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i hope I learn to be funny again soon
The "most used words" word cloud generator for blue sky. Words like "fucking""Texas""space" and "health" are highly prominent.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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If you're puzzled by the Dept of Education's designation of what no longer qualifies as a professional degree, just ask yourself if it's a field highly dominated by women.

This administration wants women disenfranchised and confined to tradwife roles at all costs, even their own destruction
From Forbes article https://www.forbes.com/sites/judystone/2025/11/29/what-is-a-professional-degree-and-why-does-it-matter/ "They now exclude nursing, physician assistant, nurse practitioner, physical therapy, occupational therapy, public health, audiology programs, speech-language pathology, counseling and mental health therapy, social work, and Health Administration."
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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God dammit it's never the right Doug Jones
Young (actor) doug jones poses with his Mac Tonight prosthetic head
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Ah but who could forget this classic
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Penne pasta being loaded into a clip superimposed next to an outrageous character of an Italian chef and then I can't really describe the rest but you could say it's some dark humor, mama mia
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I don't even have to say what this is in reference to for it to make sense
Standoff scene from "In Bruges" but both characters and the guns are labeled "America" and "Americans"
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Frame of a Simpsons episode featuring a "My Dinner With Andre" arcade game, with options including "tell me more" "trenchant insight" and "bon mot"
October 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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The first sentence of this abstract continues to be the most amazing dunk I've personally come across while at work and I love being periodically reminded of it
PubMed article: 'The impact of mosaic loss of the Y chromosome (mLOY) in men of advanced age" Farid Abou Abdallah et al. Biogerontology. 2024 Nov. Highlighted text: Abstract The Y chromosome has long been considered to be a "genetic wasteland" harboring only few genes essentially involved in male sex development and spermatogenesis.
October 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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when headlines like this are coming from Fox it's like seeing the first one or two steer look antsy before a stampede
Fox headline on 10/10/25: "House GOP blocks Dems' military pay bill as government shutdown threatens checks" "Republicans argue that troops would be paid if Democrats voted to fund the government"
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Excluding the inflatable frogs, post the first picture in your gallery that pops up when you search for "frog"
Picture of the Orbiting Frog Otolith
October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Quote posts disabled but in my own head: Hank Hill
@marawilson.bsky.social original skeet: Try to teach yourself to do a different accent or dialect and you'll soon realize you have no idea what you sound like and maybe it's completely different than what you thought. This is why I found myself on the Cambridge Dictionary site frantically trying to figure out how we in the US say "what"
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I predict this will go extremely well!
The proposals “must deliver 23.7% savings” across the stores throughout the continental U.S., Hawaii, Alaska and Puerto Rico with no government funding. However, the Pentagon may consider subsidizing if it helps meet the savings criteria.
October 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Honestly if I was a GOP congressperson I too would be name-dropping the next vizier primed to fall at ever public facing event
Politico headline "Thune warns Democrats about Russ Vought: 'We don't control what he's doing to do'"
October 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The severity of my bruxism really shot up when I moved to a platform where I couldn't shout my dumbest thoughts to a controlled listed of people.

Anyway here's my new work friend
A cute wild rabbit
September 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2pm?
September 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Truly a blessed year
September 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Reminded of how French firefighters started protesting working conditions back in 2020 for no particular reason
A close-up of a firefighter showing one person wearing a helmet during protests in Paris. They purposely set themselves on fire for this demonstration. A group of French firefighters with flares burning pose on the Triumph of the Republic statue in Paris
August 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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would a denim EVA suit be called a jEVA suit or an EVA juit?
A NASA spacesuit/extra vehicular activity suit with poorly edited jeans on top
August 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Graphic design is my passion
A sign on a high rise building with the name "SODO on Main." The letters "S O D O" are large and aligned vertically, with the "with Main" part positioned underneath in such a way that it makes it look like it reads "Sodom."
August 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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August 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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lol. lmao.
August 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Somehow not the Onion
Local news headline, "ICE: Houston-area Trump-themed burger joint owner now facing deportation"
August 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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This is my personal "please clap" moment at work today
A screenshot of a Teams chat message containing MRI metadata tags. "Compensate T2 Decay" is highlighted, followed by an image of the thumbs up from Terminator 2.
August 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM