Cosmo Clyde
@yerboypdk.bsky.social
Bass drummer, TV technician, loud boy, old internet, consciously normal these days
Sober as hell
Sober as hell
The Bad Sex in Fiction awards needs to come back
A California winemaker is struggling to sell his Chardonnay ... so he's written a romantasy novella about it. The novella, unsurprisingly, looks awful.
www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/ar...
www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/ar...
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Bad Sex in Fiction awards needs to come back
Moving to the Euro schedule would be a death blow
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
broad swaths of the midwest, east coast and Texas would be unspekably cold to play in if this switch happens
that's before we even mention how many fall sports MLS would be competing against for attention
that's before we even mention how many fall sports MLS would be competing against for attention
You’ve probably heard that the MLS Board of Governors is meeting this week to discuss, among other things, a move to the “European” schedule. My understanding is that there’s no way that happens in 2026, but there’s a very real possibility that it could happen in 2027.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Moving to the Euro schedule would be a death blow
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
As Doug says, half the league would have to go into a dome or cease to exist, and the other half would be annihilated by playing during CFB/hockey/basketball season
Which is why MLS will do it, of course.
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finally found the difference between truth and beauty
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
finally found the difference between truth and beauty
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"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Don't get too excited, because-" Nah, how about you shut the fuck up. All the way up.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
Let people have a crumb of joy, you miserable fucks, my GOD.
I promise, you can go back to posting "We're so fucked" and then not doing anything to stop it thrice daily tomorrow.
*buffy saint marie voice* MAGICK IS AFOOT
DICK CHENEY IS DEAD WOKE IS ALIVE
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*buffy saint marie voice* MAGICK IS AFOOT
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lol
FOURTH DEMOCRATIC FLIP OF THE NIGHT IN VIRGINIA!
And it's a big one, Carrie Coyner in #HD75 (Harris+7) has lost re-election after leaking the Jay Jones texts
And it's a big one, Carrie Coyner in #HD75 (Harris+7) has lost re-election after leaking the Jay Jones texts
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lol
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
When I am king, I will outlaw the button for “hey did you want to sign up for a credit card or extra thing you’ll never use” being labeled “maybe later”
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
When I am king, I will outlaw the button for “hey did you want to sign up for a credit card or extra thing you’ll never use” being labeled “maybe later”
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
There will never be a maybe later
I will accept a “no” or a “fuck off” button
THE KING
I know I should stop writing about zips. But I’ve just suffered another outrage | Adrian Chiles
I know I should stop writing about zips. But I’ve just suffered another outrage | Adrian Chiles
When an expensive suitcase refused to close, all my old frustration came flooding back. Don’t tell me to pull myself together, writes Adrian Chiles
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
THE KING
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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Happy MLS DC United Season Ticket Window to all who observe.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
October 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy MLS DC United Season Ticket Window to all who observe.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
Yes, I scrolled straight down, past the new packages and the 2m30s message from the owner, to find the the Opt-Out button, mashed it, and made sure I could be free of obligations.
They can have me back when the vibes are cleansed.
And here's the problem: this is the dam-busting year.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
You know if I was a club that just won their second wooden spoon in 4 years, have the longest playoff drought in the league. Maybe I would consider recognizing that and posting something like this. Nothing against the people working at the club specifically, Jason would never allow this. #DCU
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And here's the problem: this is the dam-busting year.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
At every match, every event, every appearance...we stopped being there. The band walks out at halftime, or gives up in the first half, not even losing. The second half is a funeral atmosphere.
DCU can't say this because it's not true.
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Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
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That’s Sabrina Carpenter
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 AM
That’s Sabrina Carpenter
Absolutely generational talent, cancer is a shit
D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51
D'Angelo Dead at 51
Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Absolutely generational talent, cancer is a shit
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
MLS got $2 billion (with a b) from the Apple deal, and they did not spend their money on actual people
Maybe it's time I gave up the league for good
Maybe it's time I gave up the league for good
As someone whose time freelancing for MLSsoccer was a vital step in my career progression, and someone who generally gleans insight from the observations of others:
This sucks so hard.
This sucks so hard.
October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
MLS got $2 billion (with a b) from the Apple deal, and they did not spend their money on actual people
Maybe it's time I gave up the league for good
Maybe it's time I gave up the league for good
Anyone who says they'll never watch the CFL because they insist it's inferior football but then turns around and watches the New York Jets on purpose should be fed into a volcano
October 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Anyone who says they'll never watch the CFL because they insist it's inferior football but then turns around and watches the New York Jets on purpose should be fed into a volcano
gonna re-record Wood so that she actually does say "he dickmatized me" instead of her cowardly self-censorship
Taylor Swift will make an exclusive announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
gonna re-record Wood so that she actually does say "he dickmatized me" instead of her cowardly self-censorship
The Klichy Curse: a goblin so determined to make everything worse that he blew a hole in multiple teams
With the Galaxy’s win, next week’s Atlanta vs. D.C. trash can derby will determine who wins the 2025 Wooden Spoon.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The Klichy Curse: a goblin so determined to make everything worse that he blew a hole in multiple teams
Well, on the one hand, I had to get up at GFY hours to be at work in case Donald Trump won the Nobel Peace Prize
On the other hand, no he didn't, and a Venezuelan woman did instead
So thanks for the $90
On the other hand, no he didn't, and a Venezuelan woman did instead
So thanks for the $90
October 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Well, on the one hand, I had to get up at GFY hours to be at work in case Donald Trump won the Nobel Peace Prize
On the other hand, no he didn't, and a Venezuelan woman did instead
So thanks for the $90
On the other hand, no he didn't, and a Venezuelan woman did instead
So thanks for the $90