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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. More ducks less people. ☕️ brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · Aug 8

Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 12h

All dunk, no donut.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 12h

Writing limericks allows me to combine my love of poetry with my passion for filth.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 20h

filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams

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strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 1d

we can’t be friends if i have to walk on egg shells around you all the time

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 18h

Spending time on the ‘Discover’ feed just to feel something

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 20h

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 12h

Stop, I can't agree with you any harder

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 14h

what if i said hello what then

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 13h

"What's worse than middle age?"
"Knowing you're growing out of it."

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 17h

I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, the thirst!
Oh, the trap!

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 19h

thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 13h

Little Debbie called she thinks she left the honey buns and her thong behind the couch cushions

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Living_in_the_rhyme_light @catharticchaos.bsky.social · 1d

Them hearing a violent struggle in the bedroom.

*runs in on me being strangled by the fitted sheet I just tried to put on the bed by myself*

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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 13h

I'm on every social media just to make sure you're not stealing jokes.

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karyl @paintedsky.ca · 13h

i want you to think of one of the best moments of your life thus far. really focus on it, picture it in your head if you can.

you know what would’ve made that moment even better? mayonnaise.

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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 13h

Bro you’re levitating bro

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

You can make the saddest moments beautiful with just your words. Love you my sweet friend. 🫶

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 13h

Oh my favorite. 😋

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MsEspresso 🇺🇦 @heartafire.bsky.social · 14h

If cats could text back. They wouldn't

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15h

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McMusic MaGellin @rlpontificates.bsky.social · 18h

Trying to grow as a person but not like mold ya know?

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 15h

It's Sunday night, that means we fearfully, yet longingly stare into the void.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15h

Hes gone and suspended. 🙂 Just a bot. You're beautiful Colleen. 🫶