Rei_
@randomfactor.bsky.social
Miniature painter, robot enthusiast, giant monster. Any pronouns. Im so fuckin old dude dont make me give you the number. (FFXIV: Rei Byrde on Ultros, Tatoba Tatoba on Coeurl) (AV: matchaprince, Header: ficusart)
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IF YOU FOLLOW ME FOR MY POLITICS POSTS YOU WILL HAVE TO SUFFER THE HORNY POSTS AND VICE VERSA, BUT BOTH OF YOU WILL SUFFER THE HYPERFIXATION POSTS
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January 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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That the medieval era was a grimdark stereotype. It's just as false as the older pastel fantasies. The truth is so much more colorful — and weirder! — than that.
what are some of the most baffling, but common, misconceptions you hear about the historical periods you study? excluding the big, obvious ones like "the south was right" or something
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 AM
That the medieval era was a grimdark stereotype. It's just as false as the older pastel fantasies. The truth is so much more colorful — and weirder! — than that.
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Me watching the contractor whos been drilling in the unit next door all day slip on black ice on the way to his truck
January 19, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Me watching the contractor whos been drilling in the unit next door all day slip on black ice on the way to his truck
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
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Kobold in an Elevator
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Kobold in an Elevator
I love how Gekkomon's default pose is to have his fingers splayed out like hes been drawn by a three year old
January 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I love how Gekkomon's default pose is to have his fingers splayed out like hes been drawn by a three year old
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The political ground is shifting on ICE. Your own Dem rep or senator may not have caught up yet. Now - before the 1/30 funding deadline - is the time to push.
Arizona’s @gallego.senate.gov : "I think ICE needs to be totally torn down… People want immigration enforcement that goes after criminals, not the goon squad that has come from Stephen Miller and Trump."
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The political ground is shifting on ICE. Your own Dem rep or senator may not have caught up yet. Now - before the 1/30 funding deadline - is the time to push.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Someone just called her HomerOS and I just got the name, Homer like the Illiad. Fuck off!
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Someone just called her HomerOS and I just got the name, Homer like the Illiad. Fuck off!
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[OC] By popular demand, here's another Oni ~ this time one enjoying a healthy breakfast after an early morning dip 🦑🦈🍽️
January 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
[OC] By popular demand, here's another Oni ~ this time one enjoying a healthy breakfast after an early morning dip 🦑🦈🍽️
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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January 18, 2026 at 7:43 AM
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SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
88. Villains these days...
Nepotism is on the rise. What happened to self-made destructioneers?
88. Villains these days...
Nepotism is on the rise. What happened to self-made destructioneers?
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
88. Villains these days...
Nepotism is on the rise. What happened to self-made destructioneers?
88. Villains these days...
Nepotism is on the rise. What happened to self-made destructioneers?
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doesn't this just mean nobody likes you. why is that good
This idea is absolutely brain-dead and absolutely everywhere.
January 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
doesn't this just mean nobody likes you. why is that good
the MTG pre-release pack thing is the closest a magic the gathering player will get to interacting with an FLGS judge about a card game that isn't magic the gathering, when you show them a card they've never seen before and do not know what it does
January 18, 2026 at 5:08 AM
the MTG pre-release pack thing is the closest a magic the gathering player will get to interacting with an FLGS judge about a card game that isn't magic the gathering, when you show them a card they've never seen before and do not know what it does
it also tells me you're way too fucking online. Like you're in a group chat with a guy named Dizzler sharing memes about bathrooms, you are a Premier put some fucking shoes on and get my fucking roads paved
I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
it also tells me you're way too fucking online. Like you're in a group chat with a guy named Dizzler sharing memes about bathrooms, you are a Premier put some fucking shoes on and get my fucking roads paved
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Apparently they were reluctant to publish this version
January 17, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Apparently they were reluctant to publish this version
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