I was just reading that the Kessler Syndrome might not be quite as catastrophic as some scientists initially theorized but I think data centers in space might tip it back to "ah fuck" territory

$20 says they took the way the debris of their bombed boat was facing as an indicator that they were definitely going to continue on course to the US, the same way a planchette is definitely really moving on a ouija board

I would like to see some excessive dribbling

lmao cool dig coming from someone with such poor reading comprehension I'm surprised you managed to bypass the parental access controls most devices have

I don't know what Johnson has to do with this, I'm talking specifically about the momentum Congressional Democrat leadership had going until they seemingly crashed it into painted on tunnel like a Wile E Coyote but.

But no I didn't conduct a rigorous Pew survey, got me there!

Like in preparation for this time of year right now, because it would have continued to get worse with flights getting cancelled? It's not like all airports came to a grinding halt it just was inconvenient and getting moreso lol

Imagine being the guy who, on top of everything is, is trying to do a medal inspection on

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the astronaut who sent his twin a gorilla costume in space to do pranks.

Hegseth is both a fascist and the personification of a pinched up nasally whine

When the Dems capitulated they got widespread hate from their base, not just people on The Internet, because it was clear it was not calculated to win much beyond clearing up holiday travel for the people who claimed they would hold out for peoples' healthcare

Ah but who could forget this classic

That's entirely unfair - plenty of them are domestic corporate entities

Last I heard NASA wasn't putting all their moon eggs in this rapidly unraveling basket

All the mix n' match creatures happening in Alien Clay

As always