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Professor Pumpkin, PhD
@guyflint7.bsky.social
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Actually a doctor but not that kind | Proud Alabamian but not that kind | Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing | Pets, #Atlanta and #Auburn sports, #Everton, former drinker, he/him
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · Nov 20
When I ask all the homies what manner of scamp I am
The character Bobby Hill from the King of the Hill episode where he goes to a clown class leading to him performing in the talent show as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog." He is wearing a purple commedia del arte costume with gold buttons and trim. He is standing with his arms spread on stage.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h
Ooh buddy you know I've thought about it. The memory of the guy is sacrosanct for both of his daughters. To give things that were his to somebody else is to finally recognize that he has indeed died, which is... complicated lol
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 9h
I've coveted my wife's grandfather's collection of work hats since we've been dating. The guy passed away two decades ago, and I'm fairly certain these have not been touched since then.
A line of trucker style hats hung on a wooden door. They are different shades of blue, red, and white. A line of trucker hats hung on a wooden door with wood paneling. They are black, white, red, blue, and green.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 22h
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 22h
Y'all have anybody in your life that continuously amazes you with their uselessness?
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d
Hilarious prank pulled by my brain to give me the paean to Travis Kelce's dick as my earworm today.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d
The constant advertisement that is the Amazon Thursday Night Football broadcast is so dystopian.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 2d
It's been a relatively quiet week. Feels like something incredibly stupid is about to happen.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3d
"I person noticed you," says LinkedIn.

I do not think LinkedIn understands how horrifying of a sentence that is to some of us.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3d
Funny how my office always needs organizing when I've got a ton of grading staring me in the face
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3d
It's easy for Haji Wright on the pitch right now
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
Falcons actually outcoached the Bills this week. Holy cow.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
Bump?
guyflint7.bsky.social Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
Falcons need a score here to relieve some of the pressure
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
I'd keep giving it to 7 personally
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
Falcons need a score here to relieve some of the pressure
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
I said what I said!
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d
Luv when Michael Penix slangs that thing
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d
Bijan Robinson just made NFL players look like they were on Derrick Henry's high school recruiting tape
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d
BIJAN ROBINSON SAY HELLO
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d
ahh, well
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d
Hoping the Bills get held to a bunch of field goals tonight for fantasy and real football reasons
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d
I am astounded at that drive. My word.
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 6d
Jamel Dean just picked off Mac Jones, so I've got that going for me which is nice
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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 6d
Seeing a commercial for that country star tour doc series The Road and having a snug chuckle thinking about what Cormac McCarthy would have to say to Taylor Sheridan and his whole thing
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