MickDundee58
@lairdmickd.bsky.social
Worked in Media & Retail, Left of Centre, Australian Scot.
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We’re back down to 0°C Wednesday morning in Canberra, but it has its own beauty.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
We’re back down to 0°C Wednesday morning in Canberra, but it has its own beauty.
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With assistance from the spanner crabs
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
With assistance from the spanner crabs
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You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says “In 400 metres, pull over and let me out”.
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
You know you’re a bad driver when Siri says “In 400 metres, pull over and let me out”.
"What do you call a man with a car on his head?"
"Jack."
"Jack."
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"What do you call a man with a car on his head?"
"Jack."
"Jack."
I asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming, he said, "it was probably because it didn't know the words."
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming, he said, "it was probably because it didn't know the words."
Good evening from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 pm, it is a warm 22°C, sun is setting again. Just couldn't resist showing you. Take care, keep smiling, have a great night or whatever it is where you are. Thinking of you all. 😀
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Good evening from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 7.30 pm, it is a warm 22°C, sun is setting again. Just couldn't resist showing you. Take care, keep smiling, have a great night or whatever it is where you are. Thinking of you all. 😀
"I went to my local garage and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea."
"I think he was on a brake."
"I think he was on a brake."
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"I went to my local garage and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea."
"I think he was on a brake."
"I think he was on a brake."
"I asked my mechanic if he had a book on automatic gearbox repairs . . . but he only had manuals."
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"I asked my mechanic if he had a book on automatic gearbox repairs . . . but he only had manuals."
"I like the uniform Mechanics wear . . .
Overall."
Overall."
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"I like the uniform Mechanics wear . . .
Overall."
Overall."
"What fish make the best mechanics?"
"Tuner Fish."
"Tuner Fish."
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"What fish make the best mechanics?"
"Tuner Fish."
"Tuner Fish."
"What do you call a mechanical encyclopaedia?"
"A facts machine."
"A facts machine."
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"What do you call a mechanical encyclopaedia?"
"A facts machine."
"A facts machine."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9.15 am on Monday, November 10, it is a sunny 18°C. Presently at Mt Druitt Hospital for my wife's weekly physio, she is making great progress. Talk later, have a great day, keep smiling. 😀
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9.15 am on Monday, November 10, it is a sunny 18°C. Presently at Mt Druitt Hospital for my wife's weekly physio, she is making great progress. Talk later, have a great day, keep smiling. 😀
"After my first attempt to make a cake, the Fireman told me that when they say to grease the bottom of the pan, they meant to say the inside of the pan . . "
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"After my first attempt to make a cake, the Fireman told me that when they say to grease the bottom of the pan, they meant to say the inside of the pan . . "
"My wife had a go at me for buying horrible drinks."
"It was a cheap shot."
"It was a cheap shot."
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"My wife had a go at me for buying horrible drinks."
"It was a cheap shot."
"It was a cheap shot."
"I said no to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen."
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
"I said no to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen."
"What did the big flower say to the little flower?"
"You're my sonflower."
"You're my sonflower."
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"What did the big flower say to the little flower?"
"You're my sonflower."
"You're my sonflower."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am on Sunday, November 9 it is a sunny 18°C. Been to cemetery to update our daughter-in-law Julie about our family. Passed away to young, miss her heaps. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where at 9 am on Sunday, November 9 it is a sunny 18°C. Been to cemetery to update our daughter-in-law Julie about our family. Passed away to young, miss her heaps. Have a great day, keep smiling, talk later. 😀
"Why are skunks unable to keep secrets very well?"
"Because someone always seems to catch wind of them."
"Because someone always seems to catch wind of them."
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"Why are skunks unable to keep secrets very well?"
"Because someone always seems to catch wind of them."
"Because someone always seems to catch wind of them."
"What do you get if you cross an Owl with a Skunk?"
"A really smelly bird that doesn't give a hoot."
"A really smelly bird that doesn't give a hoot."
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"What do you get if you cross an Owl with a Skunk?"
"A really smelly bird that doesn't give a hoot."
"A really smelly bird that doesn't give a hoot."
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Saturday, November 8, at 7.30 am, it is a pleasant 22°C. Been down the shops to buy morning paper, wife likes it with breakfast in bed on a Saturday morning. Have a great day, take care, talk later. Off to wash the car. 😀
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Good morning from Seven Hills, NSW, Australia, where on Saturday, November 8, at 7.30 am, it is a pleasant 22°C. Been down the shops to buy morning paper, wife likes it with breakfast in bed on a Saturday morning. Have a great day, take care, talk later. Off to wash the car. 😀
"Have you heard the latest joke about the skunk?"
"Never mind, it stinks."
"Never mind, it stinks."
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"Have you heard the latest joke about the skunk?"
"Never mind, it stinks."
"Never mind, it stinks."
"Why did the skunk call the plumber?"
"Because his toilet was out of odour."
"Because his toilet was out of odour."
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"Why did the skunk call the plumber?"
"Because his toilet was out of odour."
"Because his toilet was out of odour."
"What did the 'skunk trainer' say when he finally got his skunk to perform a trick?"
"Eureka."
"Eureka."
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
"What did the 'skunk trainer' say when he finally got his skunk to perform a trick?"
"Eureka."
"Eureka."
"How many skunks does it take to make an absolutely hideous smell?"
"A phew."
"A phew."
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"How many skunks does it take to make an absolutely hideous smell?"
"A phew."
"A phew."
"What's the best way to stop a skunk from smelling?"
"Put a peg on its nose."
"Put a peg on its nose."
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
"What's the best way to stop a skunk from smelling?"
"Put a peg on its nose."
"Put a peg on its nose."