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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 3h

Found someone 👍

🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 4h

Are 🫵you🫵 looking to 💃🏼attend🕺 the 💥 @thewaroncars.bsky.social 🚘 show at the 🔔Bell House🔔 in 🏢Brooklyn🏬 on 🗓️Tuesday 10/28 at 730pm🕢?

I have one spare ticket

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 5h

Two

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5th Square @5thsq.org · 21h

Absolutely deadly behavior causing another crash on Spruce Street at 5th st early this morning. This is on the busiest bike lane in Philly with over 1,500 riders who use it daily.

We deserve so much better than paint and flexposts, we deserve real protection.

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 21h

[checks the time]
but it's not yet a midnight dreary!

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 21h

more than ever, if you see someone shoplifting at a grocery store no you fucking didn't

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

Pre-Halloween test ride results:

-Tricorn hat is perfectly aero, stays solidly on at 20mph+
-Dipshit pickup truck flag mount adapts to rear racks quite well
-It’s kind of awesome hearing a flag ruffle behind as you ride

Yours truly wearing normal clothes but a colonial triangle hat before an ebike adorned in led lights and sporting a big 13 star flag on the rear

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

others mock american's diet but our nation started with a baker's dozen of stars

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

As SNAP benefits are cut, this should be something we demand of state governors to do with their states national guard.

Food banks & other forms of community aid will feel the stress caused by these cuts. There will undoubtedly be understaffing and shortages, this is one way we can prepare for this

✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ @the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social · 2d

Now THIS is a mission the National Guard can be proud of. 🙌

Via @voteinorout.bsky.social

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · Feb 15

Being up-to-date on your vaccinations is good patriotism. Curbing and stopping infectious disease is being a good neighbor. It's being a good family member to those you're close to and a good stranger to everyone else in world.

Schedule your vaccines today, right now, if you're not up to date.

Stephanie Kennedy @wordswithsteph.bsky.social · Feb 14

As the Trump administration is firing thousands of NIH workers — including 10% of the CDC team, the measles outbreak in Gaines County, Texas has suddenly doubled to at least 48 cases. The outbreak has grown from 24 to 48 cases within the last three days.

All cases are in unvaccinated people or…

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

ah yes, cicero

marcus cicero from hbo's rome, at his end by the hand of a plebian. the point i assume the administration is invoking for themselves

🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

the true creeper of the picture

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

tbf my mandarin is about as good

関税オタク大統領、やめて @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 2d

Big things happening on TikTok

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

some doddering dipshit jabbers around the backdoor

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

Breaking News: President Trump said he would raise tariffs on Canada by 10% over an ad, paid for by the province of Ontario, that used Ronald Reagan’s words to denounce tariffs. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/w...

Donald Trump in a dark suit and bright blue tie. A hand holds a dark blue phone in the foreground. A headline reads: "Trump Announces Tariff Hike on Canada Over Reagan Ad Spat." Haiyun Jiang/The New York Times.

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

Maine has 1.4 million children. Have you not a single candidate better than one marked by Nazism

Conspirador Norteño @conspirator0.bsky.social · 2d

Sentiment on Bluesky toward Platner shifted abruptly, however, following various revelations including the Nazi tattoo and dismissive comments regarding rape and sexual assault. The majority of viral posts regarding Platner from October 15th onward are critical rather than supportive.

repost network for Bluesky posts containing "Platner" from October 15th to October 25th 2025

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

i don't know which would be more unbelievable to high school me:

- that i'm dissatisfied with the internet and 'computers'
- that i mostly bike to work

Mel, AnarcHochulist 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 2d

i don’t know which would be more unbelievable to high school me:

- i would be gay married. to a woman
- i would actually like country music. enough to go to a concert

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

others mock american's diet but our nation started with a baker's dozen of stars

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon fox is typing on a computer

ALT: a cartoon fox is typing on a computer

media.tenor.com

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

people used to wear tricorn hats on horseback, moving at up to 30-40mph...

I wonder what their aerodynamics are actually like vs other hats. i'm half wondering if stitching up the corners is at least in part to keep it from flopping around at speed

🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

Pre-Halloween test ride results:

-Tricorn hat is perfectly aero, stays solidly on at 20mph+
-Dipshit pickup truck flag mount adapts to rear racks quite well
-It’s kind of awesome hearing a flag ruffle behind as you ride

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 1d

Pre-Halloween test ride results:

-Tricorn hat is perfectly aero, stays solidly on at 20mph+
-Dipshit pickup truck flag mount adapts to rear racks quite well
-It’s kind of awesome hearing a flag ruffle behind as you ride

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 2d

If you oppose all housing construction out of fear of being a “developer shill”, you end up being a landlord shill, since landlords are the ones who directly profit from housing scarcity

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 2d

people like being in the back seat and getting chauffeured,
so why not with your body

🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 2d

when americans suggest train

close up on the x2000 picture from OP of a Swedish station's... elevator sign? it says "Hiss"

🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 2d

NJ Transit's store is a wasteland of missed opportunities and half-hearted merch attempts and then they have a singular *this* of kink gear

njtransit.mybigcommerce.com/adult-daddy-...

model wearing a white nj transit tshirt. the shirt text says "daddy's little railfan"

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🎃 [A Spoopy Handle] 🎃 @thatirontube.bsky.social · 2d

I work at social services. The issue is that in order to spend snap dollars, stores have to be registered as vendors. Come 11/1 they may be mass de-registered making saved snap balances unusable

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