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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · Dec 6

hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 12h

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 15h

> a forum made up of guys who would have, in an earlier time, pathed around video rental stores like a guard in Metal Gear Solid despite not working there, waiting for strangers to pick up DVDs in their vision cones so they could announce unprompted what they thought about the movie

incredible line

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actioncookBOOk @actioncookbook.com · 18h

All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You. I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being
You are an Object.

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 16h

incredible niche

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 21h

if a freeway has a toll it should be called a payway

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 22h

thank you for doing the charity ride!!!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

hello twitter users who are just joining us! we're happy to have you on bluesky. you're just in time for "wet wet wednesdays" where we all share the sauces, gravies, and marinades we're working on

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d

sorry i was late to work; my cat’s head needed smooches

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 1d

i thought this type of guy went extinct

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 2d

Band Aid is selling glow in the dark bandaids. Couldn’t catch me in one of those. It’s the real world equivalent of a glowing weak spot that telegraphs where you can hit someone for massive damage.

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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 2d

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 2d

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

a tall glass of pancake batter counts as an energy drink, if you ask me.

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

gonna whisper it into a seashell and throw it in the ocean

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 2d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

👍🏽 helpful

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 2d

"Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty." YOU DID, NANCY! THAT WAS YOU! YOU THOUGHT OF THAT!

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 3d

nancy no!!!!

(recipe: Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)

recipe review

Nancy Wood
1 star

Do NOT use vanilla in place of sherry! I just made this exactly as written and used vanilla since I didn't have sherry. It is now down the disposal. The smell alone was a huge indicator of what it would taste like. Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d

guy who reports every teams meeting invite as a phishing attempt

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 3d

if you click on a viral post and most of the replies are images (gifs, memes, text-heavy graphics, AI-generated slop), you're in the bad part of town

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 3d

i been hacked.
all my riffs gone

Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 3d

About time. I was getting ready to quit playing guitar thinking this would never happen.

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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 3d

❓ do you get annoyed when someone says "less" but they mean "fewer"?
💡 you might also enjoy:
getting annoyed when someone says "ranging from X to Y" where X and Y are the only two options

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 3d

hell yeah

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 3d

the kids are abbreviating it TWIABP because even the original abbrev is too long

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 3d

hell yeah Thou

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 3d

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

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