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Jeffrey Rowland

@wigu.org

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I'm Jeffrey Rowland! I work @topa.to. Generative AI is unnecessary and harmful. Available for private parties and events. He/Him wigucomics.com/ also dollmilk.com/ oh and https://www.topatoco.com/

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22h

Sorry we're DEAD NOW.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 23h

Horror movie about two people who can't decide which horror movie to watch UNTIL THEY DIE

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Can I be in the room when he is being painted blue?

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

You should be in charge of the whole thing but only if you bounce the ideas off me first.

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Cases of Pac-Man fever tripled overnight. New variants popped up faster than they could be identified. An entire generation, driven to madness and secretly buried in the Nevada desert.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Back then hospitals were closed on weekends! "Just walk it off" the old folks would mutter into their jugs of moonshine. And they'd be right, most of the time.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Kids used to play with rusty nails in botulism-infested mud swamps. They would be gone for weeks at a time. Now they're basically cyborg mole-rats .

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Sen ⚢ @dresdencodak.com · 2d

My mother had Pac Man Fever while she was pregnant, which is why every week to stabilize my metabolism I have to eat an entire ghost.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

They would fill their old timey pockets with quarters, ride their penny-farthings to the arcade, and be driven hopelessly mad feeding this insatiable round mouth-man trapped in an endless, haunted labyrinth

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

Adult Onset Ghost Gobbling Syndrome is no joke.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 2d

It's hard to imagine in today's world of super fancy video games, but back in the day people used to get Pac Man Fever so bad that it would literally drive them insane.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

Ed Woof

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 3d

If I was Tim Burton I would name my dog Beast of Burton

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4d

When God closes a door He opens a window. This drives me NUTS. Terrible roommate. The electric bill is outrageous. There's a bird's nest in the bathroom

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4d

I used to but then I made myself forget

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4d

Too many periods even with my new glasses! The joke is that the initials of the main characters E.T. from the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial actually stand for "Entertainment Turtle" due to the turtle-like nature of the dreadful yet very entertaining creature.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 4d

E..T. "Entertainment Turtle" (The Extraterrestrial)

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Never before has an unfamiliar black Suburban with tinted windows in my neighborhood raised my hackles with such intensity

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Brother if only

Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

I miss being paranoid when everything to be paranoid about wasn't a factual reality

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Listen up, objects that I frequently drop. Enough with this "bouncing in an implausible direction and rolling a nonsensical distance only to end up under something that can't be reached without a stick." Especially you, pills. I'm drawing the line.

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 5d

Thank you once again for the coffee, Coffee Duck. Praise be unto Coffee Duck.

A coffee maker with googly eyes on it and part of it sticks out like a little beak

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 8d

Startup idea: an app for when you're buying a new car that tells you if the CEO is insane at the time so you can save money on bumper stickers

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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 8d

YES

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shanny8.bsky.social @shanny8.bsky.social · 8d

The Fast & The Furious Halloween Special: SPEED KILLS

Dom Toretto in a [car] race with Michael Myers(who's STILL driving the mental institution station wagon)

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