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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · May 30

[Sex Shop]

Me: *holding 37 dildos*

Shopkeeper: may I help you?

Me: where are the fitting rooms?

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 6h

The only member of Cap'n Crunch's family to graduate college was Cap'n Gown.

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Nappy DOOMlemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 6h

Guess I'll just twist my own nipples

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 6h

Thank you

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 7h

you’re in her dms, i’m in your dms, let’s see how YOU like it, fucko

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 7h

Little Known Fact: Most sharks are painfully slow on land.

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 7h

I need to clean my fingernails

Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 7h

Sad now

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Deviant Lampshade @deviantlampshade.bsky.social · 7h

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 7h

Just got happy because I glanced at my martini glass and saw it was still half full

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 7h

You'll be the first to get my review

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 7h

I've never watched sunset boulevard and now I have to

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 7h

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 9h

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 9h

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