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@danielbd.bsky.social

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I have a cool job title but really I’m a Grease Monkey. Wanted by the CIA because my kids are pure energy. I’ll talk about anything except Fight Club and Bruno. He/Him bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwbmfyxr36

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30-50 feral dolls @danielbd.bsky.social · 16h

Give him a lifetime contract!

Nah but really, the time when you
could just scheme the spread O to an automatic 30 points has long passed and Freeze was busy harassing rape victims instead of adjusting.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 16h

Everybody say it with me

🗣️ FUCK HUGH FREEZE

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 16h

More of this please

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, Chicago.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

C’mere so I can hobble you.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d

My friend got hurt on the job as a pastry chef in an Italian cafe.

We cannoli hope he’ll be ok.

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30-50 feral dolls @danielbd.bsky.social · 19h

Mine is Yulykalicidici

Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite Hawaiian island is Kumoniwannalaya

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite Hawaiian island is Kumoniwannalaya

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 1d

*Googles how to be an adult*

oh wow, that's a lot of reading

*goes back to watching cartoons*

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 1d

The lone zebra foal was nervous, like a white suburban dad asked by his wife to hold her purse while she uses the mall toilet.

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30-50 feral dolls @danielbd.bsky.social · 23h

That is someone that you may be able
to have a casual friendship with but you can’t invest emotionally in.
Let them be but let them be over there.

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Los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

kid: bruh
other kid: fire

kid: bruh
other kid: fire

kid: bruh
other kid: fire

kid: bruh
other kid: fire

kid: bruh
other kid: fire

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30-50 feral dolls @danielbd.bsky.social · 1d

Momma cat hit him with the Holy
ghost.
Dog is down there barking in tongues.

Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 1d

Not him acting possessed when he saw the kitten’s mom 😭

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2d

Consider how few anecdotes it took for the media to declare a Free Speech on Campus crisis.

Every day we get more evidence that the Republican Party is teeming with white supremacists yet elite institutions refuse to frame this as a crisis that needs the nation’s attention.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

DHS posted a disturbing video today featuring a song that’s popular with Nazi creators

DHS Posts Video Featuring Song Popular With Nazi Creators

The agency denied making

gizmodo.com

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 2d

::shines flashlight up onto face from below my chin::
And when we ordered products from these “magazines” we didnt have any idea WHEN they would ARRIVE!!!
::children screaming::

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Keith White @keithwhite832.bsky.social · 2d

An entire side of the White House is gone now? WTF !?

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 2d

A kid handing you a book & asking you to read it to them is the same as being knighted. Like of course. It’s an honor to serve you, m’lord

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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 3d

ok who did this? ☹️

a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator

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Ygrene (scary) @ygrene.bsky.social · 4d

me: science cannot explain how any breakfast sandwich i am currently having is better than any breakfast sandwich i've ever had

science: (clears throat) it's because you're an idiot

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🌱✨Amelia✨🌱 @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 5d

I think insane is a stupid word

Its should be outofsane

In the sanity is where you want to be

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Ken Burnside @kenburnside.bsky.social · 5d

Just to be clear: Trans rights, gay rights and women's rights are all human rights.

Human rights are non-negotiable.

I'll welcome anyone into the tent who can agree to that.

Melissa Chan @melissakchan.bsky.social · 6d

Folks demanding political / ideological purity fail to see that this is no longer a movement belonging to the left / liberals. This is an opposition against fascism. By definition it must be big tent. Failure to grasp this: see divided oppositions in Eastern Europe as your failed examples.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 6d

Watching another dipshit half pulling Billie Eilish's arm off as she did a crowdwalk in Charlotte and preparing for the next slew of opinion pieces about how celebs are alienating their fans by being so standoffish.

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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 6d

Once again kind of funny how different the contemporary ultra-left is from the classical far left. Communists, socialists, and anarchists of 100 years ago literally believed the LAWS OF HISTORY DICTATED that “we are going to win.”

Today it’s all “boot on our face forever” all the time

Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6d

I realize that all the "we are going to win" inspiration posting codes as aesthetically liberal (being left is being unimpressed) and invites the responses you'd guess from a certain genre of more radical than thou poster but still surprised at the particular condescension strategies people go for

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7d

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 7d

four dicks

three cops taking away a handcuffed woman who is dressed in a penis costume

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30-50 feral dolls @danielbd.bsky.social · 7d

The obvious should also be emphasized “There was a No Kings event in Fairhope, Al”.
Wonderful day!

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Dale Denwalt @denwalt.bsky.social · 7d

Retired Army Sgt. Brian Wofford spoke to me this morning at the Oklahoma City #NoKings protest. Didn’t expect him to be carrying his DD214 so I asked some warmup questions like when he got out and whether his injury was service-related.

He paused while describing the car bomb in Iraq to say this:

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