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@brianloveswords.com

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · Dec 6

hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 1h

if a freeway has a toll it should be called a payway

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2h

thank you for doing the charity ride!!!

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merritt @merrittk.com · 17h

hello twitter users who are just joining us! we're happy to have you on bluesky. you're just in time for "wet wet wednesdays" where we all share the sauces, gravies, and marinades we're working on

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d

sorry i was late to work; my cat’s head needed smooches

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 1d

i thought this type of guy went extinct

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 1d

Band Aid is selling glow in the dark bandaids. Couldn’t catch me in one of those. It’s the real world equivalent of a glowing weak spot that telegraphs where you can hit someone for massive damage.

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👻Wereman 🐺🎃 @spookarties.bsky.social · Dec 1

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 1d

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 1d

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/rare-whit...

Locals stunned by world-famous white whale sighting off NZ coast

Locals near Kaikōura captured rare footage of a white humpback whale.

www.nzherald.co.nz

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 1d

a tall glass of pancake batter counts as an energy drink, if you ask me.

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 1d

gonna whisper it into a seashell and throw it in the ocean

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 1d

👍🏽 helpful

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dr. hazel 🐝 @hazelmonforton.com · 1d

"Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty." YOU DID, NANCY! THAT WAS YOU! YOU THOUGHT OF THAT!

Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 2d

nancy no!!!!

(recipe: Hamburger Steak with Onions and Gravy)

recipe review

Nancy Wood
1 star

Do NOT use vanilla in place of sherry! I just made this exactly as written and used vanilla since I didn't have sherry. It is now down the disposal. The smell alone was a huge indicator of what it would taste like. Whoever thought of vanilla with meat? Nasty.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d

guy who reports every teams meeting invite as a phishing attempt

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 2d

if you click on a viral post and most of the replies are images (gifs, memes, text-heavy graphics, AI-generated slop), you're in the bad part of town

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

i been hacked.
all my riffs gone

Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 2d

About time. I was getting ready to quit playing guitar thinking this would never happen.

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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 2d

❓ do you get annoyed when someone says "less" but they mean "fewer"?
💡 you might also enjoy:
getting annoyed when someone says "ranging from X to Y" where X and Y are the only two options

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

hell yeah

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

the kids are abbreviating it TWIABP because even the original abbrev is too long

brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 2d

hell yeah Thou

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 3d

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 3d

buttondown.com/perfectsente... this week in sentences: sand, surprise, dismay, bilge, as with much, gestures, legacy, anti-capitalist, Pikachu, vaporware, perhaps, investigation, enough gravy, butt-drag, characters, meddling

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 4d

heck yeah!!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 5d

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

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lena @lenazun.bsky.social · 4d

it can’t be good for our fragile brains to be asking “is this real?” at everything we see

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