just answering a totally innocuous question from my cool boss down at the legitimate business
a cartoon of homer simpson asking what 's your least favorite country in italy or france
Alt: cartoon supervillain HANK SCORPIO asks gigantic rube HOMER SIMPSON what his least favorite country is. Home answers "France," oblivious to the fact that SCORPIO is about to aim a giant death laser at France.
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:53 PM
just answering a totally innocuous question from my cool boss down at the legitimate business
Broke the cardinal rule of the last decade, which is always checking the news before posting anything innocuous.
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Broke the cardinal rule of the last decade, which is always checking the news before posting anything innocuous.
it's innocuous but i don't get "meetups" and most talking outside text/microblogging feels so unproductive
January 26, 2026 at 1:12 AM
it's innocuous but i don't get "meetups" and most talking outside text/microblogging feels so unproductive
l've always loved naval tools and aesthetics, especially the flags. Their patterns and colors are so cool, I wish I owned some real ones. I'd display these everywhere!
January 26, 2026 at 6:01 AM
l've always loved naval tools and aesthetics, especially the flags. Their patterns and colors are so cool, I wish I owned some real ones. I'd display these everywhere!
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY:
A. You post an innocuous opinion on twitter. It sparks a months long discourse cycle ending in death threats, bans and generational trauma.
B. You post an innocuous opinion on bsky. Nothing bad happens here but it DOES get screenshotted and posted on twitter, resulting in A.
A. You post an innocuous opinion on twitter. It sparks a months long discourse cycle ending in death threats, bans and generational trauma.
B. You post an innocuous opinion on bsky. Nothing bad happens here but it DOES get screenshotted and posted on twitter, resulting in A.
January 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY:
A. You post an innocuous opinion on twitter. It sparks a months long discourse cycle ending in death threats, bans and generational trauma.
B. You post an innocuous opinion on bsky. Nothing bad happens here but it DOES get screenshotted and posted on twitter, resulting in A.
A. You post an innocuous opinion on twitter. It sparks a months long discourse cycle ending in death threats, bans and generational trauma.
B. You post an innocuous opinion on bsky. Nothing bad happens here but it DOES get screenshotted and posted on twitter, resulting in A.
"Moreover, she sees revelations of monstrosity in the most familiar and seemingly innocuous phenomena."
She's talking about catcalling and the objectification of women in art btw
She's talking about catcalling and the objectification of women in art btw
January 23, 2026 at 10:07 AM
"Moreover, she sees revelations of monstrosity in the most familiar and seemingly innocuous phenomena."
She's talking about catcalling and the objectification of women in art btw
She's talking about catcalling and the objectification of women in art btw
I will admit, the innocuous rhetorical device that makes me irrationally furious is "history will remember this" or "we're on the right side of history". History will say that whoever died deserved it, and whoever won must have deserved it too; they'll write the same fucking epitaphs no matter what.
January 23, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I will admit, the innocuous rhetorical device that makes me irrationally furious is "history will remember this" or "we're on the right side of history". History will say that whoever died deserved it, and whoever won must have deserved it too; they'll write the same fucking epitaphs no matter what.
Knight's Path's developers labeled -themselves- by reacting to an innocuous question concerning the ingame romance whether there will be gay ones too with typical reactionary drivel.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Knight's Path's developers labeled -themselves- by reacting to an innocuous question concerning the ingame romance whether there will be gay ones too with typical reactionary drivel.
Increasingly in the Twin Cities we need innocuous white people like me who haven't been flagged by ICE to deliver mutual aid to families who are unable to shop on their own. Folks who aren't on ICE's radar so they can't follow us to try and kidnap our neighbors.
www.givemn.org/story/wwca4g
www.givemn.org/story/wwca4g
January 24, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Increasingly in the Twin Cities we need innocuous white people like me who haven't been flagged by ICE to deliver mutual aid to families who are unable to shop on their own. Folks who aren't on ICE's radar so they can't follow us to try and kidnap our neighbors.
www.givemn.org/story/wwca4g
www.givemn.org/story/wwca4g
A woman's voice is so underrated. If I can't cum to a pretty girl speaking about completely innocuous things am I really into her?
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
A woman's voice is so underrated. If I can't cum to a pretty girl speaking about completely innocuous things am I really into her?
As ever, the Saturday tradition of sliding innocuous pictures of random old video games in between The Horrors persists. Here's Kiki Kaikai successor successor Pocky & Rocky 3 aka Heavenly Guardian aka Legend of Sayuki aka Snow Battle Princess Sayuki idk man ask Starfish.
