate is just going to be "high school bullies making realistic deepfakes of the kids they don't like doing embarrassing/depraved/illegal things"
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matttomic.bsky.social
Why, on God's green earth, would I ever upload a 3D likeness of my face and voice to a software so that strangers could make deepfakes of me.
Unlike the original Sora, Sora 2 isn’t a mere video-generation platform; it’s a social app with a TikTok-style feed of short AI-generated clips, and it allows you to authorize a “cameo” of yourself so friends can drop your likeness into their skits—and to revoke it later once you’ve seen too many videos of yourself fleeing police or crying on game shows.
splitletters.bsky.social
Not sure good is the word I'd be using lmao
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clareblackwood.bsky.social
"Restore the merit principle," I scream, having apparently developed selective amnesia about losing my job based on a complete and total lack of merit
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Fast food advertising is getting real nervous rn bc nothing looks like they say it does
culturecrave.co
Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Look look look
ashleyrodrigues.bsky.social
The Padres have three and they’re known as the Paw Squad. Diego, Sunny and Rookie
Three golden retrievers in Padres jerseys in center field of Petco Park. Diego, Sunny and Rookie. Sunny has a pink bow on an ear and Rookie has on a black bow tie
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noethematt.bsky.social
Seeing a lot of "No Kings" protests groups using AI images lately

You aren't resisting fascism by using their tools

Be better than that