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Misery Highlight

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like you, but me-er. The latest thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls The most “liked”: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · Mar 2

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 7h

*does basic life task*

*Rocky theme plays in my head*

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17h

You fucking do the dishes, Charlie Brown.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 17h

That was awesome!!

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 20h

Sorry, you've caught me in an awkward transitional phase, come back another time.

Sycamore leaf that is tan, yellow, and green

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 1d

being AFFECTED by SUBSTANCES (half a cold brew)

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 1d

Keep me in your thoughts I'm going through a four way stop

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 24d

grapes and apples are lunch fruit. strawberries and bananas are breakfast fruit. i will not be taking any questions at this time.

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katydidposting 𓆧 @0rthoptera.bsky.social · 2d

holy crunches

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 22

*sends nude

her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2d

Cheese migraines are the worst.

Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck yeah 🤘🏻

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 4d

I’m not crying, my eyes are orgasming.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2d

And by fucked up I mean calm and on your way to heart and brain health

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · Jul 8

Verbal sparring and other simple pleasures.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2d

Wanna come get fucked up on Omega 3s and Magnesium?

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 2d

Personal growth is ruining the entertainment value of my posts.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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🎃spooky chey👻 @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 3d

19 days until Halloween 🎃

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 3d

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 3d

*aggressive model train content* I AM NEVER LEAVING

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

Hugs, except with stabbing

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 3d

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 4d

Let's just say that I have lived my life in such a way that it would be impossible to notice if I began having a mid-life crisis.

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