January 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
As ever, the Saturday tradition of sliding innocuous pictures of random old video games in between The Horrors persists. Here's Kiki Kaikai successor successor Pocky & Rocky 3 aka Heavenly Guardian aka Legend of Sayuki aka Snow Battle Princess Sayuki idk man ask Starfish.
Grokipedia is now a top-10 Google result for some (innocuous, travel-related) queries.
That's, uh...I mean, if I wanted Wikipedia, I think I'd want the real one, not the redigested one from Elon's sex-bot, right?
That's, uh...I mean, if I wanted Wikipedia, I think I'd want the real one, not the redigested one from Elon's sex-bot, right?
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Grokipedia is now a top-10 Google result for some (innocuous, travel-related) queries.
That's, uh...I mean, if I wanted Wikipedia, I think I'd want the real one, not the redigested one from Elon's sex-bot, right?
That's, uh...I mean, if I wanted Wikipedia, I think I'd want the real one, not the redigested one from Elon's sex-bot, right?
this is funny for obvious reasons BUT ALSO it's good to see pronoun labels coming back like this. cringe or not, never bending on the innocuous displays of politeness that make these freaks scromit is how we win the culture war
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
this is funny for obvious reasons BUT ALSO it's good to see pronoun labels coming back like this. cringe or not, never bending on the innocuous displays of politeness that make these freaks scromit is how we win the culture war
This goes doubly for posting one of these videos. Put it behind a graphic imagery warning and give your followers (and anyone whose timeline it gets reposted into) the choice. Even if the first frame is innocuous. You don't know someone else's tipping point for suffering vicarious trauma.
If you are shrieking “YOU MUST WATCH THE VIDEO! IF YOU CARE AT ALL, YOU MUST SEE THE M—DER WITH YR EYES,” please stop.
If you are shaming those who would rather not put those images in their heads, you need to chill out
Attend to your own emotionally overwrought state
You are deregulated and OTT
If you are shaming those who would rather not put those images in their heads, you need to chill out
Attend to your own emotionally overwrought state
You are deregulated and OTT
Hey, please remember that you do not owe anyone watching the video.
There are enough people who are very good at what they do watching it that if you can’t, you don’t have to
There are enough people who are very good at what they do watching it that if you can’t, you don’t have to
January 25, 2026 at 4:24 PM
This goes doubly for posting one of these videos. Put it behind a graphic imagery warning and give your followers (and anyone whose timeline it gets reposted into) the choice. Even if the first frame is innocuous. You don't know someone else's tipping point for suffering vicarious trauma.
Gang, I got to block my first Newsom freak from the most innocuous joke possible. Bluesky is healing
We need a This is Gavin Newsom podcast for the left
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Gang, I got to block my first Newsom freak from the most innocuous joke possible. Bluesky is healing
Half of bluesky squabbling starts with someone taking a completely innocuous statement as a person attack and then spiraling in real time
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Half of bluesky squabbling starts with someone taking a completely innocuous statement as a person attack and then spiraling in real time
My #MathArt started as a typical pandemic pandemic project:
"Deadly mutants are after us. What can give us hope?
This innocuous-looking function is a sublime light in the dark. It proves you can always recover. If your perseverance is infinite."
elkement.art/2021/01/24/m...
#SciArt
"Deadly mutants are after us. What can give us hope?
This innocuous-looking function is a sublime light in the dark. It proves you can always recover. If your perseverance is infinite."
elkement.art/2021/01/24/m...
#SciArt
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 PM
My #MathArt started as a typical pandemic pandemic project:
"Deadly mutants are after us. What can give us hope?
This innocuous-looking function is a sublime light in the dark. It proves you can always recover. If your perseverance is infinite."
elkement.art/2021/01/24/m...
#SciArt
"Deadly mutants are after us. What can give us hope?
This innocuous-looking function is a sublime light in the dark. It proves you can always recover. If your perseverance is infinite."
elkement.art/2021/01/24/m...
#SciArt
every now and then i come across someone being shitty about CRT Photos
its very conflicting because i want to know why something so innocuous bothers you so much? its a picture of a TV
engaging with this kind of person is a terrible idea and wont yield anything productive. i'm okay not knowing
its very conflicting because i want to know why something so innocuous bothers you so much? its a picture of a TV
engaging with this kind of person is a terrible idea and wont yield anything productive. i'm okay not knowing
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 AM
every now and then i come across someone being shitty about CRT Photos
its very conflicting because i want to know why something so innocuous bothers you so much? its a picture of a TV
engaging with this kind of person is a terrible idea and wont yield anything productive. i'm okay not knowing
its very conflicting because i want to know why something so innocuous bothers you so much? its a picture of a TV
engaging with this kind of person is a terrible idea and wont yield anything productive. i'm okay not knowing
"Why, hello again! Love to see you back for Get Birding with Sean Bean. For change of pace, we'll commune with a wholly harmless, totally innocuous friend, the goldfinch. Look at her. I'm taken back to my lazy, youthful days in the country wherAHHHHHH MY EYES IT TOOK MY EYES SAVE YOURSELVES AHHHHHH"
For him to keep dying every episode only to come back the next week, no-selling it like Kevin McCormick would be a great gimmick. The episodes wouldn't be long, but I'm sure they'd be entertaining.
January 25, 2026 at 4:58 PM
"Why, hello again! Love to see you back for Get Birding with Sean Bean. For change of pace, we'll commune with a wholly harmless, totally innocuous friend, the goldfinch. Look at her. I'm taken back to my lazy, youthful days in the country wherAHHHHHH MY EYES IT TOOK MY EYES SAVE YOURSELVES AHHHHHH"
For some mysterious and totally innocuous reason
January 21, 2026 at 5:33 PM
For some mysterious and totally innocuous reason
May have failed an innocuous 90% perception check and had to re-do the whole ending of the game. But it was worth it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:23 AM
May have failed an innocuous 90% perception check and had to re-do the whole ending of the game. But it was worth it.
(I don't, but honestly every AB/DL community has at least one of those people where, even if all of the individual posts are innocuous, their general posting style and vibe just gives you the impression that nothing good is going to come of it)
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 AM
(I don't, but honestly every AB/DL community has at least one of those people where, even if all of the individual posts are innocuous, their general posting style and vibe just gives you the impression that nothing good is going to come of it)
#ArtistFave00s #MusicChallenge #MusicSky
James Murphy | Day 5/10*
"You can normalize, don't it make you feel alive?"
"Get Innocuous!" by LCD Soundsystem ("Sound of Silver", 2007)
#AlternativeDance #DancePunk #MutantDisco #Electro #Indietronica
(* not ranked, not a best of, not a greatest hits)
James Murphy | Day 5/10*
"You can normalize, don't it make you feel alive?"
"Get Innocuous!" by LCD Soundsystem ("Sound of Silver", 2007)
#AlternativeDance #DancePunk #MutantDisco #Electro #Indietronica
(* not ranked, not a best of, not a greatest hits)
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
#ArtistFave00s #MusicChallenge #MusicSky
James Murphy | Day 5/10*
"You can normalize, don't it make you feel alive?"
"Get Innocuous!" by LCD Soundsystem ("Sound of Silver", 2007)
#AlternativeDance #DancePunk #MutantDisco #Electro #Indietronica
(* not ranked, not a best of, not a greatest hits)
James Murphy | Day 5/10*
"You can normalize, don't it make you feel alive?"
"Get Innocuous!" by LCD Soundsystem ("Sound of Silver", 2007)
#AlternativeDance #DancePunk #MutantDisco #Electro #Indietronica
(* not ranked, not a best of, not a greatest hits)
It doesn't matter that he had a gun. It doesn't matter what he was doing beforehand (which was entirely innocuous to begin with).
NONE OF THAT MATTERS.
What matters is that he was pinned face down on the ground by several agents, had been maced, and then disarmed before being shot -multiple times-
NONE OF THAT MATTERS.
What matters is that he was pinned face down on the ground by several agents, had been maced, and then disarmed before being shot -multiple times-
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It doesn't matter that he had a gun. It doesn't matter what he was doing beforehand (which was entirely innocuous to begin with).
NONE OF THAT MATTERS.
What matters is that he was pinned face down on the ground by several agents, had been maced, and then disarmed before being shot -multiple times-
NONE OF THAT MATTERS.
What matters is that he was pinned face down on the ground by several agents, had been maced, and then disarmed before being shot -multiple times-
I'm not allowed to speak of anything I see online until my brother is done watching. I made an innocuous comment once that I thought gave nothing away, but I inadvertently told him who won the world series. (It was game 6, and all I said was that some people were very happy.) Anyway it's a rule now.
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I'm not allowed to speak of anything I see online until my brother is done watching. I made an innocuous comment once that I thought gave nothing away, but I inadvertently told him who won the world series. (It was game 6, and all I said was that some people were very happy.) Anyway it's a rule now.