Eateth Pilaf
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my theory is that humans, facing a real existential threat in climate change, are undergoing our death throes, and death throes are random and chaotic
December 24, 2024 at 11:47 PM
my theory is that humans, facing a real existential threat in climate change, are undergoing our death throes, and death throes are random and chaotic
the new running man's a no from me because they didn't get Steve Harvey to play Killian
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
the new running man's a no from me because they didn't get Steve Harvey to play Killian
went through 4 of Pennsylvania's 5 mountain tunnels, experienced an intense ganzfeld effect, astral-projected into a timeshifted 1762 waterworks and found myself apprenticed to an ornery pipefitter
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
went through 4 of Pennsylvania's 5 mountain tunnels, experienced an intense ganzfeld effect, astral-projected into a timeshifted 1762 waterworks and found myself apprenticed to an ornery pipefitter
'lookin' out my back door' and 'how bizarre' are, lyrically, the same song
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
'lookin' out my back door' and 'how bizarre' are, lyrically, the same song
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I once got burgers in a Byzantine bathroom
August 31, 2023 at 1:05 PM
I once got burgers in a Byzantine bathroom
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Forgot to post this on remembrance day/memorial day. This pretty much sums up my feelings on all wars. Kid that wrote it died on the front in 1918. 25 years old.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Forgot to post this on remembrance day/memorial day. This pretty much sums up my feelings on all wars. Kid that wrote it died on the front in 1918. 25 years old.
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it's always funny to me when people talk about the court jester as some kind of brave truthteller when the reality is most of them were Jackass-style buffoons
January 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it's always funny to me when people talk about the court jester as some kind of brave truthteller when the reality is most of them were Jackass-style buffoons
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If Jesus had worn sneakers would they have been cross trainers?
August 31, 2023 at 1:03 PM
If Jesus had worn sneakers would they have been cross trainers?
this is honestly my best argument for switching to linux
knew a Marine in the Corps who was a horrible alcoholic. After urinating on my partner's rack one night in a drunken haze, he decided to do something about it. So he installed Linux on an old desktop. Traded one addiction for another, but I think for the best
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
this is honestly my best argument for switching to linux
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What were finger guns called before people invented guns? I would've called them Cupid's Arrows
October 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM
What were finger guns called before people invented guns? I would've called them Cupid's Arrows
i don't think maga marines will be bothered by the trump bj story. they know that sometimes you've gotta hook a brother up
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i don't think maga marines will be bothered by the trump bj story. they know that sometimes you've gotta hook a brother up
*sees a parking violation on my car's windshield*
shit
*opens the door to a maggot on my seat*
wtf?
shit
*opens the door to a maggot on my seat*
wtf?
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*sees a parking violation on my car's windshield*
shit
*opens the door to a maggot on my seat*
wtf?
shit
*opens the door to a maggot on my seat*
wtf?
everyone knows the proper procedure is 'head first.' that's why he caught a ban
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
everyone knows the proper procedure is 'head first.' that's why he caught a ban
identity is politics. who we are, who we think we are, who we say we are, what we believe, what we value - these are fundamental in how we communicate the society we want. anyone who diminishes it wants the comfort of a bloodless political arena that treats people as disposable
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
identity is politics. who we are, who we think we are, who we say we are, what we believe, what we value - these are fundamental in how we communicate the society we want. anyone who diminishes it wants the comfort of a bloodless political arena that treats people as disposable
second bubba on the grassy knoll
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
second bubba on the grassy knoll
i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem
the current us fascist administration is conducting terrorist operations on its own people. that's just a statement of what is happening. the admin's thug army of malcontents and racists will fall apart, and i welcome their tears when they have to face justice
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem
my seduction of laura linney begins with in-depth questions about the film 'congo'
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
my seduction of laura linney begins with in-depth questions about the film 'congo'
my (46M) digital simulacrums (1F, 0.5M, 3F, 2.7F, 4M) have unionized
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
my (46M) digital simulacrums (1F, 0.5M, 3F, 2.7F, 4M) have unionized
word to the Ys, look out for Z
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
word to the Ys, look out for Z
this guy keeps coming up
timothy mellon is the grandson of andrew mellon, US secretary of treasury from 1921-1932. in "hard times" congressman c. wright putnam says of andrew mellon, in regards to the bonus army march: "Andrew Mellon was opposed to any payment. He said it would unbalance the budget."
A Mellon, at that. Remember that yesterday's oligarchs are today's too.
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
this guy keeps coming up
peeking my interest. piquing my interest. peaking my interest
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
peeking my interest. piquing my interest. peaking my interest
i once explained my intrusive thoughts to a friend and i said 'isn't it like that for everyone?' and she had to patiently explain that, no, it definitely isn't
I feel like intrusive thoughts entered the mainstream pop psychology lingo. Everything's an intrusive thought. Y'all really be having intrusive thoughts like we have them with disorders?
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
i once explained my intrusive thoughts to a friend and i said 'isn't it like that for everyone?' and she had to patiently explain that, no, it definitely isn't
tired: piss tape is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
tired: piss tape is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real
wired: donnie/bubba blowjob pic is real