he appears with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season. destroy this asteroid
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
he appears with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season. destroy this asteroid
they got your ass
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
they got your ass
Making maps. Maps of space.
December 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Making maps. Maps of space.
an asteroid is definitely coming
December 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
an asteroid is definitely coming
Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building.
Look guys.
She’s even in her space suit.
They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾
👩🚀 ☄️🐈⬛
Look guys.
She’s even in her space suit.
They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾
👩🚀 ☄️🐈⬛
December 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Just been laughed at by an entire vet’s waiting room when the receptionist loudly welcomed me and ‘ASTEROID DESTROYER!’ to the building.
Look guys.
She’s even in her space suit.
They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾
👩🚀 ☄️🐈⬛
Look guys.
She’s even in her space suit.
They will be laughing on the other side of their labradors when she RULES THE WORLD!!!! ✊😾
👩🚀 ☄️🐈⬛
oh my god is Ace Combat just Gundam but with Fighter JWHAT DO YOU MEAN AN ASTEROID
December 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
oh my god is Ace Combat just Gundam but with Fighter JWHAT DO YOU MEAN AN ASTEROID
if enough money is donated to the kjb patreon, asteroid november kelly will plough into asteroid james bond
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
if enough money is donated to the kjb patreon, asteroid november kelly will plough into asteroid james bond
@postoctobrist.bsky.social So someone in a server I'm in linked this... you now have an asteroid named for you, it seems.
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@postoctobrist.bsky.social So someone in a server I'm in linked this... you now have an asteroid named for you, it seems.
A fox playing ASTEROIDS
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A fox playing ASTEROIDS
I hope all the WTYPPod hosts get an asteroid named after them, if only because I think an asteroid named Do Not Eat would be funny.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I hope all the WTYPPod hosts get an asteroid named after them, if only because I think an asteroid named Do Not Eat would be funny.
not a porn star, more of a porn asteroid
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
not a porn star, more of a porn asteroid
Near-Earth asteroid astronomer problems:
Being bothered when someone calls something passing 2 au away "close".
Being bothered when someone calls something passing 2 au away "close".
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Near-Earth asteroid astronomer problems:
Being bothered when someone calls something passing 2 au away "close".
Being bothered when someone calls something passing 2 au away "close".
The asteroid doesnt know about the Mayors!!!! This asteroid tells an incomplete tale!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The asteroid doesnt know about the Mayors!!!! This asteroid tells an incomplete tale!!
Where's a civilization-ending asteroid when it's so urgently needed?
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Where's a civilization-ending asteroid when it's so urgently needed?
So your new business cards could say "November Kelly, asteroid namesake"
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So your new business cards could say "November Kelly, asteroid namesake"
C'mon, asteroid! The world has gone insane.
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
C'mon, asteroid! The world has gone insane.
Watched Empire Strikes Back with the eldest today and he said during the asteroid chase “I see why this one is your favorite”
a bald man in a white uniform is looking at the camera
ALT: a bald man in a white uniform is looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Watched Empire Strikes Back with the eldest today and he said during the asteroid chase “I see why this one is your favorite”
Where’s the asteroid? I’m tired.
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Where’s the asteroid? I’m tired.
Where is the damn asteroid we keep being told will wipe humanity out and why can't it get a move on?
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Where is the damn asteroid we keep being told will wipe humanity out and why can't it get a move on?
i would think asteroid > news article, but i don't work for the state dept.
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i would think asteroid > news article, but i don't work for the state dept.
three weeks until i can have an asteroid named after me and no longer have anything tethering me to this job
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
three weeks until i can have an asteroid named after me and no longer have anything tethering me to this job
For those who are rooting for the asteroid...
More than half of the “city killer” asteroids that might threaten Earth remain undiscovered. With an infrared eye, NASA’s NEO Surveyor aims to find them.
Learn more: https://scim.ag/44snoxl
Learn more: https://scim.ag/44snoxl
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For those who are rooting for the asteroid...
Oh wow, “(346666) Knorozov = 2008 YK22”, i didn’t know about an asteroid named after him! (It’s the guy who deciphered Mayan writing despite never allowed to leave USSR)
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh wow, “(346666) Knorozov = 2008 YK22”, i didn’t know about an asteroid named after him! (It’s the guy who deciphered Mayan writing despite never allowed to leave USSR)