Eric Trautmann
@mercuryeric.bsky.social
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Writer/graphic designer. Current project: THE FORGED (with Greg Rucka and Mike Henderson, Image Comics). Put pants on Vampirella; regrets nothing.
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Genius. Pure genius.
Been a lot of new customers coming in lately who have all been saying "this is the cleanest comic shop I've ever been in!" which means my exploding sawdust packages I've been sending to other stores have been a huge success
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The decline of third spaces and hangouts, such as malls, video rental places, arcades & skate parks has been a direct result of the rise of convenience and has also been objectively bad for society as a whole. Its not that everyone HAS to socialize, but having no option to without bars is a failing.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
My soul feels deadened, I am laden with despair, and my wrist hurts. Good day for sending out freelancer invoices, I guess.
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SEPTEMBER 2025: From bombing Venezuelan boats, to scaring families with misinformation about Tylenol, to getting stuck on an escalator at the UN, to summoning the military to tell them to lose weight and shave, it's all here--plus, (unfortunately) much more. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors
Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: September 2025: Atrocities 417-466
Early in President Trump’s first term, McSweeney’s editors began to catalog the head-spinning number of misdeeds coming from his administration. We...
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Look at the wraparound artwork Struzan did for the Indiana Jones books in the early 90s, complete with hand-drawn titles and author blocks!

16 year old me would stand in a mall B. Dalton and could feel the thunder & hear the music with one of these books in my fat little white suburban hands.
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Definitely nothing can go wrong with OpenAI having a full record of your sexy chatbot interactions.
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🎶Whoa, Black Betty🎶
Glad you dug it. That was a fun gig.
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Such a fun one to write and continually, shamelessly self-promote all week long.
STORY: ORANGE MAN LIE AGAIN

OLD WAY: “CRITICS SAY STATEMENT MAY BE MISLEADING.”

ANIMAL WAY: HIT KICK DRUM, YELL “LIE!” HIT TAMBOURINE, WHISPER “but other side lie too” IN SOFTEST MIKE JOHNSON VOICE.
“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief
“[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...
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Honestly, I don't think we've ever discussed the movie/the piece of shit actor in question, but I can predict. ;)
The fact that there's a cool-looking TRON sequel, with a killer soundtrack, in theaters now and--due to one piece of casting--I have ZERO desire to see it is not a thing I would've predicted.

Sigh.
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Art by Philippe Druillet
#StarWars #scifiart
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horror movie posters but with muppets: thread
Oscar the Grouch in the movie poster for Alien.
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Natalie Dormer is probably the most famous actor from Game Of Thrones whose last name is a part of house, narrowly defeating Peterdink Ledge on a technicality.
My friends are putting together a Kickstarter for a sci-fi narrative podcast, and I'd urge you to give it a look.

CHEATING HISTORY is a narrative Sci-Fi podcast. The podcast pilot is fully recorded/edited, and can be heard here:
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