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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · Sep 14

The fucking exceptional singularity that is you

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 1d

Don’t try to be cool, just be yourself. Being yourself makes you cool.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 7h

most likely to die from a cocktail toothpick lodged in my small intestine

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 17h

Titles of independent films are my Madlibs.

A Smoking Bear production brought to me by Asylum Watchmaker sounds so kickass.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1d

sure. i know a lot about british culture. i’ve watched the Spice Girls movie like twelve times.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 9h

you were born for this like:

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 7h

should anyone present know of any reason that this Storm Trooper and this lady should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 6h

your mom flooded my street

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Moonkist🔮 @moonkist.bsky.social · 8h

release your demons (therapy) then make them your bitch

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 7h

It’s not laundry day until your favorite sweatpants smell bad

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6h

Snapping a plastic lunch box shut could fix me

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 5h

😂I never even need external stimuli...and I never forget anything, I wish I could

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 5h

Yep. Still doesn't clear the constant chaos in my head but not having people add to it really helps

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 6h

When I have someone that fucking brings me peace most of my fucking red flags just fade back into the fucking void

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 23h

One of the worst fucking things about moving (besides the actual fucking moving part) is finding a new fucking pizza delivery place

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, what the fuck now, for fuck's sake?

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 2d

If they're 40+ and single they're either fucking crazy or picky, not me though, I'm definitely fucking both

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 2d

If not every person you meets likes you, then you are a Failure

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 2d

I just come online so that strange men can be weird to me

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 2d

The sandwich

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not done with fucking love but I've accepted that fucking love might be done with me

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 2d

Mixed Signals

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 2d

nerd girls are the best girls

*this includes all girls

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 3d

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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AllTimeAss @maxhyde.bsky.social · 2d

In my fucking responsible day drinking era