MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"Going to go and lay under the Christmas Tree to remind my family that I'm a gift."
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"Going to go and lay under the Christmas Tree to remind my family that I'm a gift."
"Some people say their body is a Temple . . . mine is a Bouncy Castle."
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Some people say their body is a Temple . . . mine is a Bouncy Castle."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.45 am on Tuesday, December 16, it is a pleasant 20°C. Yard work day plus still a few Christmas presents to buy. Sure I'll be busy most of the time. Enjoy your day, take care and keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.45 am on Tuesday, December 16, it is a pleasant 20°C. Yard work day plus still a few Christmas presents to buy. Sure I'll be busy most of the time. Enjoy your day, take care and keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
"There's a big sale on down at the Leggo Store."
"People are lining up for blocks."
"People are lining up for blocks."
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"There's a big sale on down at the Leggo Store."
"People are lining up for blocks."
"People are lining up for blocks."
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• You can oppose Zionism AND grieve the murder of Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah at Bondi Beach
• You can oppose Israel's genocide in Gaza AND want Jewish people in Australia to feel loved, respected & safe.
• You can want a #FreePalestine AND mourn the deaths of innocents. #BondiBeachShooting
• You can oppose Israel's genocide in Gaza AND want Jewish people in Australia to feel loved, respected & safe.
• You can want a #FreePalestine AND mourn the deaths of innocents. #BondiBeachShooting
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
• You can oppose Zionism AND grieve the murder of Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah at Bondi Beach
• You can oppose Israel's genocide in Gaza AND want Jewish people in Australia to feel loved, respected & safe.
• You can want a #FreePalestine AND mourn the deaths of innocents. #BondiBeachShooting
• You can oppose Israel's genocide in Gaza AND want Jewish people in Australia to feel loved, respected & safe.
• You can want a #FreePalestine AND mourn the deaths of innocents. #BondiBeachShooting
"Yesterday I opened my Electricity Bill and Water Bill at the same time . . . I was shocked."
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Yesterday I opened my Electricity Bill and Water Bill at the same time . . . I was shocked."
"I was thinking of starting a Taxi Service for Seniors and calling it Oldsmobile."
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"I was thinking of starting a Taxi Service for Seniors and calling it Oldsmobile."
"DO NOT TOUCH" must be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille.
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"DO NOT TOUCH" must be one of the most terrifying things to read in Braille.
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia where at 8am on Monday, December 15, it is 20°C and misty.
16 dead, 40 hospitalised in terror attack against Australian Jews. This type of mass shooting is foreign to our lifestyle in Australia.
Hard to smile today. Stay safe, love to all. ❤️
16 dead, 40 hospitalised in terror attack against Australian Jews. This type of mass shooting is foreign to our lifestyle in Australia.
Hard to smile today. Stay safe, love to all. ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia where at 8am on Monday, December 15, it is 20°C and misty.
16 dead, 40 hospitalised in terror attack against Australian Jews. This type of mass shooting is foreign to our lifestyle in Australia.
Hard to smile today. Stay safe, love to all. ❤️
16 dead, 40 hospitalised in terror attack against Australian Jews. This type of mass shooting is foreign to our lifestyle in Australia.
Hard to smile today. Stay safe, love to all. ❤️
"Today I learned you can use disposable masks to brew espresso."
"That's because they are coughy filters."
"That's because they are coughy filters."
December 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
"Today I learned you can use disposable masks to brew espresso."
"That's because they are coughy filters."
"That's because they are coughy filters."
"My favourite time of the day is 6.30 . . . hands down."
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
"My favourite time of the day is 6.30 . . . hands down."
"Inflation is so high Pumpernickle is now called 'pumperdime.'"
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
"Inflation is so high Pumpernickle is now called 'pumperdime.'"
"Where do bad Rainbows go?"
"To prisim, but it's a lite sentence."
"To prisim, but it's a lite sentence."
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Where do bad Rainbows go?"
"To prisim, but it's a lite sentence."
"To prisim, but it's a lite sentence."
"What do you call a cow that plays the piano?"
"A moo-sician."
"A moo-sician."
December 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"What do you call a cow that plays the piano?"
"A moo-sician."
"A moo-sician."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.45 am on Sunday, December 14 it is a lovely 21°C.
Catch up day on chores I put off from yesterday, plus a little more Christmas shopping. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
Catch up day on chores I put off from yesterday, plus a little more Christmas shopping. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.45 am on Sunday, December 14 it is a lovely 21°C.
Catch up day on chores I put off from yesterday, plus a little more Christmas shopping. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
Catch up day on chores I put off from yesterday, plus a little more Christmas shopping. Have a great day, take care and keep smiling. Talk later. 😀
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?"
"A flat minor."
"A flat minor."
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?"
"A flat minor."
"A flat minor."
"Why aren't Bank tellers allowed to ride bicycles?"
"Because they tend to lose their balance."
"Because they tend to lose their balance."
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"Why aren't Bank tellers allowed to ride bicycles?"
"Because they tend to lose their balance."
"Because they tend to lose their balance."
"What did the mummy dog say to the baby dog at bedtime?"
"Hush-puppy."
"Hush-puppy."
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"What did the mummy dog say to the baby dog at bedtime?"
"Hush-puppy."
"Hush-puppy."
"What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?"
"An Alley Cat."
"An Alley Cat."
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
"What do you call a cat that loves to bowl?"
"An Alley Cat."
"An Alley Cat."
"What do dumpster trucks eat for dinner?"
"Junk food."
"Junk food."
December 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"What do dumpster trucks eat for dinner?"
"Junk food."
"Junk food."
Good morning from an overcast Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Saturday, December 13 it is a pleasant 18°C. Going to try to put my feet up and have a relaxing day. Most of my jobs can wait for another day. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Good morning from an overcast Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Saturday, December 13 it is a pleasant 18°C. Going to try to put my feet up and have a relaxing day. Most of my jobs can wait for another day. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"What do you call a Priest who becomes a Lawyer?"
"A father-in-law."
"A father-in-law."
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"What do you call a Priest who becomes a Lawyer?"
"A father-in-law."
"A father-in-law."
"I took up highland dancing, it's way safer than high sea dancing."
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
"I took up highland dancing, it's way safer than high sea dancing."
"What do ghosts dance to?"
"Soul music."
"Soul music."
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"What do ghosts dance to?"
"Soul music."
"Soul music."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?"
"Claustrophobic."
"Claustrophobic."
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?"
"Claustrophobic."
"Claustrophobic."