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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Dec 2

You know they make the blenders loud so you can't hear the fruit screaming.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 38m

Liz.

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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 1h

Hear me out: Peanut butter as a pizza topping

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · Nov 25

The fact that Mother Nature made a fruit shaped like a dick is bananas

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2h

I like to keep a bat entangled in my hair at all times as a conversation starter

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Jess-Icabod Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 19h

Do you ever wonder who you might have been without the trauma?

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1h

i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1h

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a monkey is smiling and making a heart with its hands

Alt: a monkey is smiling and making a heart with its hands

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 3h

It's the least I can do, I said, not doing it.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5h

“I want that one,” said the kid in the dirty SpongeBob t-shirt, a malevolent look on his pinched face. Donald saw a single, sticky finger pointed right at him, and his creamy filling went cold. He let out a scream as the square of wax paper closed around him like a death shroud.