My kids weren't allowed to go to daycare with pinkeye but apparently you can play QB for an NFL team with pinkeye?
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Update my bad they need to give Tua pinkeye every week he’s playing his best game of the year
October 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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My sister's cat would wake me by either kneading full-clawed on my neck or by licking his sandpapery, pinkeye-causing tongue over my eyelids. I wasn't even in charge of his feeding time.
October 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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One time when I was a kid I had pinkeye and I woke up and my eyes were stuck shut and I couldn’t open them. It was a not-see phase.
October 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I wish I could post something about wishing I could wash out my eyes but now I am going to have nightmares about what kind of pinkeye infection that soap would give
a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair with the word grass written on the bottom
Alt: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair with the word grass written on the bottom
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October 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Inktober 2025 - Day #15 Ragged
Post-Sinsmas sketch.
Slightly behind (yay for pinkeye), but fret not. I still intend to catch up on the missing days.
#stolas #helluvaboss #hellaverse #helluvabossstolas #vivziepop #inktober2025 #inktober #owl #avian #demon #ragged #helluvabossloona #loona #hellhound
Post-Sinsmas sketch.
Slightly behind (yay for pinkeye), but fret not. I still intend to catch up on the missing days.
#stolas #helluvaboss #hellaverse #helluvabossstolas #vivziepop #inktober2025 #inktober #owl #avian #demon #ragged #helluvabossloona #loona #hellhound
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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When you step outside and smell that Pokemon ZA
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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This lady just bought all the mole tamales and she said the word tamale like ‘Tay-ma-Lays’. I take back everything positive I’ve ever said about midwestern women.
I hope she gets the trots. I hope she blows her o-ring out, rubs her eyes and gets pinkeye too. Wicked.
I hope she gets the trots. I hope she blows her o-ring out, rubs her eyes and gets pinkeye too. Wicked.
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"she's right here"
"she is? Ok.. ow! I have something in my eye, it may be... yes I think it is pinkeye, I will be back next week, God Bless!"
"she is? Ok.. ow! I have something in my eye, it may be... yes I think it is pinkeye, I will be back next week, God Bless!"
October 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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hbo, i do not know how to communicate more clearly to you that i would rather have pinkeye than watch bill maher
September 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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At beginning of my career my supervisor brought in toddler. I let him sit on my lap to cuddle. Then informed me that he wasn’t at daycare because he had pinkeye. So my trust…it is low!
September 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Oh yeah absolutely. Might be a few replies.
I hope your Aunt Dian involuntarily shits her pants every time she sees a shopping cart, even on tv. May that continual cycle give her constant pinkeye. I hope she slips on a banana peel on live tv, and you’re recording it.
I hope your Aunt Dian involuntarily shits her pants every time she sees a shopping cart, even on tv. May that continual cycle give her constant pinkeye. I hope she slips on a banana peel on live tv, and you’re recording it.
September 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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update that it was NOT pinkeye, got a cool thing called scleritis, hopefully new medication (more eye drops) work
friends, I am going through it right now and could use some good vibes. eye is not getting better, just feeling very out of sorts with my body due to this + other stuff, and feeling frustrated and helpless.
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Still with the cold, but now with pinkeye. Augh
Aight, me think me getting sick. Sore throat, slight headache, tired. Auuugh I hate being sick, specially in the start of the weekend! (Relatable ™)
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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This is how you get pinkeye.
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Walking around with dried cum on my chest and slight pinkeye from a facial earlier 🤭 is it wrong that I get off on others knowing?
September 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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give them both pinkeye >:)
September 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I tried them in the early '00s found them intensely uncomfortable & ultimately stopped wearing them when I gave myself pinkeye while trying to keep my eyes moisturized. I tried them again in 23 & it was a night & day difference.
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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You don't want to end up haunted by rotovirus or pinkeye.
September 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Just had an image of Trump bending over to get his ball, looking at his fingers, bringing them up to sniff, but so incontinent himself he doesn't notice. Some gets on his upper lip. Drives around having the best day with his bigot buddies cheering the Hitler 'stache. Then gets pinkeye & dysentery
September 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I thought that was pinkeye...
September 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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to find my hidden gems, look up terms such as “pinkeye” and “huniepop” on my accounts search
it always makes me so happy when one of my REPLIES starts getting attention. like damn yall think im funny!! that means so much!
September 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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ppl wouldn't complain as much about shiny gengar if they gave the standard it's bright red eyes back. to contrast better with the pinkeye the shiny has consistently had.
but gengar's eyes in general have always been very inconsistent between appearances.
but gengar's eyes in general have always been very inconsistent between appearances.
September 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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