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@jaysbored.bsky.social

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · Nov 19

When I was growing up we didn’t have all your fancy Timothée Chalomets and Ryan Goslings.

All actors were named “Corey” and we were thankful for what we had!

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 1d

life is like a kick in the bean

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, Al Capone was a ruthless murderer but his ~200 body count was a tiny fraction of Columbus’ and Capone kept people in booze.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

If Pedro Pascal played Gomez Addams they'd have to replace all the seats in the theater

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 1d

Who ate my lunch out of the fridge?

Columbus: I discovered it.

I just made it this morning. It was mine.

Columbus: Discovered it.

Dude I even wrote my name on…

Columbus: shhhhhh

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 3d

Jared Leto may have a toxic reputation, he may have a wildly unappealing screen presence, but say what you will, he also can't open a movie either.

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 4d

After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4d

When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 5d

Haven't met anyone named Geoff in a while. Maybe we've finally killed them all off.

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 5d

People who name their kids Geoff cheat at Scrabble.

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 5d

Remember when you’re posting on here that you don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. Entertain me or delete your fucking account.

Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 5d

Apparently Jesus doesn’t love me but said we can still be friends. 😒

Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 5d

No promises. Get the most out of your break, though, dude. Do some of that self care shit.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 9d

Oh good I came back right as the app was collapsing, it seems.

Yeah, sounds about right.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 7d

all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 8d

bluesky is where one goes to stay up to date on current events if you like your daily news dripping with sarcasm and maybe some fondue

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 11d

*googles “beginner butt plugs” on your work computer*

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 7d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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Jay @jaysbored.bsky.social · 7d

Super cool how my brain's just like,”I'm throwing out calculus, trigonometry, and the names of everyone you meet the minute you meet them but if you ever need every lyric to Young MC's 'Bust a Move' I’ve got you bro."