Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Everything lives rent free in my head. I have not yet found the proper mechanism to charge rent to the things in my head.
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Who called them sea monkeys when shrimpanzees was right there?
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I walked past Kerry Wood one time. I was walking toward Navy Pier and he was walking away from it. We're both 6'5" but it felt like he was 12 feet tall.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
my child graduates from purdue tomorrow - he’ll be the first college graduate from my family ever. going to be an emotional day for this guy tomorrow 🙂
December 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I had the chance today to sing a song for the composer, the first time they heard someone else sing it. Jesus that is always so cool.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I just need everyone to watch this and understand I have been laughing about it for 24 hours
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i am sure my phone camera doesn’t capture how pretty the sunset is but here it is anyway
December 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Whew! That was a heck of a start to the year, y’all! That brings us to the end of #2025Favs #FirstQuarterEdition please stay tuned for #2025Favs #SecondQuarterEdition in a bit.
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Whew! That was a heck of a start to the year, y’all! That brings us to the end of #2025Favs #FirstQuarterEdition please stay tuned for #2025Favs #SecondQuarterEdition in a bit.
My wife and I will officially be doing MISERY onstage together later this year, lol. :)))))))))
December 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
these two have been together over 13 years. what a blessing to have old dogs and old dogs who’ve been together so long.
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Today my 7 year old screamed "YOU HATE LITERACY" at me when I asked her to put a book down and get dressed so yeah she's ready for online discourse
December 31, 2024 at 9:51 PM
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m just giggling to myself at work like a weirdo. Thanks funny friends! That ends #2024Favs #FirstQuarterEdition, stay tuned for #2024Favs #SecondQuarterEdition.
December 31, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I’m just giggling to myself at work like a weirdo. Thanks funny friends! That ends #2024Favs #FirstQuarterEdition, stay tuned for #2024Favs #SecondQuarterEdition.
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Decided to make vintage-style CLUE cards of Columbo villains. Collect them all!
December 31, 2024 at 9:55 PM
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ME: time to sleep
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
BRAIN: a tutu should be called a four
ME: oh god not this again
BRAIN: or maybe a twenty two
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
April 30th is International Jazz Day. Why not try the following:
1. head to thejazztome.info
2. click on a year
3. click on a cool looking album cover
4. click "listen to this album"
5. read about the album you're hearing
Jazz fandom offers an incredible payoff to the curious. #jazzsky #musicsky
1. head to thejazztome.info
2. click on a year
3. click on a cool looking album cover
4. click "listen to this album"
5. read about the album you're hearing
Jazz fandom offers an incredible payoff to the curious. #jazzsky #musicsky
The Jazz Tome – Jazz liner notes, reviews, and ephemera
thejazztome.info
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
my dad: people today are too sensitive
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
me: u bitches cried when dylan went electric
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
that's sauna be a no from me, dog
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
TONY STEWART KILLED A GUY WITH HIS RACE CAAAAAAARRRR
what's he yelling, wrong answers only
December 31, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Javy is like tinkerbell. He needs us to believe. 👏 👏 👏
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM