Jerry Hinnen
@jerryhinnen.bsky.social
Auburn U athletics, USMNT, Huddersfield Town, ATL Hawks. Contributor at: Backheeled.com; The War Eagle Reader.
Thanks to @edsbs.bsky.social for saying the thing re: the hand-wringing/pearl-clutching of the past 48 hours so i don't have to channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Thanks to @edsbs.bsky.social for saying the thing re: the hand-wringing/pearl-clutching of the past 48 hours so i don't have to channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
Well hot diggity damn
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Well hot diggity damn
you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
you know what sucks the most? that if Auburn shows up ready to play that game and doesn't wait until it's in a 17-0 hole to do anything it wins
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
hey, guess whose job it is to have the team ready to play?
just get out of bounds
:(
:(
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
just get out of bounds
:(
:(
Jordan-Hare Stadium Occult Powers vs. the Kalen DeBoer Twilight Close Game Bullshit Zone
who will win?
who will win?
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Jordan-Hare Stadium Occult Powers vs. the Kalen DeBoer Twilight Close Game Bullshit Zone
who will win?
who will win?
"what if we play the quarterback who can move under pressure and see if he can get the ball to Malcolm Simmons" seems like an offensive breakthrough that should've occurred so, so long ago
but I will accept it happening right now, yes
but I will accept it happening right now, yes
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"what if we play the quarterback who can move under pressure and see if he can get the ball to Malcolm Simmons" seems like an offensive breakthrough that should've occurred so, so long ago
but I will accept it happening right now, yes
but I will accept it happening right now, yes
why are we lining up a freshman running back with four catches all season out wide late while driving for a tying TD late in the third quarter of the Iron Bowl, is my question
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
why are we lining up a freshman running back with four catches all season out wide late while driving for a tying TD late in the third quarter of the Iron Bowl, is my question
let's see how DJ Durkin's attempt to prove he can maintain his team's defensive performance in the head coaching role is going, shall we
ah
hmmm
ah
hmmm
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
let's see how DJ Durkin's attempt to prove he can maintain his team's defensive performance in the head coaching role is going, shall we
ah
hmmm
ah
hmmm
Auburn's receivers participating in the First Annual Dipping of Gloves in the Vat of Bacon Grease of Glorious Victory may have been a mistake
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Auburn's receivers participating in the First Annual Dipping of Gloves in the Vat of Bacon Grease of Glorious Victory may have been a mistake
me in theory: I can't root for Auburn today, it might--it probably would--mean head coach DJ Durkin
me in practice the moment we look live at Jordan-Hare with Alabama in the building: WAR DAMN EAGLE
CRUSH THEM
WIN
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
me in practice the moment we look live at Jordan-Hare with Alabama in the building: WAR DAMN EAGLE
CRUSH THEM
WIN
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
me in theory: I can't root for Auburn today, it might--it probably would--mean head coach DJ Durkin
me in practice the moment we look live at Jordan-Hare with Alabama in the building: WAR DAMN EAGLE
CRUSH THEM
WIN
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
me in practice the moment we look live at Jordan-Hare with Alabama in the building: WAR DAMN EAGLE
CRUSH THEM
WIN
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
among realistic Auburn candidates would've been happy w/ any of Drinkwitz, Golesh, Sumrall or Lea, in that order
with Drink and Lea extension-committed, if Sumrall opts for UF feels like odds of a hire I'm much less happy with increase dramatically
with Drink and Lea extension-committed, if Sumrall opts for UF feels like odds of a hire I'm much less happy with increase dramatically
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
among realistic Auburn candidates would've been happy w/ any of Drinkwitz, Golesh, Sumrall or Lea, in that order
with Drink and Lea extension-committed, if Sumrall opts for UF feels like odds of a hire I'm much less happy with increase dramatically
with Drink and Lea extension-committed, if Sumrall opts for UF feels like odds of a hire I'm much less happy with increase dramatically
Today in sports action here at Jerry Hinnen Enterprises LLC:
-- Huddersfield Town fart around playing out of the back, give up stupidest goal to lose 2-1 at Luton
-- Hawks get wire-to-wire obliterated by [checks notes] the Washington Wizards
-- Auburn hoops gives up 102 to Michigan, loses by 30
-- Huddersfield Town fart around playing out of the back, give up stupidest goal to lose 2-1 at Luton
-- Hawks get wire-to-wire obliterated by [checks notes] the Washington Wizards
-- Auburn hoops gives up 102 to Michigan, loses by 30
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Today in sports action here at Jerry Hinnen Enterprises LLC:
-- Huddersfield Town fart around playing out of the back, give up stupidest goal to lose 2-1 at Luton
-- Hawks get wire-to-wire obliterated by [checks notes] the Washington Wizards
-- Auburn hoops gives up 102 to Michigan, loses by 30
-- Huddersfield Town fart around playing out of the back, give up stupidest goal to lose 2-1 at Luton
-- Hawks get wire-to-wire obliterated by [checks notes] the Washington Wizards
-- Auburn hoops gives up 102 to Michigan, loses by 30
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
Reposted by Jerry Hinnen
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
remember thinking a few seasons into Gus's tenure how lucky I was, as a middle-aged fan with no memory of Barfield, that the *worst* Auburn hire of my lifetime directly resulted in both a national championship and an obvious, successful candidate to replace him
that debt has been so freaking repaid
that debt has been so freaking repaid
Our second head-coach in a row who behaved as a saboteur.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
remember thinking a few seasons into Gus's tenure how lucky I was, as a middle-aged fan with no memory of Barfield, that the *worst* Auburn hire of my lifetime directly resulted in both a national championship and an obvious, successful candidate to replace him
that debt has been so freaking repaid
that debt has been so freaking repaid
62 points against a low-rung FBS-caliber opponent
Freeze putting together the offense he did with the talent he had would be in cheese-wheel "not even mad, just impressed" territory if not for the fact that I was, am, and always will be extremely mad
Freeze putting together the offense he did with the talent he had would be in cheese-wheel "not even mad, just impressed" territory if not for the fact that I was, am, and always will be extremely mad
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
62 points against a low-rung FBS-caliber opponent
Freeze putting together the offense he did with the talent he had would be in cheese-wheel "not even mad, just impressed" territory if not for the fact that I was, am, and always will be extremely mad
Freeze putting together the offense he did with the talent he had would be in cheese-wheel "not even mad, just impressed" territory if not for the fact that I was, am, and always will be extremely mad
after two possessions each way comfortable saying I don't need to know the Mercer coach's name to know he'd be a better hire for Auburn than Durkin
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
after two possessions each way comfortable saying I don't need to know the Mercer coach's name to know he'd be a better hire for Auburn than Durkin
So last night absolutely rocked, and the Paraguay game didn't rock a whole lot less
the job was to get us pumped for 2026. I, for one, am hella pumped. My column (no, really):
the job was to get us pumped for 2026. I, for one, am hella pumped. My column (no, really):
So that’s why the USMNT hired Mauricio Pochettino 🇺🇸
A near second-choice XI put five past Uruguay, set piece routines looked sharp, a tactical approach has crystalized, and Gio Reyna returned with real impact.
@jerryhinnen.bsky.social examines the state of the U.S. with the World Cup nearing ⤵️
A near second-choice XI put five past Uruguay, set piece routines looked sharp, a tactical approach has crystalized, and Gio Reyna returned with real impact.
@jerryhinnen.bsky.social examines the state of the U.S. with the World Cup nearing ⤵️
Ten Windows, No. 3: So that’s why the USMNT hired Mauricio Pochettino, huh?
The United States has never looked better under Pochettino. Is the team rounding into form at just the right time?
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November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So last night absolutely rocked, and the Paraguay game didn't rock a whole lot less
the job was to get us pumped for 2026. I, for one, am hella pumped. My column (no, really):
the job was to get us pumped for 2026. I, for one, am hella pumped. My column (no, really):
1. slouching us ever further towards college athletics bethlehem
2. giving Matt an excuse to write a banger of a piece, give him money to write more of them
2. giving Matt an excuse to write a banger of a piece, give him money to write more of them
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
1. slouching us ever further towards college athletics bethlehem
2. giving Matt an excuse to write a banger of a piece, give him money to write more of them
2. giving Matt an excuse to write a banger of a piece, give him money to write more of them
kinda think Poch should've moved past the "opportunities" stage to the "get the guys who will play next summer on-field reps together" stage by now
(admittedly happy for more Aidan Morris minutes)
(admittedly happy for more Aidan Morris minutes)
14.1 - With an average of 14.1 caps entering the match, this is the least experienced starting XI the #USMNT has named in an official FIFA international window within a year of appearing in a World Cup since October 2005 vs. Panama (7.6). Opportunities.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
kinda think Poch should've moved past the "opportunities" stage to the "get the guys who will play next summer on-field reps together" stage by now
(admittedly happy for more Aidan Morris minutes)
(admittedly happy for more Aidan Morris minutes)
turned this on as a prurient Hawks fan
comfortably the most "1-seed takes on 16-seed that finished 6th in the MAAC and got hot at the conference tourney" NBA game I've seen
comfortably the most "1-seed takes on 16-seed that finished 6th in the MAAC and got hot at the conference tourney" NBA game I've seen
In terms of overall sad tromboneness, this is some elite stuff here. Pelicans are at home against the defending champions, playing in front of an arena that I will generously describe as half full, and are getting absolutely bodied.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
turned this on as a prurient Hawks fan
comfortably the most "1-seed takes on 16-seed that finished 6th in the MAAC and got hot at the conference tourney" NBA game I've seen
comfortably the most "1-seed takes on 16-seed that finished 6th in the MAAC and got hot at the conference tourney" NBA game I've seen
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a powerful powerful powerful dudes rock moment
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
a powerful powerful powerful dudes rock moment
down 22, final quarter of the final game of the road trip, Risacher out, win the game anyway
the Hawks have
something approximating
the juice????
the Hawks have
something approximating
the juice????
Easily the most impressive win of the season
NAW put the team on his back in the 4Q
NAW put the team on his back in the 4Q
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
down 22, final quarter of the final game of the road trip, Risacher out, win the game anyway
the Hawks have
something approximating
the juice????
the Hawks have
something approximating
the juice????
changing of the guard in American curling tonight, but not just about what happened in the best-of-3 at Trials. Team Casper has been lights-out all season.
So has Shuster tbf, but this wasn't an upset in terms of anything but experience. Thrilling to see Casper get this good this soon
So has Shuster tbf, but this wasn't an upset in terms of anything but experience. Thrilling to see Casper get this good this soon
Danny Casper, Luc Violette, Ben Richardson, Aidan Oldenburg
They need to qualify the country in, but that’s the USA curling team for the 2026 Olympics
Long live John Shuster
They need to qualify the country in, but that’s the USA curling team for the 2026 Olympics
Long live John Shuster
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
changing of the guard in American curling tonight, but not just about what happened in the best-of-3 at Trials. Team Casper has been lights-out all season.
So has Shuster tbf, but this wasn't an upset in terms of anything but experience. Thrilling to see Casper get this good this soon
So has Shuster tbf, but this wasn't an upset in terms of anything but experience. Thrilling to see Casper get this good this soon