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Former archaeologist & current library worker. Civilization enthusiast. I was dooming then; I'm coping now. He/him

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Ouranocracy @ouranocracy.bsky.social · Sep 30

Every USN vs PLAN encounter after 2032 is like the USS Masculine Warfighter, Glorious Defender of the Cracker Barrel versus six identical copies of the CNS 我们昨天建了这个 supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships

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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 2h

These are terrible people who enjoy suffering they believe to be justified. I think it’s important to add that this is caused by the Conservative Protestant Work Ethic, just world illusion, and deservingness judgments, not just pure sadism. Dismantling those permission structures is essential.

Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 2h

wrote this up. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/republican...

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Ouranocracy @ouranocracy.bsky.social · 1h

me and the boys after a trip to Subway

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 10h

Genuine fascism always has an air of ridiculousness.

This Man Is the Face of the Future

Greg Bovino is next.

www.thebulwark.com

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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 5h

Dick Cheney’s legacy is that he turned 9/11 from a national tragedy into a global disaster. He did so through a mixture of arrogance, stupidity and greed and blighted the last quarter century.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18h

To right-wingers, all policy or political discussions are thinly veiled ways of saying "Us good, Them bad," so they don't *care" what the policy of the day is, they'll happily bang their silverware on their highchairs over it. Just tell them what to bang about!

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 18h

Who was it that used to refer to the RW masses as "programmable meatbags"?

They were told inflation is the Most Important Thing, so they dutifully echoed that back. Then they were told immigration is the Most Important Thing, so they swung that way, like a school of fish.

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 19h

Oh my god

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 1d

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 28d

My evolving views on mob movies

Midwit meme:

-lower quartile the godfather is so cool mobsters are like a warrior aristocracy
-peak: nooo mobsters are violent thieves
-top percentile: yes that’s why they are like a warrior aristocracy

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jasper pilled @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 2d

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 2d

"Wife mad at you? DEI." is phenomenal work.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 2d

Obama: They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and D.E.I. For every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? D.E.I.. Wife mad at you? D.E.I..

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Ouranocracy @ouranocracy.bsky.social · 3d

Last week (or week before?) the Virginia GOP Lieutenant Governor candidate did a ‘debate’ against an AI version of the Dem candidate. The moderator was also AI.

Ouranocracy @ouranocracy.bsky.social · 3d

Now I need a reaction image of a sleestak sitting at a computer

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 3d

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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 3d

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

A goofy looking quadruped, something like a shell less turtle, with wide-splayed legs and a vacant expression.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 3d

When the dam breaks on these guys - and it will, because they can't control themselves and don't even see why they should - it's going to get really ugly, really fast.

Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 3d

Here’s a disturbing video from Evanston of a federal agent hitting a man on the ground as people yell that he can’t breathe.

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Ouranocracy @ouranocracy.bsky.social · 3d

The Virginia GOP Lieutenant Governor candidate did a whole debate against an AI version of his Dem opponent 🙃

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rich traditions @helldude.bsky.social · 3d

the vastness and the malevolence of the forces arrayed against basic concepts of community, social order, and a baseline of shared truth. not sure how we allowed this to all just happen

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3d

Get rekt

starmanjr.bsky.social @starmanjr.bsky.social · 3d

Omg 😭

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Amber DaSilva @poolontheruf.gg · 3d

trump's new marble bathroom, with the soldier from "it has come to an end" added in

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Mar 24

"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 4d

this is the most singularly French "dudes rock" story I have ever read

this guy was 77! and yet no Frenchman may die, apparently, while there is still wine to drink

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 4d

A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.

Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag

A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."

cbsn.ws

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 4d

I realized now that its possible that "blue collar" in US cultural imagination is similar to things in foreign media where characters wear "traditionalist" clothing that amalgamates together different periods of time into a homogeneous aesthetic. Its now a "traditional costume" in America like

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5d

interesting that people are treating his blue collar aesthetic as equivalent to having a blue collar upbringing

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