MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers . . . I had to quit cold turkey."
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers . . . I had to quit cold turkey."
"Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?"
"He had mistletoes."
"He had mistletoes."
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?"
"He had mistletoes."
"He had mistletoes."
"My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction."
"But I bet I can win her back."
"But I bet I can win her back."
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction."
"But I bet I can win her back."
"But I bet I can win her back."
How things change; no longer finished washing both cars and 'boom' visitor after visitor arrive - all going to Lewis Capaldi Concert tonight, 4 staying overnight, other 2 hotel close by. No notice, but now have an audience for my humour + I hate being organized. 😀
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
How things change; no longer finished washing both cars and 'boom' visitor after visitor arrive - all going to Lewis Capaldi Concert tonight, 4 staying overnight, other 2 hotel close by. No notice, but now have an audience for my humour + I hate being organized. 😀
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Sunday, December 7 it is a pleasant 24°C. Job for this morning to wash/polish 2 cars, then Club for lunch and a bit of entertainment. 'Lay back Sunday.' Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Sunday, December 7 it is a pleasant 24°C. Job for this morning to wash/polish 2 cars, then Club for lunch and a bit of entertainment. 'Lay back Sunday.' Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
"Why did the Cricketer bring bread to the match?"
"Because he kept getting ducks."
"Because he kept getting ducks."
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"Why did the Cricketer bring bread to the match?"
"Because he kept getting ducks."
"Because he kept getting ducks."
"You can't run through a Camp Site, you can only 'ran' because it's past tents."
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"You can't run through a Camp Site, you can only 'ran' because it's past tents."
A Roman walks into a Bar, holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers please."
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A Roman walks into a Bar, holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers please."
"Which animal is warmest during winter?"
"A little otter."
"A little otter."
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
"Which animal is warmest during winter?"
"A little otter."
"A little otter."
Well we have hit 40°C at 3 pm. Time for a beer. Enjoy your afternoon, we will as we are lucky enough to have air-cond. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Well we have hit 40°C at 3 pm. Time for a beer. Enjoy your afternoon, we will as we are lucky enough to have air-cond. 😀
Been working inside, but needed power off. Tidy up, will finish when it gets cooler. Girls wan't air-cond., and fridge on. Fair enough, I'm sweating in T-shirt and shorts.
Have a great day. 😀
Have a great day. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Been working inside, but needed power off. Tidy up, will finish when it gets cooler. Girls wan't air-cond., and fridge on. Fair enough, I'm sweating in T-shirt and shorts.
Have a great day. 😀
Have a great day. 😀
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Please be on the lookout for this missing child.
(North Carolina)
(North Carolina)
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Please be on the lookout for this missing child.
(North Carolina)
(North Carolina)
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Saturday, December 6, it is a warm 24°C, heading towards low 40's, we will be staying inside most of the day. Animals have shade and plenty of food and water. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Saturday, December 6, it is a warm 24°C, heading towards low 40's, we will be staying inside most of the day. Animals have shade and plenty of food and water. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
9.30 pm in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia. Sun has gone to bed, still 30°C. Time for me to put my feet up also. Talk to you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Keep smiling, goodnight all. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
9.30 pm in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia. Sun has gone to bed, still 30°C. Time for me to put my feet up also. Talk to you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Keep smiling, goodnight all. 😀
"What does a British Real Estate Agent care most about?"
"His proper tea."
"His proper tea."
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"What does a British Real Estate Agent care most about?"
"His proper tea."
"His proper tea."
"What would you call a Real Estate Agency owned by a Detective?"
"Sherlock Homes."
"Sherlock Homes."
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"What would you call a Real Estate Agency owned by a Detective?"
"Sherlock Homes."
"Sherlock Homes."
"My first Real Estate Investment will involve Campers and Dolphins."
"For all intents and porpoises."
"For all intents and porpoises."
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"My first Real Estate Investment will involve Campers and Dolphins."
"For all intents and porpoises."
"For all intents and porpoises."
"If you ever feel like no one cares, miss a mortgage payment."
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"If you ever feel like no one cares, miss a mortgage payment."
Too hot to sit outside with a beer.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Too hot to sit outside with a beer.
Over and done, took the Dr more time to wash his hands and glove up than it took for cutting a bit of skin off. 6 stitches, must be very close together. Get them out next Friday 8 am. Pathology $300, Dr free. Enjoy your day, I will now. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Over and done, took the Dr more time to wash his hands and glove up than it took for cutting a bit of skin off. 6 stitches, must be very close together. Get them out next Friday 8 am. Pathology $300, Dr free. Enjoy your day, I will now. 😀
Biopsy time is here. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Biopsy time is here. 😀
11.30 am in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia and it's warmimg up. Now 34°C and that's in the shade. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
11.30 am in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia and it's warmimg up. Now 34°C and that's in the shade. 😀
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Friday, December 5, it is a warm 22°C, heading to 40°C this afternoon, already been to hardware store for spackle, sandpaper & screw-in anchors. My biopsy today at 12.45 then feet up. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Friday, December 5, it is a warm 22°C, heading to 40°C this afternoon, already been to hardware store for spackle, sandpaper & screw-in anchors. My biopsy today at 12.45 then feet up. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Thursday, December 4, it is 20°C. Heading towards high 30's. Busy day ahead, painting, plastering, wife's Dr 11-12 (always late). Club for lunch, some shopping. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling, take care. 😀
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Thursday, December 4, it is 20°C. Heading towards high 30's. Busy day ahead, painting, plastering, wife's Dr 11-12 (always late). Club for lunch, some shopping. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling, take care. 😀
"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."