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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 1h

"What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator?"
"A friend you can count on."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 1h

"The Dalmation was hiding because he didn't want to be spotted."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3h

"What did the cat say after he ate the canary?"
"Yuck! That's the last time I order tweet and sour."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 4h

"What's worse than middle age?"
"Knowing you're growing out of it."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 4h

"Don't let age get you down. It's too hard to get back up again."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 11h

Good morning from Mt Druitt Hospital, where at 9.30 am on Monday, October 13, it is a pleasant 18°C. Wife is in doing Physio and I'm in the waiting room. Everything so far has been on time.
Have a great day, keep smiling. 😀

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d

"What type of cheese do horses like best?"
"Masc-a-pony."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d

"How do you make an Appaloosa?"
"Shake the tree."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d

"What do you call a horse that only eats hay?"
"A hay-bivore."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d

"How can you tell a Police horse from a Race horse?"
"A Police horse goes 'Neigh-Naw, neigh-naw, neigh-naw.'"

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am, Saturday, October 11, it is a pleasant, sunny 18°C. Taking the wife to Rosehill Gardens for a day at the Races. Gives her a chance to wear some pretty clothes. Last 6.05 pm. Better book a Hotel. Keep smiling, talk later. 😀

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

Ha! ha! I knew him well. Not to be crossed. #DangarPlace

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"The older I get, the better I used to be."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"Did you hear about the Golfer who didn't have metal clubs in his bag?"
"He was iron deficient."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"What do you call an angry golfer?"
"Teed off."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of Clubs."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"What do you get if you cross a Baseball Field with a Golf Course?"
"A Diamond in the rough."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"They call it Golf because all the other four-letter words were taken."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"What do you call an itchy person who can shoot par or better?"
"A scratch golfer."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

"What do you use to find the location of a Golf Ball?"
"A lie detector."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 3d

Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9.30 am, Friday, October 10, it is a sunny 23°C. Going for a drive to Mt Druitt Hospital today, so I know where to park and drop off wife for her Physio classes beginning Monday. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 4d

"Why was the Retiree's wife tired?"
"She got twice as much husband for half the pay."

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 4d

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 4d

Can anyone confirm or deny that @Channel9 & or @SMH Australia have nominated Trump for Nobel Peace Award?

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