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Your Weird Uncle
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Born to dilly dally, forced to go to work.
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This is how you live a life
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Final Fantasy II, that's actually the fourth Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy III is the sixth. Despite being called Final Fantasy Legend, it's actually a SaGa game. Final Fantasy Adventure is Sword of Mana.
February 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Tekken 5 Dark Resurrection is coming to PS5. It's the PSP version.
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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More songs should start like Monkey Gone to Heaven. "There was a guy." Ok I'm listening, what's this guy up to
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Dunkin Donuts’ “Chocolate Strawberry Daydream Refresher” is the kind of thing Travis Touchdown would yell right before bisecting someone
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
And Alexa just ran an ad about how it can kill you.
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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Cyberpunk 2077 ass post.
snort-laughed in the way only dystopic humor can get you
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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when a guy murders my entire family but i get told that getting mad about it and seeking justice for my loved ones will only be giving the killer what he wants
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I met Fred Durst randomly at a mall and told him completely seriously that Chocolate Starfish was his best work yet.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My middle-school chorus performed this at a school concert. 😐
The English lyrics, as seen here, are:

Freedom, we got freedom;
And now that we can be free,
Come on and celebrate.

Power, we got power;
And now that we can be free,
It's time to celebrate.

Celebrate the freedom;
Celebrate the power;
Celebrate the glory;
Celebrate the love!
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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“Oh yeah? More like the three wise guys, I’d say.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM