Brandon "Tunnel Ignus" Kirkman
@kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
Opinions posted are not my own and belong to the mysterious phantom cube - He/Him/they - Chicago
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
Find my art at kirkmanbrandon.weebly.com - my podcast about Kaiju movies at https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod
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Doom Scrolling? Sounds impressive as hell, not even sure how you can emulate Doom on a scroll. That’s gotta be some real special papyrus
I am running a very fun one shot with a very short and squat copper dragon little dude as the center focus. Hope to see some Chicago buds there!
This is today and we still got like 4 spots if you’re interested! Come on out and beat the snow with some fun One Shots run by the Thirsty crew (we’re still workshopping this nickname. Please, god, help us). You get to play with the Thirsty bunch (is this better?)!
This November 30th at the Lincoln Lodge, join us at 3 pm to 7 pm to take part in one of our many one shots lead by our various guild masters. Get your tickets now while we still got seats! www.eventbrite.com/e/the-guild-...
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I am running a very fun one shot with a very short and squat copper dragon little dude as the center focus. Hope to see some Chicago buds there!
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This is today and we still got like 4 spots if you’re interested! Come on out and beat the snow with some fun One Shots run by the Thirsty crew (we’re still workshopping this nickname. Please, god, help us). You get to play with the Thirsty bunch (is this better?)!
This November 30th at the Lincoln Lodge, join us at 3 pm to 7 pm to take part in one of our many one shots lead by our various guild masters. Get your tickets now while we still got seats! www.eventbrite.com/e/the-guild-...
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is today and we still got like 4 spots if you’re interested! Come on out and beat the snow with some fun One Shots run by the Thirsty crew (we’re still workshopping this nickname. Please, god, help us). You get to play with the Thirsty bunch (is this better?)!
Went out for a forth shovel this morning and said “I could get use to this” like drinking a piña colada on a beach getaway
Going out for my third snow shoveling of the day and couldn’t be more happy. It makes listening to podcasts and music at least 3 times better; love being a midwestern freak
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Went out for a forth shovel this morning and said “I could get use to this” like drinking a piña colada on a beach getaway
Going out for my third snow shoveling of the day and couldn’t be more happy. It makes listening to podcasts and music at least 3 times better; love being a midwestern freak
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Going out for my third snow shoveling of the day and couldn’t be more happy. It makes listening to podcasts and music at least 3 times better; love being a midwestern freak
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Implementing the rude filter was so bitchmade and corny like does Jay think she's running a fucking daycare if you want to be my mom pay me allowance dumbass
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Implementing the rude filter was so bitchmade and corny like does Jay think she's running a fucking daycare if you want to be my mom pay me allowance dumbass
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If you're shopping for the fervent anti-capitalist or exhausted office worker in your life (maybe they're the same person?) consider I AM NOT A WOLF
It was part of the Vulture's Best of 2021 coverage and its about how office jobs are an act of violence upon the world itself. It's also very funny.
It was part of the Vulture's Best of 2021 coverage and its about how office jobs are an act of violence upon the world itself. It's also very funny.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you're shopping for the fervent anti-capitalist or exhausted office worker in your life (maybe they're the same person?) consider I AM NOT A WOLF
It was part of the Vulture's Best of 2021 coverage and its about how office jobs are an act of violence upon the world itself. It's also very funny.
It was part of the Vulture's Best of 2021 coverage and its about how office jobs are an act of violence upon the world itself. It's also very funny.
A “In this house, we believe in:” sign that just has “Perverts” written out in jokerman, comics sans, papyrus, Bradley Hand and Helvetica
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A “In this house, we believe in:” sign that just has “Perverts” written out in jokerman, comics sans, papyrus, Bradley Hand and Helvetica
Been waiting for this all year
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Been waiting for this all year
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Death - Politicians In My Eyes (1974/2009) [HQ]
YouTube video by jspamx
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March 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Tradwife:
- essential oils
- smells funny
- right wing psyop made to reverse women’s rights
Radwife:
- tubular!
- bodacious!
- does an ollie straight on to your dick and instantly kills you
- essential oils
- smells funny
- right wing psyop made to reverse women’s rights
Radwife:
- tubular!
- bodacious!
- does an ollie straight on to your dick and instantly kills you
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tradwife:
- essential oils
- smells funny
- right wing psyop made to reverse women’s rights
Radwife:
- tubular!
- bodacious!
- does an ollie straight on to your dick and instantly kills you
- essential oils
- smells funny
- right wing psyop made to reverse women’s rights
Radwife:
- tubular!
- bodacious!
- does an ollie straight on to your dick and instantly kills you
Seeing this and being like “damn, can’t beat these allegations”
wives are the best🥰 like and share if you love your wife
a heart with the words i love my wife on it
ALT: a heart with the words i love my wife on it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Seeing this and being like “damn, can’t beat these allegations”
Recently got some recording upgrades for @podzooky.bsky.social and dying at the four Samson mics packed together. Are you 1 to 4 generic white guys looking to start a podcast?
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Recently got some recording upgrades for @podzooky.bsky.social and dying at the four Samson mics packed together. Are you 1 to 4 generic white guys looking to start a podcast?
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Trying to match this energy today (manic episode that sometimes looks slightly different)
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Trying to match this energy today (manic episode that sometimes looks slightly different)
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the Palette Swap Shop is having a Black Friday sale all week! check out our merch store to find a gift for that special someone who will wonder what the hell is wrong with the rolling stones shirt you just gave them.
only on paletteswap dot shop!
only on paletteswap dot shop!
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the Palette Swap Shop is having a Black Friday sale all week! check out our merch store to find a gift for that special someone who will wonder what the hell is wrong with the rolling stones shirt you just gave them.
only on paletteswap dot shop!
only on paletteswap dot shop!
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Garfield is a manga
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Garfield is a manga
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
Started listening to @illconceivedpodcast.com due to the grossly interesting Tradwives episode and some wild Fred Stoeker details. I feel like my mind could have perfectly generated what Fred Stoeker looked like when I googled his name
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Started listening to @illconceivedpodcast.com due to the grossly interesting Tradwives episode and some wild Fred Stoeker details. I feel like my mind could have perfectly generated what Fred Stoeker looked like when I googled his name
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listening to the score for a movie you've never seen before is stealing valor, and like all other forms of stealing valor it's cool as hell and rad to do
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
listening to the score for a movie you've never seen before is stealing valor, and like all other forms of stealing valor it's cool as hell and rad to do
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Here are the upcoming scheduled Bolted! game streams, with a true murderer's row of badasses. (Live calendar links are on the Kickstarter page - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...)
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Here are the upcoming scheduled Bolted! game streams, with a true murderer's row of badasses. (Live calendar links are on the Kickstarter page - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...)