MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
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What do you call an Indian 🇮🇳 guy in a skip bin? Rumajin.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 AM
What do you call an Indian 🇮🇳 guy in a skip bin? Rumajin.
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.15 am on Wednesday, December 10, it is a pleasant 21°C, heading to low 30's. One more lawn to mow this morning after breakfast. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 8.15 am on Wednesday, December 10, it is a pleasant 21°C, heading to low 30's. One more lawn to mow this morning after breakfast. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
"Why are snakes so hard to fool?"
"They have no legs to pull."
"They have no legs to pull."
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"Why are snakes so hard to fool?"
"They have no legs to pull."
"They have no legs to pull."
"What do you call a hippies wife?"
"Mississippi."
"Mississippi."
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"What do you call a hippies wife?"
"Mississippi."
"Mississippi."
"Where did the rabbit go for a trim?"
"The hare-dressers."
"The hare-dressers."
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
"Where did the rabbit go for a trim?"
"The hare-dressers."
"The hare-dressers."
"I was going to make a joke about Banks . . . but I lost interest."
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
"I was going to make a joke about Banks . . . but I lost interest."
"When should you buy a bird?"
"When it's going cheep."
"When it's going cheep."
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"When should you buy a bird?"
"When it's going cheep."
"When it's going cheep."
"What's got a curly tail and flies?"
"A pig-eon."
"A pig-eon."
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"What's got a curly tail and flies?"
"A pig-eon."
"A pig-eon."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11 am on Tuesday, December 9, it is a,warm 31°C. Front lawn mowed, edges done, hedges trimmed. May do one more lawn before it hits 40°C. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 11 am on Tuesday, December 9, it is a,warm 31°C. Front lawn mowed, edges done, hedges trimmed. May do one more lawn before it hits 40°C. Have a great day, take care, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers . . . I had to quit cold turkey."
December 7, 2025 at 8:56 AM
"I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers . . . I had to quit cold turkey."
"Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?"
"He had mistletoes."
"He had mistletoes."
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
"Why did Santa go to the podiatrist?"
"He had mistletoes."
"He had mistletoes."
"My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction."
"But I bet I can win her back."
"But I bet I can win her back."
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"My girlfriend just dumped me because of my gambling addiction."
"But I bet I can win her back."
"But I bet I can win her back."
How things change; no longer finished washing both cars and 'boom' visitor after visitor arrive - all going to Lewis Capaldi Concert tonight, 4 staying overnight, other 2 hotel close by. No notice, but now have an audience for my humour + I hate being organized. 😀
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
How things change; no longer finished washing both cars and 'boom' visitor after visitor arrive - all going to Lewis Capaldi Concert tonight, 4 staying overnight, other 2 hotel close by. No notice, but now have an audience for my humour + I hate being organized. 😀
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Sunday, December 7 it is a pleasant 24°C. Job for this morning to wash/polish 2 cars, then Club for lunch and a bit of entertainment. 'Lay back Sunday.' Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 am on Sunday, December 7 it is a pleasant 24°C. Job for this morning to wash/polish 2 cars, then Club for lunch and a bit of entertainment. 'Lay back Sunday.' Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
"Why did the Cricketer bring bread to the match?"
"Because he kept getting ducks."
"Because he kept getting ducks."
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"Why did the Cricketer bring bread to the match?"
"Because he kept getting ducks."
"Because he kept getting ducks."
"You can't run through a Camp Site, you can only 'ran' because it's past tents."
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"You can't run through a Camp Site, you can only 'ran' because it's past tents."
A Roman walks into a Bar, holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers please."
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A Roman walks into a Bar, holds up two fingers and says: "Five beers please."
"Which animal is warmest during winter?"
"A little otter."
"A little otter."
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
"Which animal is warmest during winter?"
"A little otter."
"A little otter."
Well we have hit 40°C at 3 pm. Time for a beer. Enjoy your afternoon, we will as we are lucky enough to have air-cond. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Well we have hit 40°C at 3 pm. Time for a beer. Enjoy your afternoon, we will as we are lucky enough to have air-cond. 😀
Been working inside, but needed power off. Tidy up, will finish when it gets cooler. Girls wan't air-cond., and fridge on. Fair enough, I'm sweating in T-shirt and shorts.
Have a great day. 😀
Have a great day. 😀
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Been working inside, but needed power off. Tidy up, will finish when it gets cooler. Girls wan't air-cond., and fridge on. Fair enough, I'm sweating in T-shirt and shorts.
Have a great day. 😀
Have a great day. 😀
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Please be on the lookout for this missing child.
(North Carolina)
(North Carolina)
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Please be on the lookout for this missing child.
(North Carolina)
(North Carolina)
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Saturday, December 6, it is a warm 24°C, heading towards low 40's, we will be staying inside most of the day. Animals have shade and plenty of food and water. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7 am, on Saturday, December 6, it is a warm 24°C, heading towards low 40's, we will be staying inside most of the day. Animals have shade and plenty of food and water. Have a great day, talk later, keep smiling. 😀
9.30 pm in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia. Sun has gone to bed, still 30°C. Time for me to put my feet up also. Talk to you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Keep smiling, goodnight all. 😀
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 AM
9.30 pm in Seven Hills, NSW, Australia. Sun has gone to bed, still 30°C. Time for me to put my feet up also. Talk to you tomorrow, sweet dreams. Keep smiling, goodnight all. 😀
"What does a British Real Estate Agent care most about?"
"His proper tea."
"His proper tea."
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"What does a British Real Estate Agent care most about?"
"His proper tea."
"His proper tea."
"What would you call a Real Estate Agency owned by a Detective?"
"Sherlock Homes."
"Sherlock Homes."
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"What would you call a Real Estate Agency owned by a Detective?"
"Sherlock Homes."
"Sherlock Homes."