Eateth Pilaf
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pluribus is how i always imagined an "after the end of evangelion" might go
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
pluribus is how i always imagined an "after the end of evangelion" might go
haha, i was preparing to burn the roof of my mouth when i tasted the hot food, and so only half-burned the roof of my mouth. i am serene in victory
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 AM
haha, i was preparing to burn the roof of my mouth when i tasted the hot food, and so only half-burned the roof of my mouth. i am serene in victory
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mary jane watson texting peter parker when he's busy as spider-man
I am once again thinking about this exchange
September 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
mary jane watson texting peter parker when he's busy as spider-man
visiting family. the nephew and his bestie are trying to communicate with the dead using metal rods, as is tradition
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
visiting family. the nephew and his bestie are trying to communicate with the dead using metal rods, as is tradition
don't tell me how many hours you spent coding. tell me how many hours you spent testing
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
don't tell me how many hours you spent coding. tell me how many hours you spent testing
me, confidently: hot to trot starring bobcat goldthwait
saint peter: fuck
*the pearly gates open*
saint peter: fuck
*the pearly gates open*
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
me, confidently: hot to trot starring bobcat goldthwait
saint peter: fuck
*the pearly gates open*
saint peter: fuck
*the pearly gates open*
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“Merit based and colorblind” is when you determine who is good and bad purely by the coincidence of where a person or their ancestors were born
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Merit based and colorblind” is when you determine who is good and bad purely by the coincidence of where a person or their ancestors were born
poltergeist is a thanksgiving movie
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
poltergeist is a thanksgiving movie
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bjutternut squash more like bout to nut gosh
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
bjutternut squash more like bout to nut gosh
come out to the woods and let's play stump or bench
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
come out to the woods and let's play stump or bench
officially adding butternut squash lasagna to the list of thanksgiving necessities
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
officially adding butternut squash lasagna to the list of thanksgiving necessities
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Ween
Mr. Bungle
Salt N Pepa
Tori Amos
Weird Al
Ween
Mr. Bungle
Salt N Pepa
Tori Amos
Weird Al
Introduce yourself w/five concerts you've seen
Big Country
Peter Gabriel
The Police
Sahara Hotnights
John Denver
Big Country
Peter Gabriel
The Police
Sahara Hotnights
John Denver
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Ringo Starr
Michael Ball
Michael Crawford
Donny Osmond
The Monkees
Ringo Starr
Michael Ball
Michael Crawford
Donny Osmond
The Monkees
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Ween
Mr. Bungle
Salt N Pepa
Tori Amos
Weird Al
Ween
Mr. Bungle
Salt N Pepa
Tori Amos
Weird Al
time for fartsgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
time for fartsgiving
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It’s only politicizing if it comes from the “look for ways to avoid it in the future” side of the internet. When it comes from the “blame marginalized people” side, it’s known as “conservatism”
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s only politicizing if it comes from the “look for ways to avoid it in the future” side of the internet. When it comes from the “blame marginalized people” side, it’s known as “conservatism”
early thanksgiving dinner with lots of veggie sides. then, later, delicious chinese food. and pie, all kinds of pies, you tasteless boors
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
early thanksgiving dinner with lots of veggie sides. then, later, delicious chinese food. and pie, all kinds of pies, you tasteless boors
dinner's gonna be, uh, a little bit
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
dinner's gonna be, uh, a little bit
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Punxsutawney Kitaen
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Punxsutawney Kitaen
the next door neighbors have a turkey in their yard that is looking mighty smug
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the next door neighbors have a turkey in their yard that is looking mighty smug
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A dog was just described as 'a huge Phillies fan.' I refuse to participate in this farce
November 23, 2023 at 6:11 PM
A dog was just described as 'a huge Phillies fan.' I refuse to participate in this farce
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Clowning on the absolutely shameful pooches in the National Dog Show. Execrable little slobber monsters
November 23, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Clowning on the absolutely shameful pooches in the National Dog Show. Execrable little slobber monsters
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I want to apologize to the National Dog Show. There's simply no excuse for calling a dog 'a fugly little shithound' or saying one has 'stupid balls.' If I am allowed to judge in the future I promise to be more considerate
February 10, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I want to apologize to the National Dog Show. There's simply no excuse for calling a dog 'a fugly little shithound' or saying one has 'stupid balls.' If I am allowed to judge in the future I promise to be more considerate
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Shoutout to everyone wide awake in a guest bed right now
November 28, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Shoutout to everyone wide awake in a guest bed right now
i love a good cover of 'when the levee breaks' but nobody ever gets the drums right
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i love a good cover of 'when the levee breaks' but nobody ever gets the drums right
jimmy page cheated. he retuned his guitar so he had to do the minimum amount of work. put an asterisk next to his name in the rock & roll hall of fame
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
jimmy page cheated. he retuned his guitar so he had to do the minimum amount of work. put an asterisk next to his name in the rock & roll hall of fame
my 'beauty and the beast' is the video of 'paradise by the dashboard light'
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
my 'beauty and the beast' is the video of 'paradise by the dashboard light'