Jeanna
@jeannakelley.com
NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC
I root for Tech primarily for the people I love who are Tech fans but one tiny bit of lore about me is that the trombone section of Georgia Tech’s band searched for me and saved my ass when my phone died and I got lost after a game a few years back so I’m a Rambling Wreck for life
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I root for Tech primarily for the people I love who are Tech fans but one tiny bit of lore about me is that the trombone section of Georgia Tech’s band searched for me and saved my ass when my phone died and I got lost after a game a few years back so I’m a Rambling Wreck for life
I’m wearing the sweatshirt I wore to watch Tech beat Drake Maye’s UNC two years ago lfg
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m wearing the sweatshirt I wore to watch Tech beat Drake Maye’s UNC two years ago lfg
I am still laughing at this clip, but the best part is genuinely how concerned Orlando Brown Jr. was. That’s a good teammate imho
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am still laughing at this clip, but the best part is genuinely how concerned Orlando Brown Jr. was. That’s a good teammate imho
It’s been a long time since anything that came out of Stephen Miller’s Nazi mouth surprised me. What does surprise me is that he hasn’t yet been incinerated and turned to dust by exposure to direct sunlight. I long for that day
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s been a long time since anything that came out of Stephen Miller’s Nazi mouth surprised me. What does surprise me is that he hasn’t yet been incinerated and turned to dust by exposure to direct sunlight. I long for that day
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Zay get a pancake?
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Zay get a pancake?
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Jared Goff
a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is carrying a pot
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jared Goff
My Bella has an attitude and farts a lot but she would definitely be an improvement
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My Bella has an attitude and farts a lot but she would definitely be an improvement
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if the lions lose after eminem and jack white play “till i collapse” at halftime they don’t deserve the playoffs
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
if the lions lose after eminem and jack white play “till i collapse” at halftime they don’t deserve the playoffs
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My nephew co-hosts the Locked On sports podcast for Georgia Tech football. Consider throwing it a subscribe if you would.
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My nephew co-hosts the Locked On sports podcast for Georgia Tech football. Consider throwing it a subscribe if you would.
My dog Baxter is a big tv-watcher anyway -- his favorites are a) Bravo shows (lots of pets, RHOC is his favorite, he's an Archie fan), b) other shows featuring animals, c) basketball, d) hockey, and apparently e) is this dog's obsession with the Macy's parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My dog Baxter is a big tv-watcher anyway -- his favorites are a) Bravo shows (lots of pets, RHOC is his favorite, he's an Archie fan), b) other shows featuring animals, c) basketball, d) hockey, and apparently e) is this dog's obsession with the Macy's parade
As always, I’m thankful for Allen and the #tailgatetogether crew and the incredible work they do serving unhoused folks in New Orleans. If you’ve got some cash to throw their way, what a fantastic day to do it.
This Sunday morning, we'll be continuing our regular routine of serving the houseless community in New Orleans. Join us, bring us your shoes/clothes/blankets, check out our Amazon wishlist, or consider a donation for drinks, snacks, and supplies. #TailgateTogether
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
As always, I’m thankful for Allen and the #tailgatetogether crew and the incredible work they do serving unhoused folks in New Orleans. If you’ve got some cash to throw their way, what a fantastic day to do it.
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still my greatest legacy
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
still my greatest legacy
I read this NYT story out loud to my husband last night and we were both laughing so hard trying to predict what our dumpy shitbeast president would say on Truth Socual about it. This is much funnier than any of our guesses
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I read this NYT story out loud to my husband last night and we were both laughing so hard trying to predict what our dumpy shitbeast president would say on Truth Socual about it. This is much funnier than any of our guesses
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I managed to put together a Thanksgiving thankful list for the Falcons. Yes, there are reasons to appreciate this team
For all the frustration and unrest surrounding Atlanta, several players deserve appreciation for their efforts. https://www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falcons-analysis/89684/five-falcons-facets-to-be-thankful-for-chris-lindstrom-jessie-bates
Five Falcons things to be thankful for
For all the frustration and unrest surrounding Atlanta, several players deserve appreciation for their efforts.
www.thefalcoholic.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I managed to put together a Thanksgiving thankful list for the Falcons. Yes, there are reasons to appreciate this team
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
I doubt anyone here needs to be reminded that “pro-life” really means “pro-birth” but wanting to eliminate a mandate that is intended to keep kids from dying in hot cars tells that story effectively doesn’t it
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I doubt anyone here needs to be reminded that “pro-life” really means “pro-birth” but wanting to eliminate a mandate that is intended to keep kids from dying in hot cars tells that story effectively doesn’t it
Mom Wilson's Country Sausage. Really.
What Retail store yall worked at? (Feel like that was everyone’s first job)
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mom Wilson's Country Sausage. Really.
"There's been some stuff that's been unfortunate" is a crazy way to say this guy was a certified sex pest toward massage therapists
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"There's been some stuff that's been unfortunate" is a crazy way to say this guy was a certified sex pest toward massage therapists
Does the scratch-and-sniff sticker smell like self tanner and doing crimes
Duffy on shutdown bonuses for air traffic controllers: "If you got 100% on your test, you get the sticker that's a scratch and sniff sticker from the administration. I know some people are not happy with where the cutoff was."
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does the scratch-and-sniff sticker smell like self tanner and doing crimes
Somehow I'm still extremely stressed out about this game (lmao of course I am, it's the Falcons) but overall the first half really was better than I expected
A coherent game plan with consistent execution hasn’t happened often for the Falcons offense this year. That first half was a pleasant drive. Lead easily could be higher if it wasn’t for multiple miscues from Pitts
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Somehow I'm still extremely stressed out about this game (lmao of course I am, it's the Falcons) but overall the first half really was better than I expected
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Bijan could put a cheetah on its ass
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Bijan could put a cheetah on its ass
Well I guess it's time to find out what fresh hell the Atlanta Falcons are going to inflict on us today
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well I guess it's time to find out what fresh hell the Atlanta Falcons are going to inflict on us today
It's such a fierce competition for the most punchable face in DC but for me, right now Scott Bessent is giving Mike Johnson a real run for his money
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's such a fierce competition for the most punchable face in DC but for me, right now Scott Bessent is giving Mike Johnson a real run for his money