MickDundee58
lairdmickd.bsky.social
MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
"I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers . . . I had to quit cold turkey."
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?"
"He had mistletoes."
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction."
"But I bet I can win her back."
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
How things change; no longer finished washing both cars and 'boom' visitor after visitor arrive - all going to Lewis Capaldi Concert tonight, 4 staying overnight, other 2 hotel close by. No notice, but now have an audience for my humour + I hate being organized. 😀
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Sunday, December 7 it is a pleasant 24°C. Job for this morning to wash/polish 2 cars, then Club for lunch and a bit of entertainment. 'Lay back Sunday.' Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Why did the Cricketer bring bread to the match?"
"Because he kept getting ducks."
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"You can't run through a Camp Site, you can only 'ran' because it's past tents."
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
A Roman walks into a Bar, holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers please."
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
"Which animal is warmest during winter?"
"A little otter."
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Well we have hit 40°C at 3 pm. Time for a beer. Enjoy your afternoon, we will as we are lucky enough to have air-cond. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Been working inside, but needed power off. Tidy up, will finish when it gets cooler. Girls wan't air-cond., and fridge on. Fair enough, I'm sweating in T-shirt and shorts.
Have a great day. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by MickDundee58
Please be on the lookout for this missing child.
(North Carolina)
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Saturday, December 6, it is a warm 24°C, heading towards low 40's, we will be staying inside most of the day. Animals have shade and plenty of food and water. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
9.30 pm in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia. Sun has gone to bed, still 30°C. Time for me to put my feet up also. Talk to you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Keep smiling, goodnight all. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"What does a British Real Estate Agent care most about?"
"His proper tea."
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"What would you call a Real Estate Agency owned by a Detective?"
"Sherlock Homes."
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"My first Real Estate Investment will involve Campers and Dolphins."
"For all intents and porpoises."
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"If you ever feel like no one cares, miss a mortgage payment."
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Too hot to sit outside with a beer.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Over and done, took the Dr more time to wash his hands and glove up than it took for cutting a bit of skin off. 6 stitches, must be very close together. Get them out next Friday 8 am. Pathology $300, Dr free. Enjoy your day, I will now. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Biopsy time is here. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
11.30 am in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia and it's warmimg up. Now 34°C and that's in the shade. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.30 am on Friday, December 5, it is a warm 22°C, heading to 40°C this afternoon, already been to hardware store for spackle, sandpaper & screw-in anchors. My biopsy today at 12.45 then feet up. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8 am on Thursday, December 4, it is 20°C. Heading towards high 30's. Busy day ahead, painting, plastering, wife's Dr 11-12 (always late). Club for lunch, some shopping. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling, take care. 😀
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Honda is now producing their first electric vehicle with wireless charging."
"It's going to be called the Honda Accordless."
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM