I say a lot of stupid shit for someone who isn’t a politician

There are two types of "Tron: Ares" Reviews right now:

1) It's a decent continuation of the series. Building the story in a narratively creative way, & expanding on well founded lore.

or;

2) Jared Leto sucks huge donkey dick & everything he touches is cursed forever. God is dead & this is Hell.

Very well thought out loadout. Each gun is perfectly balanced to be held by a father, mother, older child & younger children, taking their heights & weight into account. The kids' guns have more visible safeties, & all have good shared maintenance & ammunition supplies between pieces, to save money.

*scoots across the feed while maintaining eye contact*

I dont have time to look at all of your posts anymore Im sorry

Picard management tip: Videoconference with your mortal enemies. The results may surprise you.

im very happy in my solitude, my life is fine, and eating squares of jack cheese directly from the bag while staring glassy-eyed at a movie whose name i couldn’t tell you if my life depended on it is a sign of a deep psychic ease.

I'm actually kind of looking forward to Jared Kushner & the Saudis Un-Woke-Ing the entire EA Video game library.

Frankly tired of every single Companion in Dragon Age & Mass Effect trying to get down my pants.

Especially Liara T'Soni. What a whore. No Means No, you bossy blue TRAMP.

#MassEffect

Lady Gaga implies he existence of Gentlemen Gugu, I'm not deleting this.

Meanwhile in #Portland

NGL... I'm intrigued.

Who else would at least try it?

Oh shit, ANTIFA is suiting up

Tonight I made chicken house salads & bacon cheeseburgers.

Can’t right now I’m writing the AP US History textbook chapter on how democracy was saved by dancing inflatables

imagine having the will to live lol

first day of the season turning on the heater :) hello old friend

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

You say menacing aura like it's a bad thing

I have Faith that love, truth & kindness will ultimately beat back the darkness, lies & evil surrounding us. LOL.

GOD, I'm an IDIOT.

I mean... I *ACTUALLY* believe all that hippie dippie Jesus Karma bullshit. Can you IMAGINE? Good Lord... What the fuck is WRONG with me?

I blame my parents.

If you’re particularly despairing tonight, remember that you can always choose to show up tomorrow and help people. Narrow your capacity for concern to a specific person or place through volunteering. It feels good. Call your local school or aldercritter’s office to ask about opportunities.

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

Jacques and the Beanstalcques

I don’t think they realize that they will suffer along with the rest of us.