Count Zoloft
@wizardrodeo.bsky.social
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We need a strong person in office. I don't just mean morally, I mean someone who will ball Jeffries up with their bare hands, cartoon-style, and then shoot his new basketball body straight out of the capitol dome just as the shot clock sounds
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
We need a strong person in office. I don't just mean morally, I mean someone who will ball Jeffries up with their bare hands, cartoon-style, and then shoot his new basketball body straight out of the capitol dome just as the shot clock sounds
i hope I learn to be funny again soon
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i hope I learn to be funny again soon
If you're puzzled by the Dept of Education's designation of what no longer qualifies as a professional degree, just ask yourself if it's a field highly dominated by women.
This administration wants women disenfranchised and confined to tradwife roles at all costs, even their own destruction
This administration wants women disenfranchised and confined to tradwife roles at all costs, even their own destruction
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you're puzzled by the Dept of Education's designation of what no longer qualifies as a professional degree, just ask yourself if it's a field highly dominated by women.
This administration wants women disenfranchised and confined to tradwife roles at all costs, even their own destruction
This administration wants women disenfranchised and confined to tradwife roles at all costs, even their own destruction
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The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The markets are staying afloat right now on the hope that AI will destroy American workers. What a bleak thing.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/b...
Illegal double-tap orders issued to cover up not only the extrajudicial killings but possible victims of human trafficking, too?
Nuremberg 2.0 is moderate position.
Nuremberg 2.0 is moderate position.
6/ 🚨 Per CURRENT and former US officials, there are strong reasons to believe some people on board the Sept 2 boat were people being trafficked.
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
(That is consistent with prior NYT reporting)
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Illegal double-tap orders issued to cover up not only the extrajudicial killings but possible victims of human trafficking, too?
Nuremberg 2.0 is moderate position.
Nuremberg 2.0 is moderate position.
God dammit it's never the right Doug Jones
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
God dammit it's never the right Doug Jones
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genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says reut.rs/4reC9xz
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says
The White House is preparing to unveil a health policy framework that would extend Affordable Care Act premium subsidies for two years, Politico reported on Monday, as President Donald Trump moves to shape congressional negotiations ahead of looming premium hikes.
reut.rs
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
Couldn't find a job in public health during Trump 1.0, took a chance on applying for a STEM job listing because I thought it would make for a funny story about the time I got rejected for a job at NASA.
Except the rejection part didn't happen.
Except the rejection part didn't happen.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Couldn't find a job in public health during Trump 1.0, took a chance on applying for a STEM job listing because I thought it would make for a funny story about the time I got rejected for a job at NASA.
Except the rejection part didn't happen.
Except the rejection part didn't happen.
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every single baby had to be
hospitalized.
hospitalized.
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
FDA delays left recalled baby formula on store shelves, food safety expert says
The leader of the Association of Food and Drug Officials told Healthbeat that the FDA has been slow to share distribution lists for recalled ByHeart formula. “I’m not sure they recognize the sense of urgency,” he said.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
every single baby had to be
hospitalized.
hospitalized.
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(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(squinting at timeline) Gonzo and Rizzo had a falling out?
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Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
stop doomscrolling and enjoy something funny
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
stop doomscrolling and enjoy something funny
Shit's dumb as hell and doesn't need my commentary on it.
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Shit's dumb as hell and doesn't need my commentary on it.
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
Instead I'll inundate y'all with my dumbass opinions on niche topics instead
On a completely different note, had a very awkward conversation leading to my discovery that not every one, in fact, can smell illness as a distinct scent emanating from sick people
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
On a completely different note, had a very awkward conversation leading to my discovery that not every one, in fact, can smell illness as a distinct scent emanating from sick people
I don't even have to say what this is in reference to for it to make sense
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don't even have to say what this is in reference to for it to make sense
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Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
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Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass
I never thought I'd say this but I think the only thing that can save us right now is Baseball Posts
Fewer people are talking, and those who are are more politically extreme. And it they're not saliva extreme, they're an advertisement for something you don't need. That the biggest change in online spaces in the last few years. We've got to bring back mundane normie posting
In short, the ANES data shows:
📉 Social media use is shrinking
💥 Twitter/X posting has moved ~50 points to the right
🧩 Platforms are splintering
🔊 Fewer people are talking — but those still talking are more politically extreme
📉 Social media use is shrinking
💥 Twitter/X posting has moved ~50 points to the right
🧩 Platforms are splintering
🔊 Fewer people are talking — but those still talking are more politically extreme
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I never thought I'd say this but I think the only thing that can save us right now is Baseball Posts
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Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.