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brianloveswords
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· Dec 6
hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why
what do they conspire
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
what do they conspire
if you're in need of a place to stare blankly into, might i suggest middle distance
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
if you're in need of a place to stare blankly into, might i suggest middle distance
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You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.
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if you teach your parrot to say "awrk! i deeply regret that incident! awkk! i commit to listening and learning from this experience! whee-hoo!" you can also teach it to say whatever slurs you want
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
if you teach your parrot to say "awrk! i deeply regret that incident! awkk! i commit to listening and learning from this experience! whee-hoo!" you can also teach it to say whatever slurs you want
feels pretty fuckin weird there's a clothing store called "banana republic"
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
feels pretty fuckin weird there's a clothing store called "banana republic"
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there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
useless words? love 'em
all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
www.theverge.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
useless words? love 'em
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
my secret door installer fuckin sucks
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
my secret door installer fuckin sucks
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Begging you to understand that this paper provides a better experience and better vintage read.
'Gloss means better' is something we should all step away from.
Sometimes a glossy book is great, but not *every* time.
'Gloss means better' is something we should all step away from.
Sometimes a glossy book is great, but not *every* time.
The current big drama in the increasingly stupid western comic book world: DC released cult classic title Warlord on a (more expensive) paperstock that matches original newsprint, giving a more accurate coloring. Collectors are review bombing in outrage because they think glossy = more expensive.
December 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Begging you to understand that this paper provides a better experience and better vintage read.
'Gloss means better' is something we should all step away from.
Sometimes a glossy book is great, but not *every* time.
'Gloss means better' is something we should all step away from.
Sometimes a glossy book is great, but not *every* time.
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if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
EXCLUSIVE: Mamdani Will Be Sworn In At Abandoned Original City Hall Subway Station - Streetsblog New York City
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor of New York City at midnight on Jan. 1 inside the old abandoned City Hall subway station.
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if I were elected mayor of a city I too would insist that every ceremony took place in an abandoned tunnel or secret passage of some kind
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the best date format is yyyy-mm-dd by the way
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
the best date format is yyyy-mm-dd by the way
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Santa has returned to his chrysalis, his grim work done. Soon new Santas will emerge from the husk, driven only by their lust for jolliness
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john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
john waters' 1995 christmas card with steve buscemi as him
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I'm turning 40 next year and you know what that means: it's time to get into birding
December 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I'm turning 40 next year and you know what that means: it's time to get into birding
worst elden ring area
For some reason Santa's sleigh makes an appearance in front of the locked cabinets of cheese in this photo from the "cheddar cheese" article
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
worst elden ring area
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I like how the kittens on this packaging represent the three stages of "This edible ain't shit"
December 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I like how the kittens on this packaging represent the three stages of "This edible ain't shit"
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Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
Found your Christmas present
December 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Best Red Hot Chili Peppers album imo
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it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set