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Eateth Pilaf
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going back to shitposting school
A picture of a bathroom. Toilet on the far right, a table to the left and sink + mirror in the middle of the picture. On the far left is a Dark Knight poster and a schooldesk.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
johnnypi.bsky.social
a penny for your farthings?
A picture of a penny farthing, an antique bicycle with one enormous front tire and an itty bitty back tire. Total clownshow
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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huh, would you look at that
A wall mural labeled 'Unemployment & Government Spending' starting in 1933 showing two correlated lines that show high unemployment during low government spending and lower unemployment the more the government spends. In 1937 FDR cut New Deal spending and unemployment skyrocketed. Once again unemployment went down as government spent money, culminating in the start of WWII where government spending went way way up and unemployment fell all the way down to 4.7%.
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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A picture of FDR's four freedoms with paintings by Norman Rockwell. Painting 1 upper left: Save freedom of speech. Buy war bonds. A man standing at a public forum to add to the debate. Painting 2 upper right: Save freedom of worship. Buy war bonds. Five portraits of people gathered in prayer. Painting 3 lower left: Ours...to fight for. Freedom from want. A family Thanksgiving scene. Painting 4 lower right: Ours...to fight for. Freedom from fear. Children being tucked into bed while their parents are concerned about The Blitz.
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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"Max, I'm going through all your private stuff! You'd better come out and pound me!"
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
johnnypi.bsky.social
pretty sure this qualifies as an actual liminal space
An interior photo of the Dreibelbis Station Covered Bridge in Pennsylvania. The sides are buttressed with wooden arches. The roof is supported with a latticework of boards. The surface is made of evenly-spaced planks. The wood is yellowish/whitish/brownish. Through the far end you can barely glimpse a tree and a small house. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreibelbis_Station_Bridge
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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the only appropriate reaction to having ra rugged man at your door
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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it was a different time
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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great idea
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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i've been waiting for this tech my entire life
A screengrab from The Simpsons. Milhouse's mom, Luann, is on a purple couch in a transparent "suit" full of bubbling water. She is saying: "I'm sorry I can't hear you, son. I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit."
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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weyes blood - it's not just me, it's everybody
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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please use responsibly
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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yeah, they're called ICE
A news story by Dell Cameron and Caroline Haskins. The headlines says: "FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves" The subhead says: "In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE's image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes"
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons. The popular meme where Lisa comes into Homer and Marge's bedroom at night pulling Bart in a wagon and says "Mom, dad, wake up, Bart's dead!" and they wake up shocked and Bart sits up and in the normal clip he says "That's right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy land." I have altered it to have Bart saying "That's right -- dead"
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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when i join my cat on the big beanbed and she immediately walks away looking for treats
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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preloaded europa universalis v and just staring at it in my steam library
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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A screenshot of mailman Cliff Clavin from Cheers, who is often a know-it-all but frequently spouts misinformation.
November 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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[actually offended] i most certainly did not!
A response from a Google search for the phrase "grisly ghouls from every tomb." The response says: "Did you mean: grizzly ghouls from every tomb."
October 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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not sure what's up with this year's cursed videotape
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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nearly an hour and twenty minutes into 'joe versus the volcano'
A panel from The Simpsons. Nelson, Lisa, Milhouse, and Bart are sitting on the floor. They are watching the new "improved" Itchy & Scratchy. Milhouse says, "When are they going to get to the volcano? ( sobbing )"
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A three panel meme of the scene in LOTR when Eowyn confronts the Witch King. Panel 1: The Witch King and his gaping helmet. He is saying "Hollaaaaa!!" Panel 2: Eowyn removing her helmet and saying, "I am no hollaback girl." Panel 3: Eowyn stabbing the Witch King in his stupid face.
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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A still from The Simpsons with Moe saying mockingly, "L'appel du vide? Hey, fellas, l'appel du vide. Ooh, la-di-da, Mr. French Man." A still from The Simpsons with Homer responding to Moe with: "What do you call it?" A still from The Simpsons with Moe responding to Homer, saying, "High places phenomenon"
October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM