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Nathan L Smith

@nlsmith.com

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Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini. South Amana, Iowa

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Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2h

Everybody is talking about how much more productive they’ll be, meanwhile, nobody is measuring their productivity or considering what productivity means.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 3h

Canola payola

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 4h

I would do that but the stuff I have running on localhost:80 is much dirtier.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 4h

Titibank?

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 5h

Going to rob a bank to deal with my money growing pains.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 8h

Yeah it's family friendly but sure as heck isn't crow friendly.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 22h

I used to work at a phone company and give this number to every customer that asked for a confirmation number.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 22h

They name the streets after the wrench they used to put up the sign to make it easier to fix later on.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d

haha I don't think he makes anything without butter no. Smart Balance might work?

Apple sauce in the crock pot is easy and good.

I got about a bushel off my trees this year and I found one of these at a yard sale and pretty much have an apple press now. www.plantbasedpros.com/product/cham...

Champion Juicer G5-PG710 - Commercial Heavy Duty Juicer - Plant Based Pros

Powered by a full 1/3 horsepower, heavy-duty General Electric motor. Use as a homogenizer to make veggie loaves, Frozen Sorbets, Sherbets, Baby Foods, Fruit Sauces and Nut Butters. Large 1.75" Diame...

www.plantbasedpros.com

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d

Can't go wrong with these if you like unhealthy amounts of sugar with your apples: ww2.kqed.org/essentialpep...

Good Lady Apples Bon Femme | Essential Pepin

For these baked apples, ubiquitous in home cooking as well as in country inns and restaurants, only a few ingredients are needed.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d

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Morning glory flower

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d

Nobody honors The Jesus with a national holiday!

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 1d

I'm still imagining what Olive Garden breadsticks hell is like.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2d

It’s so unfair that we have to wait so long for this.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2d

I can’t wait until the inflatable angel of death

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 2d

Is it called Ares because that’s the RAM?

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 3d

So do we call it “Civil War I” now?

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 4d

This is what vapes are.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 4d

Go get him, Burt Reynolds and your tiny horse!

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 4d

Can we do all 10 plagues?

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 5d

I hope you took some leftovers to go. In containers.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 5d

Uh sign me up I’m already doing this for free

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 5d

It’s better done at age twelve while they watch their first public execution

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 5d

Heheh not bad. Made me think a bit, and I like that sometimes.

Nathan L Smith @nlsmith.com · 5d

I was going to put a good post here but now I’m not