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i Like Dirt-giving
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how do i go about getting my eyeballs tinted
Yeah same *shirt sleeves rip from the immense load produced by the subtle flexing of biceps involved with typing on phone keyboard*
Dick cheney isnt even trending lmao
Boss at the end of work: bye, have a great one!

Eldritch boss at the end of work: bye, have a Great Old One
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they can’t keep giving us hours
New yorker joke:
my halloween costume is "malaise"
pennywise in england is called pencewise (exchange rate)
Dwight from the office vs Predator
innovative use of "heavens above" rhyme coming in clutch here
why wont this cowardly administration finally invade my cock and balls
Clearly they accidentally but the w in upside down in the word the word samhain
the more u hear george lucas speak and learn about how the movies were made the more u realize star wars was good on accident at worst and in spite of george lucas at best
This isnt rotten. com kyle this is blue sky wjhich is a family web page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tjere is no shame in eating patriotically to. Sipport are troops
the reason theyre called deviled eggs is bc the yellow stuff in the middle? well heh lets jiust say its... a little secret ingredient called.. well, hehe you would know if u made them properly... its a little thing called "satan's c*m" and that s'why it taste so good
maybe he just likes huge shiny cocks did u ever consider that
the only thing WOKE about me is me after ive had my coffee and a good night's rest!!!!!!
Now i gotta worry about herpes monkeys TOO
who gave them keys
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i call my butt hole outer heaven
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whew finally a threatening post unambiguously not pointed at me