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if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the lagoon

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mave @mave.bsky.social · Jul 10

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 37m

everyone says they love to travel, but most of them are pretty stressed out when they regain consciousness loaded into my trebuchet

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 21h

many years ago i worked with Diane Keaton on a movie called Because I Said So. we were filming one day in venice & when they called lunch we all walked from the house we were filming at to catering. there was a woman walking in front of Ms. Keaton taking pictures.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 3d

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 3d

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 3d

(regardless of who opens the door) good evening, Madam. Do you have a moment to talk about the vagaries of life

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 3d

And absolutely forget about hat shopping

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 4d

I like it when there are a bunch of people on here talking about a sporting event that I'm not watching.

It's like seeing a flock of pigeons eating a smashed sidewalk donut together. I'm not partaking, but you guys dig in.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 3d

you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 3d

“You value the cozy & I value the sharp,” I think to myself as I enter the café.

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Philip Seymour Nothing @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 3d

You guys know I float on air?

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 4d

I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR THREE HOURS AND I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 4d

The Zoo’s werewolf enclosure is open during the full moon but honestly we wouldn’t risk it.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 4d

You don’t have to worry about stuff. Just be zen and let the beautiful waves smash you into the rocks

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matt prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 4d

Ralves Malph

Six images of the character Ralph Malph from the television series Happy Days.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 4d

Tonight on The Golden Bachelor: Herman must decide whether to invite Doris or Mary Ellen on the helicopter date. In the mansion, Louise makes her famous lasagna. Irene FaceTimes her grandchildren.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 4d

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 4d

Declining a meeting request because I held on to some dandelion fluff and got carried away by a breeze

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 5d

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 5d

Neighbor, that Halloween decoration scares me, an adult. Take it easy

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 5d

On top of everything else, all the Halloween baking shows were probably filmed in springtime

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 6d

Oh good! 🐦‍⬛🦆🪿

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kristin @klooky.bsky.social · 6d

incredible. if i stand up to look out the window i get to see something that isn't computer

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 7d

Tired of fake friends who use a block of cheese on a string as a ruse to get me into my travel carrier

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 8d

his what? his hamstring? oh u mean his ploughman's sinew, innit

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 8d

If you start with cheers it will lead to ciao & none of us can handle that so let’s stick with goodbye.

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